This 'New' Nepal is a funny place ... innit? Finally .. we have a Prime-Monster... but we don't have them mini-sinisters rey! Hahah.. Jhallu Baba is finally on top of the world (not Mt. Everest Severest.. but probably drinking Everest Beer @ Mt. Baluwatar hola ni!)
We finally got ourselves a captain for our national team but now all them players are fighting with each other to make the final roster.. hahah! So until then.. I guess Jhallu Baba will be the striker, mid-field sid-field ma dance garney, defense pani ani aaa-faai goal-keeper pani hola ni!
Our great comrade, Prachandey Sarkar is like... 'Yes.. finally.. I managed to give them middle finger to the Desis' ... "If they won't let me be the Prime-Monster then I will have Jhallu to do my chores" hola ni!
Jhallu Baba and PKD had them 'secret' deal seal rey... like.. forming some kind of them army sarmy for our PLA folks rey! And all them other political parties.. were like... 'How come we didn't get any dough for this new business deal?'
And now the UML and the Maoists are like... trying to bitch-slap each other and like.. steal the 'Home Ministry' rey! Hahah.. after all .. we all love 'Home' .. don't we?
The 'Home' Ministry.. is probably them '#1' ministry to make them moolah ko achaar kyaaruh... when our Great Yoga teacher.. 'Bam Dev' became them 'Home Minister' .. he made like 17 crores (Kaw-roads) rey.. but Bam Dev is like a jogi rey.. he gave all them money soney to his party (UML) ... while Sujata keeps all them dough sough in her own personal 'Bangladeshi' Bank account kyaaruh!
When you have them 'Home Ministry' under your daura-surwal.. then you have all the fun ni! IGP ko price is around Rs 7 crores ... so please do them math sath! And you can always use the Police to be them 'private security guards' for your family and friends!
And on top of that.. you can use them to beat the shit out of other parties ko karya-kartas! Devi-ji slaps Jhallu and goes to jail... them ministers slap them CDOs and they get like... brownie 'points' ... hahah!
Looks like... them mantri-madal will not be formed sormed.. until our communists decide .. who gets to make some money from 'Home' (ministry!) .. this is 'New Nepal' ... our policemen in Sudan are open targets... our men and women in blue get paid like .. peanuts and them ration sation sucks... ani joota pani sasto.. looga.. pani tyestai... hahah..!
And if the Maoists do get the 'Home' Ministry then.. I don't know... maybe.... our Nepal Police will be only wearing 'Red T-Shirt and Rato Kattu' hola ni ... and the winter swinter is almost over abuh tuh.... jaado pani jaa-nuh lagyo.. now it's tyam to wear some 't-shirt' and show them my 'one-pack' (abs) hola ni!
We finally got ourselves a captain for our national team but now all them players are fighting with each other to make the final roster.. hahah! So until then.. I guess Jhallu Baba will be the striker, mid-field sid-field ma dance garney, defense pani ani aaa-faai goal-keeper pani hola ni!
Our great comrade, Prachandey Sarkar is like... 'Yes.. finally.. I managed to give them middle finger to the Desis' ... "If they won't let me be the Prime-Monster then I will have Jhallu to do my chores" hola ni!
Jhallu Baba and PKD had them 'secret' deal seal rey... like.. forming some kind of them army sarmy for our PLA folks rey! And all them other political parties.. were like... 'How come we didn't get any dough for this new business deal?'
And now the UML and the Maoists are like... trying to bitch-slap each other and like.. steal the 'Home Ministry' rey! Hahah.. after all .. we all love 'Home' .. don't we?
The 'Home' Ministry.. is probably them '#1' ministry to make them moolah ko achaar kyaaruh... when our Great Yoga teacher.. 'Bam Dev' became them 'Home Minister' .. he made like 17 crores (Kaw-roads) rey.. but Bam Dev is like a jogi rey.. he gave all them money soney to his party (UML) ... while Sujata keeps all them dough sough in her own personal 'Bangladeshi' Bank account kyaaruh!
When you have them 'Home Ministry' under your daura-surwal.. then you have all the fun ni! IGP ko price is around Rs 7 crores ... so please do them math sath! And you can always use the Police to be them 'private security guards' for your family and friends!
And on top of that.. you can use them to beat the shit out of other parties ko karya-kartas! Devi-ji slaps Jhallu and goes to jail... them ministers slap them CDOs and they get like... brownie 'points' ... hahah!
Looks like... them mantri-madal will not be formed sormed.. until our communists decide .. who gets to make some money from 'Home' (ministry!) .. this is 'New Nepal' ... our policemen in Sudan are open targets... our men and women in blue get paid like .. peanuts and them ration sation sucks... ani joota pani sasto.. looga.. pani tyestai... hahah..!
And if the Maoists do get the 'Home' Ministry then.. I don't know... maybe.... our Nepal Police will be only wearing 'Red T-Shirt and Rato Kattu' hola ni ... and the winter swinter is almost over abuh tuh.... jaado pani jaa-nuh lagyo.. now it's tyam to wear some 't-shirt' and show them my 'one-pack' (abs) hola ni!
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