After 30 years of 'having fun' .. Hosni Mubarak now wants to just lay in the sun rey! And them "Swiss' Toblerone-wallahs want to act all 'good' by telling us that they are freezing them (Swiss Banks ma bhaako) 'Mubarak' assets rey .. taruh at the end of the day.. Mubarak and his sons will still get them 'billions' ni!
Now the Egyptian Military is ... like 'We were happy making breads and sewing machines' .. how the @#$! did we get in this mess ni! Yes.. if you didn't know .. them Egyptian Army operates them bakeries, electronics pasal sasal, hotel sotel etiyaadi rey .. and they are more into them business sleaziness than getting into another 'fight' with them OR2K crowd (aka Israelis!).. heheh!
BTW, OR2K is this place in Thamel... nice veggie-place, free wi-fi .. run by them Israelis (and Nepali partners!) rey! And according to our sources, uni haroo ko side business chai 'drugs' srugs rey .. but the food is good and if you have nothing better to do .. you can drink chai and sleep all day.. so no complaining from my side... and No, I don't want them 'heroin' please.. I am good.. hahah!
But I might be wrong hai.. maybe they were talking about 'rugs' and I heard something else hola ni!
If you hang out @ OR2K.. you will meet them 'bhookka tourists' and one 'black' guy from somewhere (hitting on them 'white' women!') .. them Iranians (Yes.. Hashish please!).. and marwaari families ... because they are veggie folks but... Bhaabi jee .. this ain't no Aagan or them 'Marwaari' Veggie restoorant kya... you don't come to Thamel and complain.. sit you arse down and eat your veggies.. it's good for you kya!
Anyways.. let's get back to 'Hosni' story! Abuh... them military will no longer be baking cookies ... they will have to lead ... and the whole world is watching kyaaruh!
Them 80 million Egyptians will probably get new 'FM stations' , newspapers and TV shows .. hahah... When we had our 'Democracy' natak back in the 90s.. that's what we got.. kyaaruh!
But it's not going to be easy.... them urban-middle class will want to party till 4am, wear what they want .. while them 'Muslim Brotherhood' folks will want to go back to the 16th century, cover everything up and start them 'lashing slashing, stoning, mutilating' kyaaruh!
I think them Islamic fundamentalists would really be good at them S&M stuff hola ni! Hahaha.. abuh Egypt maa pani kun chahi lay S&M Club kholcha ani.. maybe them Muslim Brotherhood can join the club hola ni!
Them Egyptians are celebrating today.. like we did few years ago hola... but it won't be an easy task to get rid of them system of 'corruption, nepotism and 'mero bau ko sampati ho abuh loot-ism' ni....
But.. it's a good start.. them dictators and them 'Royal' Soyals in them Middle East are already worried kyaaruh... but lastuh ma gaw-yeruh... all we want is a decent place to live, 2-3 meals a day , 'batti' to watch 'American Idol' , 'paani' to drink, clean , shower etiyaadi .. hoinuh ruh?
So.. Jhallu Babu, Prachandey and the Kangaroos.... we don't give a @#$! about 'federalism' or 'them PLA integration' or even them 'new constitution' ... you can loot all you want.. just give us enough paani, 24 hr batti and sasto tarkaari... that's all kya!
Now the Egyptian Military is ... like 'We were happy making breads and sewing machines' .. how the @#$! did we get in this mess ni! Yes.. if you didn't know .. them Egyptian Army operates them bakeries, electronics pasal sasal, hotel sotel etiyaadi rey .. and they are more into them business sleaziness than getting into another 'fight' with them OR2K crowd (aka Israelis!).. heheh!
BTW, OR2K is this place in Thamel... nice veggie-place, free wi-fi .. run by them Israelis (and Nepali partners!) rey! And according to our sources, uni haroo ko side business chai 'drugs' srugs rey .. but the food is good and if you have nothing better to do .. you can drink chai and sleep all day.. so no complaining from my side... and No, I don't want them 'heroin' please.. I am good.. hahah!
But I might be wrong hai.. maybe they were talking about 'rugs' and I heard something else hola ni!
If you hang out @ OR2K.. you will meet them 'bhookka tourists' and one 'black' guy from somewhere (hitting on them 'white' women!') .. them Iranians (Yes.. Hashish please!).. and marwaari families ... because they are veggie folks but... Bhaabi jee .. this ain't no Aagan or them 'Marwaari' Veggie restoorant kya... you don't come to Thamel and complain.. sit you arse down and eat your veggies.. it's good for you kya!
Anyways.. let's get back to 'Hosni' story! Abuh... them military will no longer be baking cookies ... they will have to lead ... and the whole world is watching kyaaruh!
Them 80 million Egyptians will probably get new 'FM stations' , newspapers and TV shows .. hahah... When we had our 'Democracy' natak back in the 90s.. that's what we got.. kyaaruh!
But it's not going to be easy.... them urban-middle class will want to party till 4am, wear what they want .. while them 'Muslim Brotherhood' folks will want to go back to the 16th century, cover everything up and start them 'lashing slashing, stoning, mutilating' kyaaruh!
I think them Islamic fundamentalists would really be good at them S&M stuff hola ni! Hahaha.. abuh Egypt maa pani kun chahi lay S&M Club kholcha ani.. maybe them Muslim Brotherhood can join the club hola ni!
Them Egyptians are celebrating today.. like we did few years ago hola... but it won't be an easy task to get rid of them system of 'corruption, nepotism and 'mero bau ko sampati ho abuh loot-ism' ni....
But.. it's a good start.. them dictators and them 'Royal' Soyals in them Middle East are already worried kyaaruh... but lastuh ma gaw-yeruh... all we want is a decent place to live, 2-3 meals a day , 'batti' to watch 'American Idol' , 'paani' to drink, clean , shower etiyaadi .. hoinuh ruh?
So.. Jhallu Babu, Prachandey and the Kangaroos.... we don't give a @#$! about 'federalism' or 'them PLA integration' or even them 'new constitution' ... you can loot all you want.. just give us enough paani, 24 hr batti and sasto tarkaari... that's all kya!
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