Prachandey is them 'King' when it comes to them Mao-Kingdom! 'The One Who Got Slapped' represents the 'Unidentified Moronic Losers' (UML) and the 16th tyam 'still didn't get laid' jack-ass , Mr. Ram Chandra Poudel gets them 'ticket' from the Kangaroos (Congressis!)
And wait a minute.. a last-minute phone call from Delhi and former Congressi and now 'Madeshi' leader, Mr. Bijaya Kumar Gachchhadar also submitted his 'form' to stand up for them Prime-Monster ko election rey!
And them Maoists were like... 'if we ain't winning then we support the 'Slapped One' for PM rey!' and as usual.. BRB was like '@#$! You.. Prachandey.. Eat some pig-shit!'
I take them #5 Tyampoo (Yes.. Go Green!) to work.. ani tyampoo... ma yetti-kai guff maar-dai thiye... 'Ani Dai.. Aajuh kasley jitney ni?'
'Sabai chor daka haroo tuh ho ni... jasley jitey ni haam lai kay farak parcha ruh!'
And then ... another saathi was like.. 'Saaley Maobaadi lay pani dekhai-halyo ni.. yeeni haroo pani faw-taah nai rahecha... baroo Gyane nai thik thiyo.. load shedding pani kum, saa-maan ko vow pani kum!'
Heheh... sometimes I feel like.. Nepal ko Population is like only 601 folks + sabai uni haroo ko chamcha samcha haroo hola... and the rest of us.. we really don't figure in our netas' game plan slan hola!
And after all.. we are to blame hoinuh ruh? ..... Even if them buffoons are corrupt and good for nothing jack-asses and asses-ni ... hami lay nai ho ni vote sote diyeko tuh!
Okay... not all them election selection was fair sair hola... taruh that's how it is in Nepal.. the goondas for hire make some 'chiya kharcha' during them election tyam!
But bringing back Gyanu Uncle won't solve our problems ni.. but we never know.. them Desis do plan to bring back 'Gyanu Uncle' rey.. Ho ruh? How come.. we republic already no?
Well, Kamal Thapa is getting a lot of 'support' from them Hindu Fundamentalists in India and we might go back to them 'referendum' natak again and like bring back some kind of 'Kathmandu ko jatra ma Chief Guest hoonay khaal-ko' monarchy rey!
Heheh.. our leaders... they have no one but themselves to blame... but they can always blame India ni!
Why does them 'Micro-Bus' Wallah drive like crazy.. Blame India! Your girlfriend eloped with the local carpenter.. Blame India! You had a bad paani-poori and now sweating 'Jeevan-Jal' .. Blame India!
And them 'PM ko election' result is out .. and the Winner is... well, them Prachandey and his chamchas have decided to support the 'Slapped One' rey.. and I guess.. Jhalanath Khanal, the CPN-UML chairman, is our new Prime Monster!
So... what's next? Bye Bye Makune.. now you will get them free rides and security for the rest of your life.. since you are them Ex-PM and hope Devi Prasad Regmi ko anoo-haar is on our Rs 1,000 ko note abuh tuh!
I think.. we should start calling Devi-ji... our 'Slapping Swami' ... so who wants to be slapped next? Jaslay Devi-ji ko jhaa-pawd khayo tyo nai Pradhan-Mantri ban-ncha! Heheh!
And wait a minute.. a last-minute phone call from Delhi and former Congressi and now 'Madeshi' leader, Mr. Bijaya Kumar Gachchhadar also submitted his 'form' to stand up for them Prime-Monster ko election rey!
And them Maoists were like... 'if we ain't winning then we support the 'Slapped One' for PM rey!' and as usual.. BRB was like '@#$! You.. Prachandey.. Eat some pig-shit!'
I take them #5 Tyampoo (Yes.. Go Green!) to work.. ani tyampoo... ma yetti-kai guff maar-dai thiye... 'Ani Dai.. Aajuh kasley jitney ni?'
'Sabai chor daka haroo tuh ho ni... jasley jitey ni haam lai kay farak parcha ruh!'
And then ... another saathi was like.. 'Saaley Maobaadi lay pani dekhai-halyo ni.. yeeni haroo pani faw-taah nai rahecha... baroo Gyane nai thik thiyo.. load shedding pani kum, saa-maan ko vow pani kum!'
Heheh... sometimes I feel like.. Nepal ko Population is like only 601 folks + sabai uni haroo ko chamcha samcha haroo hola... and the rest of us.. we really don't figure in our netas' game plan slan hola!
And after all.. we are to blame hoinuh ruh? ..... Even if them buffoons are corrupt and good for nothing jack-asses and asses-ni ... hami lay nai ho ni vote sote diyeko tuh!
Okay... not all them election selection was fair sair hola... taruh that's how it is in Nepal.. the goondas for hire make some 'chiya kharcha' during them election tyam!
But bringing back Gyanu Uncle won't solve our problems ni.. but we never know.. them Desis do plan to bring back 'Gyanu Uncle' rey.. Ho ruh? How come.. we republic already no?
Well, Kamal Thapa is getting a lot of 'support' from them Hindu Fundamentalists in India and we might go back to them 'referendum' natak again and like bring back some kind of 'Kathmandu ko jatra ma Chief Guest hoonay khaal-ko' monarchy rey!
Heheh.. our leaders... they have no one but themselves to blame... but they can always blame India ni!
Why does them 'Micro-Bus' Wallah drive like crazy.. Blame India! Your girlfriend eloped with the local carpenter.. Blame India! You had a bad paani-poori and now sweating 'Jeevan-Jal' .. Blame India!
And them 'PM ko election' result is out .. and the Winner is... well, them Prachandey and his chamchas have decided to support the 'Slapped One' rey.. and I guess.. Jhalanath Khanal, the CPN-UML chairman, is our new Prime Monster!
So... what's next? Bye Bye Makune.. now you will get them free rides and security for the rest of your life.. since you are them Ex-PM and hope Devi Prasad Regmi ko anoo-haar is on our Rs 1,000 ko note abuh tuh!
I think.. we should start calling Devi-ji... our 'Slapping Swami' ... so who wants to be slapped next? Jaslay Devi-ji ko jhaa-pawd khayo tyo nai Pradhan-Mantri ban-ncha! Heheh!
paul the octupus bhanya jastai hamro desh ma devi ji the slapping swami
ReplyDeletehehehe... RIP Paulie... but let us pray Devi-Ji lives to be like 140 yrs old...hahah!
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