If '40' is the new '20' ... then I am ... like 13 years old! Well, my sisters tell me that.. 'Myaan.. you need to grow up yaar.. you still act like you are 13-shirteeen'...
And talking about growing up... everybody is getting married ..left and right kyaaruh! Mero high school mates haroo.. ma only 5% are still legally 'not'-married rey! Heheh... I belong to them '5%' club ... I think they plan to make me the President rey!
Heheh... then I can tell my sisters... 'See.. me also President.... treat with me respect please..' hahah!
Anyways... another wedding to go on Sunday... and I am already getting them migraine sigraine... but when it comes to them funerals... I do attend all them 'tole-basi' ko antim sanskaar... I don't know.. maybe I am crazy hola!
I hate wearing them tie-suit... when I was 15... I dressed up in them all-black outfit .. thought it was how them cool people in New York and Paris dressed up bhaney-raw.. and my Mom was mad... 'tero tie-suit khoi... kay lagaa ko bewakoof .. baroo tero biha ma chahi yestai law-gaa hai' .. hahah!
I think .. I will dress up as 'Iku' on Sunday... and probably my friend's parents will have to get admitted to 'Shahid Ganglal Heart Hospital' hola... hehe!
My parents have never pressured me.... to get married ... but I am slowly getting them 'special cables' .. even Wikileaks won't be able to leak.. kyaaruh!
My sisters keep on asking me.. 'So... do you have a girlfriend... now?' ... 'Are you planning to get married when you are 50?' .... 'If you can't decide ... do you want us to help you .. hook up with someone crazy like you?' ... and 'Thank God.. all your Ex-es decided to get married to someone else.. natra bhaney kya doo-khaw pauney thiyo uni haroo lay tuh sanguh biha-siha garey-raw!'
Heheh.... my sisters have their own 'Pool' thing going on.... reminds me of them 'office pool' during them 'Super Bowl' tyam syam!.... Oh! Talking about Super Bowl.... I don't know if it's on ESPN or Ten Something... need to get some Beer and Chips ready hola!
And if someday.. I do get married then my sisters have given me like .... '100 days' rey.. and then what? And then my lovely wife will run away because she won't be able to stand my 'nautanki nataks' rey!
Anyways.. I will go to them 'Wedding' Swedding on Sunday.... and coach-ing (as in mookh ma coaching!) them 'Chicken Lolipops' ... 'Aloo Fries' ... and 'Royal Stag' whisky ko 6-7 peg seg... and then shake my legs segs ... to them 'Bollywood gaanaa' saana hola ni!
Heheh... then I can tell my sisters... 'See.. me also President.... treat with me respect please..' hahah!
Anyways... another wedding to go on Sunday... and I am already getting them migraine sigraine... but when it comes to them funerals... I do attend all them 'tole-basi' ko antim sanskaar... I don't know.. maybe I am crazy hola!
I hate wearing them tie-suit... when I was 15... I dressed up in them all-black outfit .. thought it was how them cool people in New York and Paris dressed up bhaney-raw.. and my Mom was mad... 'tero tie-suit khoi... kay lagaa ko bewakoof .. baroo tero biha ma chahi yestai law-gaa hai' .. hahah!
I think .. I will dress up as 'Iku' on Sunday... and probably my friend's parents will have to get admitted to 'Shahid Ganglal Heart Hospital' hola... hehe!
My parents have never pressured me.... to get married ... but I am slowly getting them 'special cables' .. even Wikileaks won't be able to leak.. kyaaruh!
My sisters keep on asking me.. 'So... do you have a girlfriend... now?' ... 'Are you planning to get married when you are 50?' .... 'If you can't decide ... do you want us to help you .. hook up with someone crazy like you?' ... and 'Thank God.. all your Ex-es decided to get married to someone else.. natra bhaney kya doo-khaw pauney thiyo uni haroo lay tuh sanguh biha-siha garey-raw!'
Heheh.... my sisters have their own 'Pool' thing going on.... reminds me of them 'office pool' during them 'Super Bowl' tyam syam!.... Oh! Talking about Super Bowl.... I don't know if it's on ESPN or Ten Something... need to get some Beer and Chips ready hola!
And if someday.. I do get married then my sisters have given me like .... '100 days' rey.. and then what? And then my lovely wife will run away because she won't be able to stand my 'nautanki nataks' rey!
Anyways.. I will go to them 'Wedding' Swedding on Sunday.... and coach-ing (as in mookh ma coaching!) them 'Chicken Lolipops' ... 'Aloo Fries' ... and 'Royal Stag' whisky ko 6-7 peg seg... and then shake my legs segs ... to them 'Bollywood gaanaa' saana hola ni!
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