Saturday, October 23, 2010

Shut the @#$! up!



Concerned over the growing trend of spreading malice through insulting sketches and cartoons of the country´s leaders and other public figures in recent months, the Home Ministry has warned of legal action against those involved in broadcasting and transmitting material that violate ´public decency and courtesy´ through internet media including social network sites like Facebook and Twitter.

First of all, our Home Minister... Mr. Bhimay Rawan (Bhim Rawal) should resign ... like right now! Stupid ass.... the news last week is all about young innocent kids raped and murdered and our Home Ministry is busy telling us what to write or say or print... khoob kaam payecha yee Rawan haroo ka chamcha haroo lay!

1990 ma so-called Democracy .. and 2010 ahiley... so-called Republic ma... and I guess our so-called democratic leaders have forgotten that... 'Freedom of Speech' is indeed one of the tenets of a Democracy! Abuh khoi kay bhanney..yee mora haroo neta haroo lay kahiley Aristotle ruh Plato Slato padeko bhaye-po ...sabai tee Desi book shop ko paannaa chya-tteey-ko ki communist ki socialist kitaab maatra padey kyaruh yee gadhaa haroo lay!

And what the @#$! does violate 'public decency and courtesy' mean? Once you are a public figure .. you are an open target but we have been lucky so far, unlike our SAARC (pronounced 'shark') counterparts, we have not seen any political assassinations in our country!

Why is that? No, I am not saying 'let's do a Range-de-basanti' nataak (vitra vitra tuh bhaye hoonthyo bahnney tuh cha-dai-cha ni!) ... but maybe because our so-called political leaders are always happy to help each other with our taxpayers' money that nobody has bothered to blow each other heads' off ....

Let's talk about Sharad Singh Bhandari and Deepak Bohra. If these folks happen to be your Dad, Uncle, brother...then my apology for talking sheet about them but you must understand that once you are some kind of a public figure... you have to take it!

Naturally, once is not enough... I mean our leaders are busy taking it up their @#$! from our Desi and Chinese foreign hands but why can't they take any sheet from us? I guess we only have gaalis, cartoons and stupid articles to write about and we offer no moolah for them to have fun with!

Deepak Bohara, a die-hard panchey and also ek-jawana ko Bhairahawa (still is) ko dada... He is currently the 'Forest Minister' of Nepal. Now, it's like giving the Chor the keys and free reign to loot the candy shop!

And recently, he was visiting the local forest offices and one of the low-level staff had the courage to say 'Mr. Minister, you are the most corrupt leader I have ever seen in my life time' and what did our Minister do? He thanked the person and then just got the hell out of there! Tyo peon-baje chahi Maobadi parecha kyaruh!

Deepak Bohara has investments in banks, hospitals and what not and he is not the only one! When we have criminals as our ministers then what more can we expect?

Talking about Sharad Singh Bhandari, the current 'Tourism' Minister, former Congressi, former Patan Campus ko Dada and currently, one of the so-called 'Madeshi' leader... is busy cutting deals right and left. His so-called bodyguard ... Mr. Min Kishnay (from Thecho), the local Don in Lalitpur is currently a member of the Nepal Sports Council. Hehehe... If we look at our politicians and their chamchas then we begin to feel sorry for Milan Chakre and Deepak Don!

Our politicians are the real gangsters and our so-called Dons as highlighted by the Nepal Police are mere chamchas or foot soliders in this big game of conspiracy to @#$! the country upside-down! When will we learn? Never... The Maoists really came out with their 'Shock & Awe' and so-called 'mission' has not and will never be accomplished ... when they themselves are busy welcoming all the criminal elements to their YCL fold!

Lau tuh... abuh Nepal ma Taalibani rajya sooroo bhaako jasto cha. Hami saa-dhu-run janta lay yee mora netaa haroo lai gaali garnuh pani na-pau-ney rey.. cartoon sartoon pani kor-nuh na-pauney... ani ghanta khaanuh yo democracy, republic natak hami lai kinuh dekhai raheko .... Siddhai 'Rana Saashun' nai lagoo garya hooncha ..ni baroo Dhir Shumsher ko 17 chora bhanda yee 17 wata 'Priestly Class' ka netas haroo like Makune, Prachandey, BRB, Deuba.. can all take this nation and tear it into 17 different kingdoms and declare themselves Shee Aaaath Maharajas ni!

I am offering a Rs 10,000.00 (cash or in-kind heheh!) to anyone who will send me a cartoon of 'Bhim Rawal' naked getting @#$!ed by the Chinese (remember how our Police treat them Tibetans) and then giving a blow-job to the Indians (Desi gangsters come to KTM and kill a Nepali citizen and nobody cares!). Please send your cartoon to maguffadi@gmail.com

And sorry for the indecent cartoon ko idea ko laagi ..... Home Ministry sanguh tuh Takkar linai paryo ni .. abuh tuh!

If you find today's guff offensive and a threat to national security then please email them Home Ministry Wallahs :

The ministry has asked one and all to provide information relating to such crime, through e-mail or written notification. According to the press statement, those wanting to provide information of such crimes through e-mail can reach regulatory authorities at siteinfo@nta.gov.np or info@nepalpolice.gov.np or info@moha.gov.np or moicgon@ntc.net.np or apf.securitydivision@gmail.com .

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