Friday, February 11, 2011

Everything For Sale!



It's not only them 'ordinary' passports ... but our so-called 'Diplomatic' passports are also for sale rey! Them 'ordinary' MRPs now go for Rs 5,000 or 10,000 if you want them 'Express' service... but if you would like them 'Diplomatic' passports then please sell your jagga , ek dui khashi and what not and pay ... like Rs 16 lakhs (20,000 US$) rey!

Heheh.. and two 'stupid' people bought them and wanted to go on them 'world tour' sour... but they got caught and were sent back to Nepal rey... but our Immigration folks @ TIA were like.. 'whatever...' because they did get them 'chiya kharcha' hola ni!

That's how it is .. Hamro Nepal maaa! And them 'Diplomatic' Passports were in them names of our 'Madeshi' politicians rey... I think our Madhesi leaders are getting a bad rap .. or are they busy minting money while they can?

And our former 'Home Minister', Bhim Rawal.. the 'Rawan' has refused to hand over his 'mantri' vehicle rey! According to our so-called law saw... them public officials have to give them 'gaadi saadi' back when they are no longer ...'in service' rey!

Hahah.. yestai ho... Nepal maa.. From Prachandey to Sher B. Deuba to all them 'so-called' former mantri santris are busy using them government vehicles.... and not only that.. they even get them 'fuel and maintenance' expenses as well rey!

It's good to be a mantri santri ni! And we have to thank our public schools for producing such great leaders hola ni! So.. if you want your kids to rule Nepal someday.. then send them to some public school in Rukum! And what about Rato Bangla Sangla.. hahaha.. they will probably go to Harvard and major in "French Renaissance studies" or something like that.

So.. stop wasting your money soney and making them 'Dixits' rich sich kya! Hahah! Kunda & Kanak are already well-off... tyo Jagadamba Press lay nai poog-cha abuh tuh uni haroo lai... basi basi khaaney ani side ma patrakar banney.. heheh!

And our Supreme Court is a funny place hola... they have now ordered them 'government' to stop bitching about them 'Pashupatinath' Temple ko nataks and not to open them Temple ko 'Dhukuti' rey!

According to them 'guff-suff' ... them dhukuti hasn't been opened for the last 2,000 years rey and they contain ... them 'jewels' haroo rey! I think we should open them 'Dhukuti' .. and we will probably find like ... 'nothing' hola! Kay baaki rakh-thyo yee chor haroo lay?

Baroo.. let's open it and if we find them 'precious jewels' sewels.. then we can sell them on Ebay to pay off our foreign debt sebt... ni .. ki kaso?

This is the 'New Nepal' .. where the whole country is for sale hola! Our politicians need them dough sough for .. God Knows What.. and them Indians and Chinese businessmen are having fun with all them tender sender nataks and our local goondas and netas get them 10% on everything kyaaruh!

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