Our darling Sujata Auntie is back in the news again. She was promised the Vice-President ko slot rey yo naya Congress ko Committee ma rey... Yes, we all know how she was also promised the Deputy Prime Minister ko koorchi and then the PM ko seat pani! Well she is the DPM now and who knows... bholi uni nai PM hola ni!
I am still trying to figure out how Sujata can be our Foreign Minister , Deputy Prime Minister and the Official 'Cougar' of Nepal? Yes, you heard it right... she likes them 'young men' rey... Hamro nepal ko 'ali thulo jyan ko' Demi Moore hola jasto cha ni Auntie tuh! Ani bideshi nagarik haroo Nepal ko rajniti player bannuh eligible hoonay rahecha!
Anyways, her current boyfriend is a Marwari Businessmen. Thank God she likes all them dishes, be it German franky ko footer, Marwaari Veggie Combo sandwich or something like that! Well when she got married to a German citizen, she too must have filed for German citizenship ni ... hoinuh ruh?
So how the hell can a German citizen be our foreign minister? I guess nobody bothered to check her citizenship status hola... this is Nepal... where a million Indian Desis got their 'Nepali Nagarikta' few years ago whereas our 'Tharus' are still without any identity papers!
I have nothing against Sujata Auntie. She drinks and swears like a sailor , even though we really don't have a NAVY! I hear she also likes to play with young Boy-Toys rey! Nothing wrong with that... if a 60 year old is having a ziggy-wiggy affair with his 24 year old secretary then why can't our Foreign minister-ni get it on with a 30 year old patrakar... hehehe!
BTW, did you know that Sujata has her own special 'protection' squad and the funny thing is that 20 mundrays (mundra sundra laauney Don haroo!) always hang out at her residence. Now, when our politicans have their own goondas then do you really expect us, the normal people to feel safe?
Our politicans like to talk about 'foreign' hands ... abuh Foreign Minister nai Foreign Citizen bhaye pachi... kasko bau ko kay laagcha! So, Sujata Auntie.. good luck... Hope you will be our Prime-Minister-ni someday and please practice some 'Mata Hari' Diplomacy thing so that we get something from them Chin-India wallah haroo! hehehe!
Sujata for PM! Maybe, she can present an 'item' number @ them UN ko annual 'bhet-ghaat' karyakaram and woo the international community as well! Jai Hos! Sujata Mata Jindaabaad!
I am still trying to figure out how Sujata can be our Foreign Minister , Deputy Prime Minister and the Official 'Cougar' of Nepal? Yes, you heard it right... she likes them 'young men' rey... Hamro nepal ko 'ali thulo jyan ko' Demi Moore hola jasto cha ni Auntie tuh! Ani bideshi nagarik haroo Nepal ko rajniti player bannuh eligible hoonay rahecha!
Anyways, her current boyfriend is a Marwari Businessmen. Thank God she likes all them dishes, be it German franky ko footer, Marwaari Veggie Combo sandwich or something like that! Well when she got married to a German citizen, she too must have filed for German citizenship ni ... hoinuh ruh?
So how the hell can a German citizen be our foreign minister? I guess nobody bothered to check her citizenship status hola... this is Nepal... where a million Indian Desis got their 'Nepali Nagarikta' few years ago whereas our 'Tharus' are still without any identity papers!
I have nothing against Sujata Auntie. She drinks and swears like a sailor , even though we really don't have a NAVY! I hear she also likes to play with young Boy-Toys rey! Nothing wrong with that... if a 60 year old is having a ziggy-wiggy affair with his 24 year old secretary then why can't our Foreign minister-ni get it on with a 30 year old patrakar... hehehe!
BTW, did you know that Sujata has her own special 'protection' squad and the funny thing is that 20 mundrays (mundra sundra laauney Don haroo!) always hang out at her residence. Now, when our politicans have their own goondas then do you really expect us, the normal people to feel safe?
Our politicans like to talk about 'foreign' hands ... abuh Foreign Minister nai Foreign Citizen bhaye pachi... kasko bau ko kay laagcha! So, Sujata Auntie.. good luck... Hope you will be our Prime-Minister-ni someday and please practice some 'Mata Hari' Diplomacy thing so that we get something from them Chin-India wallah haroo! hehehe!
Sujata for PM! Maybe, she can present an 'item' number @ them UN ko annual 'bhet-ghaat' karyakaram and woo the international community as well! Jai Hos! Sujata Mata Jindaabaad!
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