Bad Education.....

Dr BabuRam Bhattarai (BRB) and his party wants to get rid of them 'private education' natak because ... "it is creating two categories of manpower" rey!

Dr. Bhattarai says, "providing education to the citizens is a state liability and that the private sector's involvement in education should be ended" .. waa rey Dr. Saheb.. kya baat hai!

BRB is always right! Our public schools churn out .... sarkaari hakims and so-called politicians whereas private schools teach their students to kiss them sarkaari hakims arses and make some money on the side hola ni!

So... I guess ... if we only have public schools.. then we will only have sarkaari hakims and politicians... then who will do the 'real' work.. kya?

Dr. BRB went to them school in Gorkha, then funded by the United Mission to Nepal and was taught by them 'Anglo-Indian' Christian couple kyaaruh! I think them Class of 70' turned out alright... BRB was busy killing people and Dr. Upendra Devkota was busy saving them hola ni!

And our dailies report that.... "The government is planning to charge additional Re 1 per month to each student studying in private schools to fund the education of students of remote and mountainous districts"...

Who really gives a @#$! about the government.... ? They had them 'Education Tax Sax' thing and our private schools were ... like '@#$! you.. we already give like millions every year for your party sarty...' and some of them schools do collect them taxes from them students (fees sees!) ... but use it to buy new SUVs for the Prinicpal's mistress rey! Hahah!

And talking about them ... Private and Boarding Schools Organisation Nepal (PABSON), them Former President of PABSON, Umesh Shrestha (also has his money in them Pharma and other side-businesses!)... raised like 15 crores from many private schools and handed it to them Maoists during them so-called 'Civil War' days!

So... Dr. BRB, if you get rid of private schools then who's going to give your party another 15cr next tyam... ni!

There are about 2.5 million students studying in various 10,000 private schools across the country!

Let's do them math sath.. abuh! No wonder... them Private-School wallahs ride in them luxury vehicles and live in them palaces... that's where the money is.. stupid!

Every year... our government spends them billions of Rupees... public education ko laagi! Them teachers don't even show up in them villages... and them political parties share them 'education' budget rey!

If BRB is really serious.. then he should instead threaten to bomb (or just go and blast that old Durbar and make room for some more green space .. .please!) the Ministry of Education if they don't stop their nataks ni! Why not give them money soney to the community and they will take care of the schools, teachers , students etiyaadi!

The Maoists did a great job.. bombing Baburam's old school in Gorkha! And if things go wrong.. Baburam can always go back to Delhi and work for some firm-sirm .. making more strong and stable Delhi buildings hola ni.. and Prachandey.. haha.. he can go back to animal husbandry!

Our private schools are expensive and them investors make billions more... but the Maoists and BRB is just happy to get some 'protection money' hola ni! And when it comes to them public education, the only people making money ... are them 'Education Minister' and hakim-sahebs and them book publishers kyaaruh!

Baburam wants all them schools to teach 'Communism' rey.... good idea! I better start a printing press sress soon hola.... like print 10million 'hammer & sickle' ko cover ni ... so when they start teaching 'Communism 101' ... then I can really see how the 'Capitalism 101' really works bhaney-raw!