Them Anti-Valentine network says .. 'Uprooted plantlife and sugar-saturated caffeinated fat blocks? .. You shouldn't have.. " rey!
Them 'fool pasal' (flower shop) .... are making tons of Rupees today! According to our sources, them Kathmandu ko flower shop will sell more than 5 crores (kaw-roads!) worth of flowers today! Ho ruh... heheh.. and talking about Chocolates.. hehe.. 'Dairy Milk' is the #1 as always rey!
We are Nepalis... we celebrate Xmas, Valentine's Day... like crazy and some day.. don't be surprised if we are all celebrating, St. Patrick's Day, dressed all in green and doing them 'River Dance' moves.. hahah!
Nothing wrong with them "Red Roses" and them boxes of 'Chocolates' ... and them Candle-Light dinner sinner ni!
If you pay like Rs 9,999.00 @ Gokarna Resort then you and your 'Khaas' saathi will get a room for a night and them 'Bottle of Wine' Swine.. Candle-Light Dinner Sinner and here's the .. most interesting offer of the year... you get 'One Free Mineral Water per person per night' rey.. hahah !
Them 'fool pasal' (flower shop) .... are making tons of Rupees today! According to our sources, them Kathmandu ko flower shop will sell more than 5 crores (kaw-roads!) worth of flowers today! Ho ruh... heheh.. and talking about Chocolates.. hehe.. 'Dairy Milk' is the #1 as always rey!
We are Nepalis... we celebrate Xmas, Valentine's Day... like crazy and some day.. don't be surprised if we are all celebrating, St. Patrick's Day, dressed all in green and doing them 'River Dance' moves.. hahah!
Nothing wrong with them "Red Roses" and them boxes of 'Chocolates' ... and them Candle-Light dinner sinner ni!
If you pay like Rs 9,999.00 @ Gokarna Resort then you and your 'Khaas' saathi will get a room for a night and them 'Bottle of Wine' Swine.. Candle-Light Dinner Sinner and here's the .. most interesting offer of the year... you get 'One Free Mineral Water per person per night' rey.. hahah !
No, I am not making this up..just go through them dailies today... all them restoorants haroo ko Ad .. for 'Valentine's Day' ... thank them 'raksi saksi' companies.. for sponsoring them ads kyaruh!
And most of them bar sars are offering ... like .. one shot of 'Ruslan' Vodka if you pay like Rs 700 rey! If all them love-birds are going to them bash sash then... why would single folks pay 700 for a shot of vodka to see 'couples' making out ni?
Or maybe.. our ''raksi" companies want our 'lovers' to drink responsibly hola ni! 'One Shot' is all you need .. when you are in lob sob hola ni...
I may be wrong... well, I am always wrong .. hahah! But the best thing to do for them Walyentine Day is to go for dinner with your family samily.. and if you have a 'Khaas' saathi and don't want your family to know .. heheh .. then go to Patan, eat some Aloo... toast each other with a jug of Chyaang and make out .... in them Durbar Square ni!
Lau tuh.. Happy Valentine's Day to everyone... our friends, family and foes and a friend of mine got engaged today.. Congrats .. now save a plant and just give me them box of chocolates please...!
Lau tuh.. Happy Valentine's Day to everyone... our friends, family and foes and a friend of mine got engaged today.. Congrats .. now save a plant and just give me them box of chocolates please...!
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