Jhallu Baba... our Prime-Monster is busy all day.. trying to make them Maoists, his own party ka chor haroo and them Madeshi leaders happy! Uha ko fursat nai chaina rey! And now he has come up with a new 'idea' ... if you have received one mantra-laya then get one or two... free as well!
Our 'paisa-dey jay maa pani sign gardin-choo' mantri, Krishna Bahadur Mahara will not only be in-charge of them telecom tenders but he also gets them three other portfolios rey! Uha ko under ma abuh ... Law and Justice ... all them cases against them Mao Inc. members will be dismissed hola ni!
Ani he also gets 'Land Reform and Management' .. abuh sabai so-called sukum-baasi lay haw-daw-pey ko jagga ko naam saari garoom hai! Ani... hamra Maobadi cadres haroo lay 'sarkaari' jagga afno naam ma bana-ko baroo ahiley nai bey-choom.. yehi ho maukka!
And he also has to look after 'Health and Population' .. abuh hami lai chod-dim.. baroo them PLA combatants haroo lai chai baroo medical ruh dental chai ramro coverage dim naw hai! If you need them contact lens... don't buy them from the market... Dr. Ruit has cheaper ones kya!
Top (not bottom!) Rayamajhi who was heading them 'Physical Planning' mantra-laya also gets them 'Labour and Transport' natak rey! Lau.. abuh Middle East ma daang doong hoodai-cha .. hamra daju bhai, didi bahini haroo lai Nepal farkau-ney jimma tapai ko! Ani manpower agencies dekhi hamro transport-wallahs haroo baatuh tann-ai hafta uthnay bhayo ni!
Hamro 'Tourism' mantri gets 'Women & Children' portfolio.. baroo yo domestic tourism ma civil servants lai bhanda baroo .. .women and kids haroo lai 50% discount dim naw .. hoodai naw? Aama-samuha lai ... 75% discount hoon-oo parcha bus sus, plane slane chad-da!
Barshaman Dai... gets them 'Youth & Sports' portfolio.. abuh hamro youngesters haroo lai 'Peace & Reconstruction' ma pani involve garnaw milcha ki! Ani.... yo paali chahi ... let us take care of our athletes instead of them officials kya!
I think our 'naari' football team is better than our 'loag-ney' manchey haroo... so increase them budget sudget for women's football ... they will do us proud kya!
And... NOC has increased them fuel prices again... now let's see when our micro-bus wallahs increase their fare sare kya! Mero Lagankhel-Ratnapark ko route ma... Rs 20 ko prediction chaa-do nai hit garla jasto cha hai!