Stressful Living....

Them Amrikan Life-Coaches say 'Your stressful life may be created by yourself...' rey but we live in this great country.. where our politicians have done us a favor by doing all the hard work .. creating a Stressful Life for all of us ni!

Yes, let us not bitch and whine about them 'load shedding' nataks.. we are probably used to 'no electricity' thanks to NEA (No Electricity Authority) and them NEA hakim sahebs who are busy giving them government vehicles to our great leaders!

Free vehicle, free fuel but no 'FREE'.. electricity.. hehe .. that one they can't provide even if you are willing to pay a million dollars per month ni! But Baluwatar and Shital Niwas do get.. 24x7 electricity because our President and PM have to update their FB status every minute rey!

Yes, we have them rivers shivers and we do have our own 'Nepali' investors willing to risk their money soney in them hydro-projects but the problem is with the NEA.

They either refuse to buy them electricity or offer a deal which doesn't make sense to the folks who are investing their dough in them projects! But if you are them Amriki or foreign companies then you can kick the NEA arse and get more than NEA can afford to pay ni!

Our leaders aren't worried at all! All they want is to be them mantri santri, get free housing, vehicles and they don' t have to worry about 'batti' or 'paani' because we fund their 'free living' ni!

And let's talk about them water swater! Yes, we are aware that 10 years ago.... there weren't even a million folks in Kathmandu Valley and now it's like ... 5+ million rey! And now we get them 'paani' in our taps saps ... like once every three days and if that tyam happens to be the 'No Electricity' hour then you are @#$!ed ni!

It's been three days since I took them shower .. and I am probably stinking hola ... and mero looga-sooga tuh .. hehehe.. I think I will need to start wearing some kind of a disposable looga sooga soon (I hope them Japanese have already come up with some shit like that!)....

It's been raining since this morning.. and I hear it's not going to stop till Friday rey! Heheh.. and them 'Bryan Adams' concert organizers are worried rey! Then I met a friend of a friend (organizers!) and we both checked them 'weather.com' thing.. come Saturday, Bryan Adams won't need to worry about 'dancing in the rain' ..

So Thank God... Bryan will go back home with US$ 200,000 in his suitcase .... and hope our Nepali folks (them folks who bought them ticket sicket!) can then brag about it until another Kuire celebrity comes to town!

And folks ... don't worry... them 'Delhi' Show was canceled because Delhi Police were afraid that they couldn't provide security or something like that! Bryan is coming to Kathmandu and our Nepal Police is ready .. with their bamboo sticks rey!

And them organizers should ask Nepal Police.. not to do them 'laathi-charge' as they do in them concerts here and there! Our Men in Blue are.. very happy to attack Kathmanduites whenever they get a chance ni! Or we can follow the 'Maoist' formula.. get one bamboo stick for yourself and don't forget to wear a helmet as well!

Don't carry them backpacks, no cameras, no water bottles, no beer bottles and please.. don't bring any explosives like socket bomb, pressure cooker bomb or even Aloo Bomb (patekas!) or else you will get one bamboo stick on your dhaad!

I was at them Chiya Pasal this morning ... and the conversation was about 'Bryan Adams' ... a taxi driver was like 'Kuirey ko geet soo-noo lai 6,000 Rupees' .. Nepali haroo ko paisa dhoti lay tuh lootyo lootyo abuh Kuire lay pani baaki naw-chod-nay bhayo! Heheh!

And the other guy was like .. 'Tyehi tuh bhanya.. Nepali kalakaar lai tuh bottle ruh dhoonga haanchan.. taruh yetro paisa tirey pachi .. bottle haaney manchey haroo tuh audainuh hola ni'

I finished my two sell-rotis, two andaas, one chana tarkari and ek cup doodh-chiya and then as usual.. them 'politics solitics' guff began!

'Ye KP Oli chor lai tuh Baluwatar ma Chir-naw diye-naw-cha ni'

Our leaders are a funny bunch. Them PM residence has become like a local bhatti ki kya ho! Why are our leaders visiting the Prime-Monster @ 9 in the evening.. for some peg seg!

The security staff just wanted to do some checking rey and Mr. KP Oli , former Home Minister (Bidya Bhandari's lover as well) was like... '@#$! that' .. I am Oli and people are scared of my Bo-Li.. and why are you checking me out.. I am not here to play some Holi .. .rey'

KP Oli lai PM ko security lay salute pani garyo rey.. ani vitra chir-daa yeso ek-dui minute kay dhilo bhaathyo... he got pissed and left rey!

Our PM, Jhallu Baba.. is having a tough tyam.. and it's the same story with our politicians.. you don't need them 'foreign hands' to @#$! us .. when our leaders are busy back-stabbing each other ... but they really do care about this 'load shedding' problem ni...

Yes.. they do.. every tyam there is a new government.. they promise us like .. 'no load shedding' within 5 year and like 40,000 MW rey.... but our leaders are always good at promising us the moon... but then at the end of the day.. they just 'moon' us and make some moolah on the side and then we are left to face the music ni!