Monday, March 14, 2011

Personal Security Officers....


Our netas and them sarkaari hakims have no shame when it comes to looting the national coffer soffer ...for their personal benefit senefit ni! Our dailies report that more than 3,000 personal security officers have been deployed for them ex-mantris, sarkaari hakims ani thekey-daar ruh byapari haroo lai pani rey!

And when you add them salaries, kay kay bhatta-satta... annual bill sill chahi 40 crores !Wah rey... it's good tyam for our chors ... hami lai chai security chaina ... yee mora haroo chahi hami lay kawr (tax) tirey ko paisa lay moaz masti gardai chan!

It's not that we don't have them law saw .... the law was not made for them 'thulo mancheys' ... it was made for stupid jantas like us kya! Uni haroo lay jay garey pani hooncha kya!

According to them so-called regulations, the state provides them thulo mancheys with them police-wallahs for a certain period of tyam rey! But then ... our netas forget rey... and they keep them government vehicles, guards and what not .. afnai bau ko sampati jastai!

Janta lai bewakoof banau-ney kaam.. hamro agaadi fight sight garya jastai garchan.. vitra vitra tuh sabai miley ruh nai baschan ni! Jati loot-no cha loot-noos... tapai haroo kai khaney bhado ho .. yo 'Nepal' tuh!

Our former home ministers get to keep them security guards for three years! Now let us run through the list cyst.... Govinda Raj Joshi, the ghoos khori #1 from the Congressis still has two security guards rey!

Ani hamro Kamal Thapa dai sangaw pani 2-3 wata guard suard haroo! Aroo ko tuh kay naam liney... when was the last tyam Joshi and Thapa were home ministers?

Let us not forget asti ko home minister, Bhimay Rawal aka 'Rawan' ... gaadi pani pach-kai halyo .. ajhai sarkari gaadi ma private number haaley ruh .. ani police guards haroo pani tuh Sir lay paa-yee halcha ni...

Jo Jo ... yo 10-15 barsa ma home minister bhaye sabai ko ghar ma ahiley pani police-wallah haroo lay paaley ko kaam gardai chan rey! Lau hai... badhai cha... yesari nai ho 'Naya' Nepal ko bikash garney!

Let us not only blame our home ministers, even them ex-ministers ruh retired bhayee sakey-ka sarkaari hakim haroo lai pani free security paid for by the Nepali Janta! Hoo-da hoo-da... even them Nepal police ko ration thekka-patta garney sahuji ko ghar ma pani police ko guard haroo rey!

Sabi bhanda funny tuh , Congressi ko pala ko mantri dekhi UML hoodai, Gyanu Uncle ko bela ko mantri haroo lai pani security rey! Tyo pani na pugeruh... hamro last Rana pradhan-mantri ko naati lai pani security!

Hoo-naw tuh uslai mantri bhaye-ruh dey-ko holan taruh.. Rana Saa-shun dekhi ahiley ko Hawa Saa-shun ko sabai lai security ho ki kya ho? Yestai ho bhaney baroo Bhimsen Thapa ko khalak dekhi Kalu Pandey ko naati lai pani guard shard diye hooncha ni!

Why the @#$! does Pashupati SJB Rana need them police security? He is married to them 'Desi' Princess... he can afford to hire them personal security guards ni! Khoi... them 'House of Scindias' lay kehi pani diye nah hamro 'Nati General' lai.. biha siha ma? Oxford Socks-ford paw-dey pachi ali buddhi aunoo parney ho ni?

It's not that these assholes can't afford them gaadis and guards! fokatey ma loot-nay baani bhaako haroo lai ... kay ko laaz saaz! Abuh hamro prime-monster haroo nai chor bhaye pachi, aroo lai tuh jhan kay gaali garney?

Sher B. Deuba, Prachandey dai, Makune... thank God GP is dead.. or else he would also be riding them 'Melamchi' ko project ko laagi kiney ko gaadi ni!

Abuh khoi kasley protest straw-test garney ni? Give our '3Gs' back ...bhaney ruh rally sally garnoo parla... 3Gs bhaney ko Gaadi, Guards ruh Ghoos ni!

Abuh gaadi ruh police wallah chai dey-laan.. ghoos shoos tuh kay ko firta ni.. sabai jagga ma invest garya holan.. jagga ko vow khattam cha rey kay aaj kal!

Yestai ho bhaney tuh... maybe we should also be allowed to have one 'Nepal police' ko guard... hami sabai jana ko ghar ma! Baroo usko taw-lob, bhatta hami nai tir-dim la ni! Feri.. moro lay ghar ma nai daaka daal-dyo bhaney arko aah-pawt... haha!

When Obama walks out of the White House... he will get them 2 secret service agents.. tyo pani only for 10 years rey! Hamro desh ma chahi... Kamal Thapa will still get 3 police wallahs till he is 80! And Kamal dai is not even our President sresident.. he is now ... like ... 'Bring back Lord Vishnu or die' movement ko khiladi #1!

And we know Kamal dai will live till 80.. or even 90 because he plays tennis everyday kya And he is them national champion pani.. 55+ haroo ma! I don't know much about Prachandey dai... I think he only reads Mahabharat and plays 'Ludo' hola.. and drinks like 7-8 pegs of them 'Black Label' stuff rey.. khoi uha ko health report chahi tha-ha-bhaye naw hai!

Lau hai.. sabai jana jau Sato-Bato ma... tennis khel-naw ... Kamal dai sangaw .. baroo kehi paryo bhaney uha ko personal security officers haroo cha dai cha ni.. hahah!

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