I am really Mclovin' this 'New Nepal' stuff! Every week, we have a 'Miss Something' beauty contest going on... and so is our 'Erection for the next Prime-Monster'... sorry... I meant 'Election' Kyaruh!
Talking about 'Election' ... malai hamro Alexander Payne Dai ko yaad ayo! Tyo movie cha ni... Reese Witherspoon kheleko feelim... 'Election'... ani Hamro Alex Paadopoulos Dai (that's his real name kyaruh!) aroo feelim haroo tuh jhan khatara chan. Tyes Karan, Election sangai 'Sideways' , 'Citizen Ruth' ruh 'About Schmidt' pani hare-nuh naw-bir-see-no hola hai!
Anyways, ajuh ko guff chai ... KTM ma 'Parking' ko baarey! Ek barsa awe-gaadi euta UNMIN ko tyo 'machine gun ma rato cross gareko sticker' laga-yeko gaadi .. (R)NAC building ko agaadi bichha bato ma nai park gareko thiye... Ani ma pani Kaam thiyenuh.... 1 ghanta samma cheu ma 'Local' Chiya ruh Churot piu-dai tyes gaadi ko driver lai parkheruh basey!
Nepali Driver Dai aucha ki bhaneko euta 'Argentina' ko bulldog jastai ... moto manchey po ayo! Ani bajiya lai bhaney ... 'Does UNMIN have a 'park right in the middle of the street' permit or what?'
Baijya sanki-halyo.... "Who are you, a traffic cop?" rey... ani mailey pani diye "Go back to your @#$!ing country and build a nice Villa with your UNMIN free-bonus vacation money or something like that' ... Tyes Pachi, bye bye gardai , saathi ko bike ma basey ani vroom vroom gardai, middle finger dekhaudai 'Thamel' tira hoo-ei-ki-diye! Lau Jaa !
Hijo Bihanuh, mero ghar agaadi euta 'Tarkaari bechney' Gaada (cart)-wallah lay bichha bato ma gaada rakheruh, cheu ko chiya pasal ma Chana, Cell-Roti, ruh Special chiya khanuh moontiyo! Ani fer bajiya lai bola-yeruh gaada saarnuh patha-ye!
'Dai, yetro khaali thau cha, bato ma narakhnoos , motorcycle, micro lay haanla' bhaneko... moro tuh jhan sankeruh... '25 barsa bhayo tarkaari becheko , tapai nai ho pahilo manchey malai kehi bhanney' .... ani mailey sodhey 'Timi Maobadi ho?'
'Hoina' ... ani mero die-log chahi 'Pahila YCL ma bharti bhaeryuh aunoo ani ma sanguh new (nihoo) khoj...' ahiley gaadaa saide lauchos ki ... mero flank kick khaaney'... ani Gadaa-dai lay koora bujecha kyaruh, side -wide lagayeruh pasal vitra chirnoo bhayo!
I am thinking of gettimg myself a nice '176th' hand ko tyo 'Caterpillar' lekhey-ko mini-crane jastai thulo gaadi! Ani muh pani Kathmandu ko biccha ma yeti kai park garey-ruh rakhchoo. Ani hay-room nuh kasko bau lay 'tow' gareruh laancha mero monster gaadi!
Talking about 'Election' ... malai hamro Alexander Payne Dai ko yaad ayo! Tyo movie cha ni... Reese Witherspoon kheleko feelim... 'Election'... ani Hamro Alex Paadopoulos Dai (that's his real name kyaruh!) aroo feelim haroo tuh jhan khatara chan. Tyes Karan, Election sangai 'Sideways' , 'Citizen Ruth' ruh 'About Schmidt' pani hare-nuh naw-bir-see-no hola hai!
Anyways, ajuh ko guff chai ... KTM ma 'Parking' ko baarey! Ek barsa awe-gaadi euta UNMIN ko tyo 'machine gun ma rato cross gareko sticker' laga-yeko gaadi .. (R)NAC building ko agaadi bichha bato ma nai park gareko thiye... Ani ma pani Kaam thiyenuh.... 1 ghanta samma cheu ma 'Local' Chiya ruh Churot piu-dai tyes gaadi ko driver lai parkheruh basey!
Nepali Driver Dai aucha ki bhaneko euta 'Argentina' ko bulldog jastai ... moto manchey po ayo! Ani bajiya lai bhaney ... 'Does UNMIN have a 'park right in the middle of the street' permit or what?'
Baijya sanki-halyo.... "Who are you, a traffic cop?" rey... ani mailey pani diye "Go back to your @#$!ing country and build a nice Villa with your UNMIN free-bonus vacation money or something like that' ... Tyes Pachi, bye bye gardai , saathi ko bike ma basey ani vroom vroom gardai, middle finger dekhaudai 'Thamel' tira hoo-ei-ki-diye! Lau Jaa !
Hijo Bihanuh, mero ghar agaadi euta 'Tarkaari bechney' Gaada (cart)-wallah lay bichha bato ma gaada rakheruh, cheu ko chiya pasal ma Chana, Cell-Roti, ruh Special chiya khanuh moontiyo! Ani fer bajiya lai bola-yeruh gaada saarnuh patha-ye!
'Dai, yetro khaali thau cha, bato ma narakhnoos , motorcycle, micro lay haanla' bhaneko... moro tuh jhan sankeruh... '25 barsa bhayo tarkaari becheko , tapai nai ho pahilo manchey malai kehi bhanney' .... ani mailey sodhey 'Timi Maobadi ho?'
'Hoina' ... ani mero die-log chahi 'Pahila YCL ma bharti bhaeryuh aunoo ani ma sanguh new (nihoo) khoj...' ahiley gaadaa saide lauchos ki ... mero flank kick khaaney'... ani Gadaa-dai lay koora bujecha kyaruh, side -wide lagayeruh pasal vitra chirnoo bhayo!
I am thinking of gettimg myself a nice '176th' hand ko tyo 'Caterpillar' lekhey-ko mini-crane jastai thulo gaadi! Ani muh pani Kathmandu ko biccha ma yeti kai park garey-ruh rakhchoo. Ani hay-room nuh kasko bau lay 'tow' gareruh laancha mero monster gaadi!
*Bajiya = 'Buddy' (amrikano haroo lay 'hey buddy' bhanya jastai ho kyaruh!)
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