Overheard in KTM - 3...

Khalasi: Oye... Didi, paisa dinoo nuh!

Didi: Di-halchoo ni , ek chin.

Khalasi: Kahiley Diney, tapai ko thau aunoo-laagi sakyo!

Didi: Din-choo ke... muh jhyal batuh bhagchoo ruh?

Khalasi: Kailey Diney.. .baccha paye pachi?

Didi: Haha... pahile poila tuh januh de ani baccha paula!

Khalasi: Bus pani baccha paye pachi chadey hooncha ni!

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Driver: Ye. Chitto gar, tero bau traffic cha tyeha!

Mr. Shyamoo: Yes Ko bau nai traffic rahecha... kinnuh daw-ra-ko?

Khalasi: Guruji ko Ama hola ni traffic-ni!

Driver: Talai bodi bolchas !

Khalasi: Mero bau India gaako 15 barsa bhayee sakyo!

Mr. Ramoo: Timi lai naw-bhani kinuh traffic ko jagir khayo ki!

Khalasi: Tyeso Bhaye, yo Micro lay nai kich-de hooncha tyes-lai!

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Driver: Oye.. Bhai , ali vitra janoos naw.

Bhai: Kaha vitra janey bhaneko, gufa ho ruh yo?

Driver: Abuh gufa sufa januh lai Pokhara nai janoos.

Bhai: Yo Micro pani Pokhara nai janey ho ki kya ho?

Driver: Hoinuh, Lagankhel.

Bhai: Ani kay jpt boli raakho.

Driver: Vitra janoos kay, thau cha bhanya.

Bhai: Yo seat ma chir-naw lai tuh dieting garnoo parcha.

Driver: Ali kum khanoo parchan tuh, manchey haati jasto ani...