Wednesday, February 2, 2011

When will they learn?


Tomorrow, our great leaders will drink them 'doodh-chiya' and then do them 'Election' natak again! The Maoists ko taruf baatuh .. it's our Chairman, Prachandey and the UML is sending 'The One who got Slapped' and the Congressis ... still not decided rey!

And BRB is really pissed off! And we are too... Prachandey is not letting go of that 'koorchi' anytime soon... and this is how it is.. our netas and their egos! They spend their whole lives, broke... dreaming about a 'better' Nepal.. and when they get there.. where they can really make a difference.. they forget their own sacrifices and the sacrifices of thousands of ordinary folks... hola ni!

Good luck to our netas and hope they finally get their shit together! Hahah... it's not going to happen! Our so-called leaders are only good at them 'Andolans' but they still need to go to school to learn about them governance sovernance stuff hola!

Yes, we should all be hanging out in Singha Durbar and maybe slapping all our netas around but we are all happy with no batti, no paani, rising food prices and loot-paat hola ni!

Our TV folks are planning to do them 'Lanteen Bulletin' rey... reading them news sews with a Lanteen (kerosene lantern) rey! And our hydropower developers have formed some kind of a 'pressure group' rey to create awareness among our politicians.. that if we don't act now about this 'load shedding natak' ... we will be really @#$!ed bhaney-ruh!

Mubarak is still hanging on .. hoping them protesters will go away but it's not happening! 30 years is a long tyam ni... abuh tuh .. chodi diye hooncha ni koorchi soorchi!

And NOC is planning to raise them fuel prices hola... because all them petrol pumps are now ... back to them long lines and what not! And NOC is blaming Egypt for them fuel shortages! Well, the Suez Canal is still open .. but somebody has to make them money ni.. whenever there is some crisis srisis hola!

Our President is getting all them love sove from India.... Yes, them Desis loved Girija.. then they loved 'Prachandey' .. then they loved them 'Madeshi leaders'... heheh.. them Desis have them fear of commitment hola ni! Hehhe.. or they don't want to be in a long-term, stable relationship hola!

President RBY will have to act soon! We are not getting them 'new' constitution this May and we will run out of water, batti and everything by the end of the year! Heheh... maybe then Dr. Saheb, our Prezzie will do something hola!

And then.. we can all like import 30million lanterns from China and go on with our lives hola ni! Instead of kerosene, we should go for them 'solar tukis'.... and then.. what? I don't know... read some books and wait for the world to end.. heheh!

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