Looks like.. our 'Madeshi' leaders will continue to have fun in the sun ... forgot that Upendra Yadav and his crew did support the 'Slapped One'.. Jhallu Baba! Upendra was our foreign minister during them 'Mao' government kyaaruh!
Once a Maoist... and then Upendra decided to form his own gang sang .. well, he did make the right decision hola ni... look at the other 'Yadav' ... Matrika Dai... he has his new gang now but it's tough to loot and boot down there in Madesh because you have to compete with other 27 something 'Madeshi' armed outfits ni!
And I was @ the local barber shop this morning and even before our media sedia knew about them mantri-mandal... a 'con' man (I had written about him many months ago!) was at Mithun's hair sai-loon getting his talu shaved!
As usual... he was busy talking to his business partners and them conversation goes like this:
'Ani .. lau hai badai cha tapai lai!'
'Ho.. Bishnu Poudel nai Home Minister rey.. la feri hamro din ayo!'
I have no idea who this 'Bishnu Poudel' is... but if our local 'mafia' dons are busy congratulating each other and happy that their 'friend' is now them 'Home Minister' then do you think you can really expect our Nepal Police to provide us security and what not?
This is how it is ... New Nepal.. where if you are a Chor.. this is probably the 'best tyam' to make them moolah ... and get rich because this is the 'loot while you can' tyam for our netas and their chamchas!
Them Home Ministry is where you make all them dough .. kyaaruh! Police ko Senior Officers haroo ko saruwa.... desh ma goonda gardi garney ko jhola ma paisa bharoom-la!
Our netas would be very good investment bankers in them Wall Street firms (always selling short .. hahah!) and we shouldn't blame them.. after all... pachi gaye-ruh aroo election selection ma pani tuh paisa chaa-hin-cha ni ... hoinuh ruh?
Every tyam... there is them 'new' government ... we see them bhaag-bandaa.. like some guy had three sons and each of them wanted them piece of the old man's land sand etiyaadi! I hope Sapana didi works hard to change our 'inheritance' laws in them 'new' constitution!
Hope Upendra Yadav makes more money than he ever imagined (again!) but please do something for the 'Madeshi' folks ... instead of just asking them to burn tyres and kick them 'Pahadi' arses... or Mr. UP ... please go to UP (India) and show your dada-giri there ni!
The Maoists want them 'Defense' portfolio rey... feri NA (Nepal Army) sanguh thaak-thook ho ki kya ho?
Jhallu Baba.. congratulations... you now have like 100+ days to get all this shit together! Hahah... integrate them PLA combatants, beg all them parties to come together to write them 'new' constitution' ... we all know nothing will happen by May 28th... so I guess... you can start writing your 'Blame Everyone' speech ahiley dekhi nai!
Our leaders are always .. 'I tried to do something but I could do nothing because nobody helped me or they all betrayed me' .... I guess the 'Slapping Swami' will slap Jhallu Baba again if we don't get them 'New Nepal' ko 'New Constitution' on tyam!
And Jhallu thinks our 'Slapping Swami' is nothing but a bhoo-soo-na rey! Yestai ho... a local school teacher from Baglung has now become our New Prime-Monster and I guess he is now the 'Shree Tin' Maharjaa... hami jasto ordinary folks tuh 'Bhoo-soo-na' nai hoonay bhayee halyo ni!
Angrezi ma bhanda chai.. Jhallu said , "Gnats and flies make no effect at all" .. Thank You, Mr. PM.. we are all gnats and flies for you and yes.. we know.. we really don't make any effect seffect because people like you have been screwing us for the last 60 years and we are happily taking it!
Why? ...Because we are Nepalese... we are fatalistic... but there will come a time when we say .. 'Enough is Enough' and maybe then we will all join Devi-ji and feed some Paap-ad to our netas while we dole out some jhaa-pads as well!
Once a Maoist... and then Upendra decided to form his own gang sang .. well, he did make the right decision hola ni... look at the other 'Yadav' ... Matrika Dai... he has his new gang now but it's tough to loot and boot down there in Madesh because you have to compete with other 27 something 'Madeshi' armed outfits ni!
And I was @ the local barber shop this morning and even before our media sedia knew about them mantri-mandal... a 'con' man (I had written about him many months ago!) was at Mithun's hair sai-loon getting his talu shaved!
As usual... he was busy talking to his business partners and them conversation goes like this:
'Ani .. lau hai badai cha tapai lai!'
'Ho.. Bishnu Poudel nai Home Minister rey.. la feri hamro din ayo!'
I have no idea who this 'Bishnu Poudel' is... but if our local 'mafia' dons are busy congratulating each other and happy that their 'friend' is now them 'Home Minister' then do you think you can really expect our Nepal Police to provide us security and what not?
This is how it is ... New Nepal.. where if you are a Chor.. this is probably the 'best tyam' to make them moolah ... and get rich because this is the 'loot while you can' tyam for our netas and their chamchas!
Them Home Ministry is where you make all them dough .. kyaaruh! Police ko Senior Officers haroo ko saruwa.... desh ma goonda gardi garney ko jhola ma paisa bharoom-la!
Our netas would be very good investment bankers in them Wall Street firms (always selling short .. hahah!) and we shouldn't blame them.. after all... pachi gaye-ruh aroo election selection ma pani tuh paisa chaa-hin-cha ni ... hoinuh ruh?
Every tyam... there is them 'new' government ... we see them bhaag-bandaa.. like some guy had three sons and each of them wanted them piece of the old man's land sand etiyaadi! I hope Sapana didi works hard to change our 'inheritance' laws in them 'new' constitution!
Hope Upendra Yadav makes more money than he ever imagined (again!) but please do something for the 'Madeshi' folks ... instead of just asking them to burn tyres and kick them 'Pahadi' arses... or Mr. UP ... please go to UP (India) and show your dada-giri there ni!
The Maoists want them 'Defense' portfolio rey... feri NA (Nepal Army) sanguh thaak-thook ho ki kya ho?
Jhallu Baba.. congratulations... you now have like 100+ days to get all this shit together! Hahah... integrate them PLA combatants, beg all them parties to come together to write them 'new' constitution' ... we all know nothing will happen by May 28th... so I guess... you can start writing your 'Blame Everyone' speech ahiley dekhi nai!
Our leaders are always .. 'I tried to do something but I could do nothing because nobody helped me or they all betrayed me' .... I guess the 'Slapping Swami' will slap Jhallu Baba again if we don't get them 'New Nepal' ko 'New Constitution' on tyam!
And Jhallu thinks our 'Slapping Swami' is nothing but a bhoo-soo-na rey! Yestai ho... a local school teacher from Baglung has now become our New Prime-Monster and I guess he is now the 'Shree Tin' Maharjaa... hami jasto ordinary folks tuh 'Bhoo-soo-na' nai hoonay bhayee halyo ni!
Angrezi ma bhanda chai.. Jhallu said , "Gnats and flies make no effect at all" .. Thank You, Mr. PM.. we are all gnats and flies for you and yes.. we know.. we really don't make any effect seffect because people like you have been screwing us for the last 60 years and we are happily taking it!
Why? ...Because we are Nepalese... we are fatalistic... but there will come a time when we say .. 'Enough is Enough' and maybe then we will all join Devi-ji and feed some Paap-ad to our netas while we dole out some jhaa-pads as well!
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