Happy 'People's War Day' ... or whatever ... if you are a Maoist .. then it's always a 'good' day in Kathmandu! They now own them hospitals, banks, media companies, jagga-sagga and hope one day.. they will also invest in them 'dance sance' institutes... because every tyam.. they celebrate something.. they are always singing and dancing ni!
Yes.. them Maoists started their so-called 'fight for their right to loot, boot and shoot' on Feb 13th, 1996! It took them ten years to get 'rich' but it was worth it ... hoinuh ruh? All them taukeys are cruising around Kathmandu in them SUVs and living the good life! After all... who wants to live in them jungle sungle and eat Wai Wai forever ... ni!
Oh! I forgot.. them Mao Inc. management committee haroo tuh ... they never really lived in them jungles kyaaruh.. they were busy eating roti and sabji in India ni! Anyways.. we don't have them 'King' Sing anymore and we have them Constituent Assembly where 601 buffoons are having fun! So.. I guess Maoists did get what they want hola!
But.. Mohan Baidya is still waiting for them 'People's Revolt' kyaaruh and our Dr. BRB is waiting to be them Prime-Monster someday and Prachandey... he just wants to be the Emperor and rule forever rey!
And it's not only them Maoists... fighting with each other! Our Madeshi parties are splitting faster than atoms hola ni! If we do have them 'next' election selection.. then there will probably be ... like 36 different Madeshi parties, two Maoists , six UMLs and two Congressis and the Pancheys.. haha... they are still in the game.. ahiley samma!
And let's talk about Nepal Police... them 'private security guards' for our netas and their chamchas! Last night.. Chief of them Crime Division of Metropolitan Police nearly got wacked by his own bodyguard rey!
Both were drinking in his residence rey and then his bodyguard fired at him twice rey... but SSP Rana Bahadur Chand must have gotten his training sraining in South India or Hong Kong! Because them only people I know who can dodge them bullets sullets are Jackie Chan and Rajni Dai!
Hello.. SSP Saheb.. why are you drinking at home and that to ... with your bodyguard kya! You should go to them Dohoris and Dance Bars and hang out with them 'criminal elements' and make some money ni!
Well... next tyam.. just wear them 'bullet proof vest' if you plan to share a drink with your bodyguard hai!
And our Nepal Police in Sudan are still without them APCs or protective gears and our CIAA folks are still grilling them 'police officers' rey! Stop wasting our tyam please... we all know ... nobody is going to go to jail sail for stealing 30 corores from our 'Rastra ko Dhukuti!' and sending useless APCs to Sudan!
Rubel Choudhary made millions and so did our IGPs and Home Ministry officials... so please stop this natak... Let them have all the fun ni.. while we beat each other and fight for them 'bread' crumbs!
Yes.. them Maoists started their so-called 'fight for their right to loot, boot and shoot' on Feb 13th, 1996! It took them ten years to get 'rich' but it was worth it ... hoinuh ruh? All them taukeys are cruising around Kathmandu in them SUVs and living the good life! After all... who wants to live in them jungle sungle and eat Wai Wai forever ... ni!
Oh! I forgot.. them Mao Inc. management committee haroo tuh ... they never really lived in them jungles kyaaruh.. they were busy eating roti and sabji in India ni! Anyways.. we don't have them 'King' Sing anymore and we have them Constituent Assembly where 601 buffoons are having fun! So.. I guess Maoists did get what they want hola!
But.. Mohan Baidya is still waiting for them 'People's Revolt' kyaaruh and our Dr. BRB is waiting to be them Prime-Monster someday and Prachandey... he just wants to be the Emperor and rule forever rey!
And it's not only them Maoists... fighting with each other! Our Madeshi parties are splitting faster than atoms hola ni! If we do have them 'next' election selection.. then there will probably be ... like 36 different Madeshi parties, two Maoists , six UMLs and two Congressis and the Pancheys.. haha... they are still in the game.. ahiley samma!
And let's talk about Nepal Police... them 'private security guards' for our netas and their chamchas! Last night.. Chief of them Crime Division of Metropolitan Police nearly got wacked by his own bodyguard rey!
Both were drinking in his residence rey and then his bodyguard fired at him twice rey... but SSP Rana Bahadur Chand must have gotten his training sraining in South India or Hong Kong! Because them only people I know who can dodge them bullets sullets are Jackie Chan and Rajni Dai!
Hello.. SSP Saheb.. why are you drinking at home and that to ... with your bodyguard kya! You should go to them Dohoris and Dance Bars and hang out with them 'criminal elements' and make some money ni!
Well... next tyam.. just wear them 'bullet proof vest' if you plan to share a drink with your bodyguard hai!
And our Nepal Police in Sudan are still without them APCs or protective gears and our CIAA folks are still grilling them 'police officers' rey! Stop wasting our tyam please... we all know ... nobody is going to go to jail sail for stealing 30 corores from our 'Rastra ko Dhukuti!' and sending useless APCs to Sudan!
Rubel Choudhary made millions and so did our IGPs and Home Ministry officials... so please stop this natak... Let them have all the fun ni.. while we beat each other and fight for them 'bread' crumbs!
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