"As a means to create awareness regarding the value of human urine, Sewa Nepal of Darrechowk-7, Chumlingtar has started paying one rupee each to those who urinate in their toilets."
And who said... we Nepalese aren't creative ...? Sewa Nepal would really have a tough tyam if it were to bring this kind of programs to Kathmandu. Hamro Sahar ma tuh ... you have to pay to pee and tyo pani ... if you have pee-naas (sinus?) then your money is worth it natra bhaney ulto sinus infection hola bhanney durr.. yee Kathmandu ko public restroom haroo use garyo bhaney!
I think this is a very good initiative... and Re 1 is not much these days but I hope the pissers will save enough money to send their kids to school, buy some noon (salt) and saboon (soap).. after all, without salt your food won't taste good and without soap, you won't be alive to taste the salt ni ... haat saboon lay dhoonay garyo bhaney po jhaaada-pakhaala laag-dain-uh kyaruh!
Some people need to go to the restroom even if they drink an ounce of water ... tyesto maanchey haroo lai chahi fai-daa nai hoonay bhayo ni! Hehehe.. and if there is some beer-lover in them village then he would probably make enough dough to buy himself a bottle of beer or two hola!
If you walk around Kathmandu, you will probably see some hoarding board or wall-signs... "XXX number of Nepali people hugging out in the open today' bhaneruh... and no it's not that 'jaadoo ki jhappi' from Munna Bhai movies.. hugging in Nepali means 'defecating' tyo pani out in the open rey... I think we should stick to 'hugging' .. sounds much better and the kuireys will think otherwise as well!
We hear stories about our fellow citizens dying from jhaada-pakhaala in Rukum, Jajarkot and them remote places. Our government ... (we don't have a government... we just have a bunch of assholes) always talks about helping them underprivileged and the poor in them rural areas and every year, the budget is full of them so-called development budgets. And by the end of the year, them dough goes to them political parties and their so-called Jilla Pramukh (district head?) instead of them poor villagers!
I hope Sewa Nepal comes to Kathmandu and does this 'Re 1' program for our politicians as well. We should hand out Re 1 to our leaders, every time they speak the truth instead of 'defecating or talking sheet' out in the open!
Prachanda is busy tying to find ways to demote BabuRam and send him to Rolpa for some vow-tik kaar-wai, RCP (the Congressi Baje) will probably get lucky if he goes to them so-called 'shower dance' bars in the Valley than trying to be a Prime-Monster and our President is busy visiting China and learning how to eat them dumplings with a chopstick kyaruh!
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