Nepal ko so-called 'factory sactory' haroo ma ... the minimum wage is Rs 4,600.00 kyaaruh! Ani daily wage swage chahi.. around Rs 190! Now them trade unions from them 3 big idiots want Rs 10,000.00 or they will close them industries rey! Ani... daily wage chahi Rs 450 cha-hee-yo rey!
And them industrialists haroo pani kay kum... baroo ahiley ko laagi 21% chahi increase garey hoon-naw bhandai feri vaarta saarta garnaw ready chan rey!
And them trade unions are like them cash cows for our political parties! Harek mahina union dues baatuh nai karodau uth-cha rey! Ani yeso Nepal bandh sandh garnaw pani majdoor bhela gar-naw sajilo ni!
No batti, no paani, no security... abuh kina nai factory sactory haroo cha-hee-yo... sabai koora Desi bhai baatuh kinney... ani baaki chahi Khasa baatuh linay ni!
I am all for minimum wage ... 10,000 hoinuh baroo.. 50,000 nai hoo-noo parcha! If only them trade union leaders stopped extorting millions of Rupees every month from the business-wallahs.. then tyo paisa lay baroo majdoor ko talab badau-naw poog-thyo ki?
Tarkari ko vow ... harek barsa going up... our netas don't care... kahiley sabji kinnuh bazaar gaye po... ghar bhaada pani tyestai ... sabai lai gaa-ro cha... except for our civil servants & pyaro neta netini haroo!
Ani business-wallahs haroo pani kay kum.. VAT bill nakkali, custom chal-ney, sabai sarkaari karmachari lai ghoos diney... Nepal ma yestai ho ... sabai milay-ruh nai khaaney ho ni!
And thanks to our unions... we have a 'Yes... hire... No ... fire' policy in Nepal... hehe! Once you hire them 'employees'... then if your business goes downhill or you want to fire someone for not doing his/her work.. then them union-wallahs will visit you and either kick your arse, demand another hafta or close down your business!
According to my sources, them union leaders want like 3-4 crores ani ek chin ko laagi bhaye pani choop laag-choom rey! Ani kaam garney kaloo, makkai khaney bhaloo bhanya jastai... Shalik Ram Jamarkattel will buy another ropani of land in Kathmandu!
If you are them big-tyam businessman.. then you just pay them union leaders... ani afno employees lai kum paisa maa kaam gaw-ra-ye pani union-wallahs haroo won't complain... khoi ... note lay pay-lay pachi sabai jaana khoosi... except them workers!
Ani union sunion join garey pachi .. hamra daju bhai, didi bahini haroo ko attitude pani kya change hooncha bhaney! If the waiter doesn't give a @#$! about your order.. then he is in them union! If the taxi-wallah chases you with them iron rod sod.. then he is in them union... if your 'garbage' guy fails to show up for a week.. then he is ... hahah!
But if the waiter goes to Dubai then he will work 18 hours a day! If the taxi-driver gets a welding (well .. he likes them iron rod sod!) job in Saudi then he will work like a robot... and what about the 'garbage' guy? Well... he will probably be a union leader someday and ride a SUV, and own ropanis of land in Kathmandu! And that's a true story.... kya!
Abuh bholi..sabai industry sindustry haroo bandha bhaye pachi... ani hamra majdoor haroo chahi ... kaha jaaney.... kaslai khoj-nay... oops.. tyo tuh hamro Om Bikram dai ko po geet ho kyaaruh!