Thursday, October 7, 2010

The Con Man!


This is a 'PSA' from KGB (Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag) for AKBs! (aam-ktm-baasis!) Wa... ma chahi abuh Acronym-BS ma PhD garnuh Laloo Yadav University for Bhaisi-paalun tira laagno parla jasto cha hai!

PSA bhaneko tyo 'Prostate-Specific Antigen' test hoina ni feri.... heheh tyo tuh hamro neta haroo lai maatra kaam laagcha! (Tyo pani mora haroo lay BKK ma gayeruh holiday manaudai Thai haroo lai hamro kar-tireko paisa bujaucha!)

Ladies...if you ever get hit on by some baldy riding a 'gold' color ko Range Rover then please lock up your bags and what not and get the hell out of there!

I have nothing against this guy but just wanted to make sure he doesn't scam hardworking KTM folks again!

Yo taklu bro chahi Bam Dev Gautam ko manchey rey. Nepal is a funny country... here it doesn't matter if you are a chor, apaharun-kaari, bandook-dhaari... as long as you are afno mancheys!

The Baldy is now into plotting slotting. Abuh Kathmandu ko jagga ko vow Kakro ko vow bhanda taluh ghati sakyo ... kay ko plotting slotting ni! Anyways, our 'Con Man' was in my neighborhood getting his weekly hair-cut (talu -safai karyakaram) from our local barber!

Ma pani tyeha daari saari kaatnuh gayeko thiye. The local barber is a guy from UP... we call him 'Mithun' .. he can't dance, he doesn't look like a disco dancer and his BMI is like probably 100+ hola! Taruh pani jawana ko barber ruh hamro tole ko baasinda. Uslai tuh hami maya gareruh respect dinchau bhaney yo moro 'Con Man' ayeruh hamro Barber bro lai 'Yay, chitto kaat natra' rey.

Baijya lai tyehi ek-dui boxing hanoo jasto lageko thiyo ... tyesko anoohar chini-haley mailey! Ek-dui barsa agaadi New York City batuh ... Nepali haroo ko dhukuti ko paisa kahyeruh (US$ 70K) Nepal farkeko thiyo!

Ani Tyo bhanda pahila chahi .... Nepal ma 3-4 Croroes Khayeruh Amrika tira bhageko thiyo. Yee Daaka haroo lay feri Amrika Samrika ko Visa chahi kaha batuh lagaucha ho?

I should not be talking sheet about kasai ko chora (unless they are political clowns!) but if you read in the papers that a Range Rover ma aago lagyo ruh YouTube ma euta Taklu lai... Rookh Ma Naang-gai baaneko ani sees-noo lay haaney-ko video then you will know... sabai karamat chahi Mero nai ho... hehehe!

FYI, uha lay nuh mero paisa thaw-gay ko cha natuh malai nai kehi nok-saan pura-aye-ko cha.... tara pani ... Nepal ma yesta Chor haroo dherani nai chan, jo chahi kunai neta ko manchey bhandai .... janta lai thag-chan!

And if you happen to own one of them 'RR' Gold color ko then please don't mind.. feri mero bhai lay yehi gaadi ho bhaneruh dhoonga haanlan... so not all bald people with Range Rovers are Con-Men... Philosophy 101 class ko po yaad ayo!


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