Kishujni promised us them water swater from Melamchi twenty years ago .. and hope he doesn't die soon because once we get them paani saani.. we want him to do the ud-ghaa-ton by ... taking the first 'shower' hola ni!
And Mr. Rabindra Shrestha, former Maoist leader (then joined them UMLs) and also them mantri in our last goverment is AWOL rey and the UML ... decided to expel him from the party because he seems to have celebrated Valentine's day by eloping with a 22-year old rey!
According to the Unidentified Moronic Losers (UML), they have expelled him for 'immoral behavior' rey... then them Italian 'Sugar Daddy' and Prime Minister, Mr. Silvio Berlusconi ko behavior lai kay bhanney ho... the guy is going to trial for paying some 17 year old to give him some 'Zor ka Zhatka' rey!
We do have a Prime-Monster but no mini-sinisters. Nepal Police is very happy rey because since we still don't have a 'Home Minister' ... they are not getting calls from them netas ... like.. to release them goondas rey!
But our Nepal Police is worried .. because them Maoists want them 'Home Ministry' and they feel like they won't get a piece of the loot when our YCL folks are busy with the 'tender sender' and other 'extortion' nataks!
Them CA Chairman... Mr. Subash NameBang is now a Karate Don! Abuh tuh... don't mess with him or you might get some flank kick up your arse hola ni! When the Maoists roughed up then Finance Minister , Mr. NameBang was accused of just sitting on his chair and farting rey!
So .. come May.. when we don't have our constitution ready and the Maoist organizing some kind of a 'BBQ' party inside them CA Hall but no worries luh.. NamBang, who received some kind of a Karate Diploma (First Dan) from some Karate Association, will be there to kick some arse hola ni!
And.. our great Chairman, Prachandey has asked his cadres to 'be prepared for some daang doong' rey! Last May ko 'nautanki' fizzled even before Snoop Dog said "Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle".. it failed like Bush's 'Shock & Awe' natak in Iraq! So.. I guess we should expect more 'dhamaka' this May hola ni!
And if the Maoists do get them 'Home Ministry' then... they won't have to order them 'extra' bamboo sticks hola! They can just ask the Police-Wallahs to stay home while our YCL folks wear them 'Police ko Helmet' and do some dandi-ya with their 'Bamboo Sticks' hola ni!
So... this May... make sure your water tankie is full, and order like 20 boxes of them so-called 'drinking water' and another 20 of them 'Wai Wai' ... so then we can have some 'Wai Wai Sadheko' party while them Maoists do their thing on the street!
And thank you Bryan.. you will always be remembered as the 'First' kuirey rock-star to do his thing here in Kathmandu!
And I am saving my money soney and sending it to some school in Dolpa and hope one day.. them kid from Dolpa will visit Canada and and make US $200,000 (like Bryan Dai will do here!) and bring it back to Nepal ni!
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