HE, Rakesh Sood , the Desi Raaj-doot (sounds like Yama Doot ko Cousin riding a RajDoot motorbike!) received free shoes ... thanks to our Maoists! Koon Chahi Gau tira 'Aid-Visit' ko laagi gayeko thiyo Sood Saheb.. ani Mao Inc. employees decided to throw some shoes rey!
Nepal ma jay pani dhilo aucha except anything got to do with Steve Job's ko Apple(s) haroo! Bush lai Jutta Haneko pani 100 barsa bhayi sakyo .. .balla hamro desh ma joota haana-haan! Aroo kunai kaam garnuh naw-sakey-pani Maobaddie haroo nautanki garnuh chahi Khappiiss nai chan!
Why did Sood get Shoes? I have no idea.... but this is the only country in the world where them His/Her Excellencies get to meet the PM, other political leaders without any appointments or whatever! Sood lai ris-uthyo bhaney, bihanuh 6 bajey nai Prachanda lai phone naw-gari kina ... Naya Bazaar ma aucha!
Bichara Prachanda... hug-nuh napau-dai hataar hataar baithak kotha ma Sood lai swagat garnuh, chiya siya ready gareruh rakhcha rey! Yesto cha hamro 'Desh' bachauney.. Emperor ko taal! Ani gaali chahi 'India' lai dinay ani Rakesh Sood ko ass-kiss chahi afno lips nai sunni-nay-gari dinay!
Anyways, hope it wasn't Chinese juttas! Ali protocol srotocol mildainuh ni feri yo so-called diplomatic circle ma! Hannooo nai cha bhaney.. please throw either Indian Shoes or hamrai Nepal ma bhaneko jutta haroo!
Ani ... Delhi ma the not-so CommonWealth Games chaka-chuk! Taruh moro Desi haroo lay bathroom sathroom tyehi 'Eastern' style ma (hand-wash method) ba-naa ye-chan ki kya ho?
The latest news from Delhi: Sabai CWG village ko bathroom haroo block bhayo rey.. .kinauh bhaneko tuh condom sondom maatra fela paryo rey. Yo colonized-desh haroo ko athlete haroo pani kay taal ko.... Khel-kood karyakaram ma bhaag linuh aako ki bed-kungfu khelnuh aako ho!
Ki Delhi ko mausam nai tyesto ho... tyeha land hoonay bitti-kai .... tyeha ko pollution lay manchey lai uttay-jeet banauney! Or maybe the Delhi ko water system ko kaamaal ho/ ki chahi filter paani ma koon chahi ISI agent lay sabai Viagra ko bottle haroo mix garidyo!
Hope Mr. Sood is not in a bad mood and hope all them CWG ko participants will leave India .. in a good mood after practicing all the 101 tricks and tips from the Holy Book aka K-Sutra!
Nepal ma jay pani dhilo aucha except anything got to do with Steve Job's ko Apple(s) haroo! Bush lai Jutta Haneko pani 100 barsa bhayi sakyo .. .balla hamro desh ma joota haana-haan! Aroo kunai kaam garnuh naw-sakey-pani Maobaddie haroo nautanki garnuh chahi Khappiiss nai chan!
Why did Sood get Shoes? I have no idea.... but this is the only country in the world where them His/Her Excellencies get to meet the PM, other political leaders without any appointments or whatever! Sood lai ris-uthyo bhaney, bihanuh 6 bajey nai Prachanda lai phone naw-gari kina ... Naya Bazaar ma aucha!
Bichara Prachanda... hug-nuh napau-dai hataar hataar baithak kotha ma Sood lai swagat garnuh, chiya siya ready gareruh rakhcha rey! Yesto cha hamro 'Desh' bachauney.. Emperor ko taal! Ani gaali chahi 'India' lai dinay ani Rakesh Sood ko ass-kiss chahi afno lips nai sunni-nay-gari dinay!
Anyways, hope it wasn't Chinese juttas! Ali protocol srotocol mildainuh ni feri yo so-called diplomatic circle ma! Hannooo nai cha bhaney.. please throw either Indian Shoes or hamrai Nepal ma bhaneko jutta haroo!
Ani ... Delhi ma the not-so CommonWealth Games chaka-chuk! Taruh moro Desi haroo lay bathroom sathroom tyehi 'Eastern' style ma (hand-wash method) ba-naa ye-chan ki kya ho?
The latest news from Delhi: Sabai CWG village ko bathroom haroo block bhayo rey.. .kinauh bhaneko tuh condom sondom maatra fela paryo rey. Yo colonized-desh haroo ko athlete haroo pani kay taal ko.... Khel-kood karyakaram ma bhaag linuh aako ki bed-kungfu khelnuh aako ho!
Ki Delhi ko mausam nai tyesto ho... tyeha land hoonay bitti-kai .... tyeha ko pollution lay manchey lai uttay-jeet banauney! Or maybe the Delhi ko water system ko kaamaal ho/ ki chahi filter paani ma koon chahi ISI agent lay sabai Viagra ko bottle haroo mix garidyo!
Hope Mr. Sood is not in a bad mood and hope all them CWG ko participants will leave India .. in a good mood after practicing all the 101 tricks and tips from the Holy Book aka K-Sutra!
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