Nepal ma tuh kaanoon, nee-yum haroo babaal chan... 1990 ko constitution tuh jhun world ko best rey... kasley jitney haami Nepali haroo lai guff maarnuh maa!
Taruh kay garney jay kanoon bana-ye pani tyo lagoo hoonay hoina kyaruh? Janga Bahadur Dai lay Boksi-soksi natak hatta-ye-ko pani joog bhayee-sakyo ... ani asti bhakkar Lalitpur kai gau ma (yes we have them remote places jaha bato ghato, paani saani chaina ... yehi Lalitpur maa pani) euta naari lai boksi ko aa-roap lagayeruh tyo gau ko school ko prinicipal-ni lay goo-moot khoo-auno bhayo rey!
Madesh tiruh tuh 50 barsa ko budo bhaisi lay 12 barsa ko baccha lai ajhai pani shaadi-waadi gardai chan! Baroo Maobadi ko saatto Talibaan haroo lay revolution garya bhaye chahi kehi changes haroo authey hola ni! Heheh.. ani hami sabai turban ruh daari paalney ani feri nari haroo sabi burkha ma hoonthyo... not good!
What is the right age to marry? Well, Nepal ko law anoosar chahi 18 barsey ho rey.... mero bichar ma chahi 25+ nai raakhey hoocha!
In remote and less developed areas, women often marry younger than this age and become pregnant before they are fully sexually mature, leading to a higher risk of complications and death during childbirth.
Tyes karan... 25 barsa napugey samma biha garney lai chaak ma 12 wata korraa (Singaporean-style) ani rookh maa baaney-ruh Youtube ma live prasa-run (Yo chahi Reality-TV-style hola)!
Maobaadi lay khoob 'People's War' bhanndai guff maryo... gau ghar ma kehi changes ayeko chaina! Baroo ulto so-called development budget batuh hamra Maobadi ruh aroo party haroo mileruh bhaag-banda garchan ani gauley haroo chahi ... jhaada-pakhaala lay mari raheka chan!
Yestai taal lay tuh yeeni haroo lay Rolpa lai Kathmandu tuh hoinuh... baroo Kathmandu lai chahi Rolpa Dolpa jastai banauney bichar holan ni!
Ajhai pani gau-ghar ma .. so-called 'upper castes' = 'priestly and warrior castes' haroo lay the 'shoemakers, butchers, cobblers ruh tailors' caste haroo lai pay-lee-rakheho cha! Dhaara ko paani piyeruh jyan ghoomaun-chan! Mandir vitra chirnuh di-dai-nun etiyadi etiyadi!
I think the Maoists should go back to the villages and instead of burning them temples and government buildings and telecom towers and bridges.... why not start your own brand of 'Nepal' right there ni!
Bhatkaun-uh tuh sajilo cha ni babu... abuh tyehi uni haroo lay bhat-ka-ye-ko pool sool banayeruh dekhau nuh hami lai?
I am already 30+ .... (is the new 20 rey!) ... When I was 18 ... I thought I would die when I was 24 ... (too much James Dean influence even though I look like Johnny Lever!)
So I never thought of this 'marriage' thing... then I was still alive and rocking at 25... so I thought... okay, let me settle down when I am 30... then 30 paar bhayo.. ani ahiley chahi..
I am still trying to figure out what to do with my life... afno identity , life goals haroo patta lau-dai choo kyaruh! So... I guess the right age to marry is when you have defined your life goals and needs ... you are indepedent and have finally grown into yourselves... then you are ready for the shaadi-waadi!
Abuh tyo u-mare kahiley ho bhanney chahi ... hamro TU ko psychology ya sociology professor haroo lai gayeruh sodhnoos hai!
Lau tuh... abuh bistaa-rai wedding season pani soo-ru hooncha.... yes paali feri dherai nai RSVP garnoo parcha... kinuh bhaney feri auntie haroo lay ... 'mero chori ko tuh chora bhayee-sakyo timi chahi kay ho?' die-log haroo marey-ruh hai-raan!
p.s. To all the girls I loved before... sabai janaah shaadi-suda ... thanks .. muh sanguh biha bhayeko bhaye jhan doo-khha pauney rahecha... I have nothing except my guffs...hehehe!
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