Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Drunk on Duty....

Here we go again... our great police-wallahs have once again made us proud! Central jail must be a fun place to be hola! You can plan them extortion, murder surder ... get shot at ... play marriage and 99% of them inmates feel safe rey except Yunus Dai... haha!

Did you know that Charles Sobhraj gets them 'wine swine' and them cheese stuff from some guy from the French embassy? How come Charles hasn't escaped yet.... either he is really enjoying his stay or just getting old hola ni!

Yunus Ansari is probably having a Hyderbaadi biryaani and thanking the heavens above for being alive. And the only place them cell phones have better reception is at them jail sail kya.. khoi hamro tuh tower nai tip-dai naw!

Milan Chakre dai is probably gorging on Choco-Fun while doing a one-hand push up because his other hand is all mangled up kyaaruh! And now... a Pakistani inmate has escaped... thanks to our 'drunk' policemen!

Well, he didn't escape from them jail sail... he fainted, got checked up by them doctors and was transferred to the 'Heart' hospital... ani raati 11 bajey aspaw-taal ko bathroom baatuh bhagyo rey.. haha!

And where were them cops? They were drunk sleeping kya! I think it's about tyam ... our Home ministry bans them cell phones and whisky bottles during duty hours kya!

Few weeks ago, there was some bandh sandh (for few hours) in Maharajgunj... why? A liquor store right next to a police beat was burglarized and the tole-baasis were mad at them cops rey! Hahah.. abuh raat bhari tyehi raksi pasal ko twat chor-dai, piu-dai .. geet seet soonyo holan tuh mora haroo lay!

Hello.. US Embassy... timro government ko aid said is not working kya! Instead of giving our Police them communication equipments and what not... just open a 'Dunkin Donuts' kya ... and maybe 'free coffee & donuts' will help our cops stay wide awake and also bulk up as well... hahah!

I don't know what happened to them 'Marshals' toli ... who were supposed to check on our 'drunk on duty' cops... Nepal ma yestai ho ... maybe them marshals got drunk on the way to them checking secking hola ni!

So next tyam... when our men in blue arrest them party-wallahs and haul them off to Bir Hospital for them medical tests ... then will the "People's Volunteers" be there to do them tests on our cops?

Ye.. what happened to our 'Volunteers' ... hahah .. koora milya chaina rey! YCL-wallahs happen to be Prachandey Dai ko mancheys ... Yo 'Volunteers' haroo chahi Baidya Dai ko rey... abuh baaki bhayo Baburam Dai.... lau Bishnu Shrestha ruh Dip Prasad Pun dui jana bhaye poogcha kya!

And what's up with the lunch date sate? Prachoo and Badoo hanging out with their side-kicks @ Naya Bazar Palace and I guess our Dr. Saheb wasn't invited hola ni!

It's a good thing ... last tyam the 'Agro-man' and the 'Urban Planner' had lunch together was @ Ram Hari Shrestha's house and we all know what happened to Ram Hari! So don't ever invite them for lunch sunch.. feri you might get whacked by Kham's Brady Bunch kya!

Abuh yestai taal ho bhaney ...three comrades haroo kunai din .. three stooges hola ni! Euta India ko Euta China ko... ani what about Baidya? Hahah... he doesn't care... he will fight anyone... either the guy is delusional or crazy or just another grumpy old man kya!

Aajuh mero janma-din... I am 24 today! Haha...for serial! I want to thank my family, friends and foes. I want to thank my family (my donor agency) for funding all my 'experiments' ... and like our Nepali netas ... I have failed again and again! I would like to thank my parents and yours ... for their unconditional love and support!

My sisters ... smart... independent... beautiful women who have figured out what they want to do with their lives! My friends... who still laugh at my jokes even if they are not funny any more. My foes... for stepping on my toes and 2011 is my 'year' hola... heheh! I am in love with a beautiful woman and if the world ends next year... then I want to die in her arms!


  1. Happy Birthday Mr. Guffadi!! Hope you had a great day! :D

  2. So nyaasss. The last line. Where did you find her? And if you're doing such a good job with yourself, care to start an agency to find tyestai people for us hopefuls baru...before the world ends and all you know...

    By the way. Hope you had a super blast of a birthday. :)

  3. @STTH: Thanks... your blog is awe-sum....
    @Jhuslikira: Thanks... Yes, I am starting an agency... abuh fee chahi kati rakhney ho kunni... maybe barter system garoo parla... one match for you = 1 bora of Halls for me.. hahah!