Saturday, July 30, 2011

Singham....


The tide is turning in Bollywood. Until a few years ago... only stupid comedy movies made all the moolah at the box office but now thanks to them 'Southie' Tamil and Telugu re-mixes... action is back with a lot of traction (?) and is getting a lot of reaction kya.. hehe!

It started with Ghajini and Aamir dai (Desi Peter Pan!) shocked us all by going crazy. And now, Ajay Devgn is back where he belongs, doing the dishoom-dishoom thing! Yes, we missed Ajay kicking Desi arses and standing on them bikes (while them bikes are goo-ding!).

Devgn, like many of them Bollywood stars, is into astrology shastrology. He has taken an 'a' out of 'Devgan' ... and he should also take another 'a' out of 'Ajay' ... and be known as 'Jay Devgn' hola ni!

Devgn is also into producing them movies and what not ... but so far all his home production nataks have failed. So .. please don't waste your and Kajol's hard earned money ... trying to be them producer-wallah kya!

Baroo... just produce them 'action' dhamaka movies... comedy is now out.... and all them 'small town' cop fights 'big tyam' mafia will rule Bollywood for the next few years kya!

During the 90s, Ajay Devgn was the only star whose movies would run house-full during the first week in them one-screen cinema halls in UP, Bihar and them 'Item Song' states! Well, all them item songs seem to be them Bhojpuri songs nai... hehe! While all them lobby-dobby songs chahi Punjabi nai hoo-noo parney kya!

Singham was made for 20 crores (INRs) and it has already made 50 in the first week.. and it will make some money for them 'Reliance' folks.... I think Ambani should just donate all them profits from his movie venture to charity kya. He doesn't need a few million dollars when he has them billions in the bank sank!

And our Bollywood hero-nis should all be worried now. If this is the 'new' trend then all them Desi movies will only be action-saction and 'one' item number (nothing new!) and them hero-nis will be either some star ko chori (debut) or them hero-nis who do them 'Southie' movies!

Katrina Kaif should now stop trying to improve her 'Hindi' accent ... baroo just produce your own movie... a 'Desi' wonder-woman kind of thing. It might break all them box office records ni... abuh 'action' hero-ni pani cha-hi-yo kya!

Ajay still has them 'Golmaal' series and he will be doing that until 2020 hola... but mark my words... Ajay will still be doing them 'action' movies in his 60s..... while Aamir Khan will still be them college student then and Salman-ey will still be ripping his shirt and flexing his muscles. What about Akshay Kumar?.. he will be the 'new' Paresh Rawal then hola ni!

And why do I feel bad for Suniel Shetty? I don't know.. he used to be one of them 'action' wallahs then ... I guess he should just change them 'e' to 'i' hola ni.. ani Suniil Shitty hooncha abuh tuh!

3 comments:

  1. funny....dishoom dishooom movie ho?
    i love this blog gaffadi, and u are a true gaffadi....

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  2. @lhamo... hehe.. Singham is vary vary dishoom and south (indian) eestyle figth sight but I liked it better than The Bang aka Dabaang... hope one day our Kollywood will make movies about corrupt netas/police/criminals... pani!

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  3. Katrina Kaif should now stop trying to improve her 'Hindi' accent ... baroo just produce your own movie... a 'Desi' wonder-woman kind of thing. It might break all them box office records ni... abuh 'action' hero-ni pani cha-hi-yo kya!
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    It would be akward; imagine katrina doing flying kick scene. :D:D

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    What about Akshay Kumar?.. he will be the 'new' Paresh Rawal then hola ni!
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    nice one. He deserved it after those nonsense movies he gave..

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