Our @#$!ing Home Ministry is gloating like 'Billy the Goat' .... Yes paali ko Dashain ma kunai pani thau ma Bus-Robbery bhaye-nuh rey! Good job guys! Hey, at least ramro kaam lai tuh Sya-baashi dinai paryo ni, hoina ruh?
But I guess... all them bus-dacoits have turned kidnappers and child rapists... hola ... as the news from the Terai ... is only about child-kidnapping and rape/murder etiyaadi etiyaadi! According to our sources, there are more than 150 armed outfits and nearly all of them enjoy some kind of political protection rey!
Not all cops are bad... like saying not all them 'Catholic' priests are child molesters... but even if one padre likes to play with the boys then it does tarnish the image of the Catholic Church.... hoonuh the Vatican ko image kahiley nai khaas raamro thiyo ruh? My prayers to all them Catholic priests in Latin America who fought for the poor , got shot in the head by then military juntas and the Pope-ye instead excommunicated them for advocating liberation theology!
Abuh hamro cops ko baarey ma kura garda... chahi .... let me share a story about Janakpur. There were two 'most wanted' criminals... Mr. Tyagi and arko ko naam chahi 'Manoj Bajpai' rakhooo nuh! Tyagi was a guy who did his Masters in Science Wience... came from a hardworking family. He was responsible for more than 100 extortion and kidnapping stuff before he was shot dead by the Police! The other Bajpai was murdered by his own village fellows with the help of the Police!
Nepal Police did their job but the financial resources to pay off the informants and other local goondas came not from the Home Ministry but from local businessmen and when these two criminals were killed, there was a big fest in Janakpur , once again funded by the local businessmen!
The only job our Home Ministry gets done is transferring competent police officers to Siberia and promoting incompetent , corrupt officers to 'paisa-kamau' places! Did you know that to be the IGP of Nepal, the minimum bid to the 'whoever is the' Home Minister is Rs 7 corores? Wow.. a million dollars for the top job!
No, I am not saying that the current IGP got his job following the tender-sender way... but if a Inspector at Sorakhutte or Durbarmarg needs to pay off his superiors at least Rs 10 lakhs to get the posting (for six months) then how do we expect our Nepal Police to provide security for the aaam-jantas?
The funny thing happened ... few months ago! A band of brothers (I mean criminals) decided to rob a house in Budhalinkantha! And the lucky winner of the day (night) happened to be a DIG! The Deputy Inspector General of Police ko ghar ma nai chori... hahahah! And after packing all the valuables.. the robbers apologized to the Officer and his family ... " Kay Garney Sir... hamro tuh kaam nai yestai ho"...
Abuh Police ko ghar ma tuh chori hooncha bhaney ani timro hamro ghar ma tuh jhan kay kay maatra hoonay ho?
I think the best option for all the Moms and Dads who are alone here in Kathmandu... while all them kids are studying, working, loitering abroad... is to have a TASER.... I hope Thamel.com or muncha.com or whoever.com gets this as a 'Christmas Gift'... .ani aye hooncha ni Chornuh... Saaley bhaatey haroo lai TASER ka TASER lay shock fhock maardey hooncha..heheh!
Lau tuh... chor will be chor .. so looting will continue but now it's up to us if we want to do some booting or maybe shooting .... even a prop gun (blank fire wallah) will do to scare the @#$! out of these loot-era-ass! Jai Hos!
Warning: If you are under satra barsa then the song of the day is a little bit too much for you...so volume chahi ali down gareruh soon-noo la..heheh!
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