Oops... I get confused... pahila po 'Gorkha Dakshin Bahu' and so-called Royal Medals haroo hoonthyo... aaj kul chahi Medal ko saato tyehi bato ghato ko tender sender, sarkaari saamaan ko tender fender paucha ... ani Madan Puraskar ko kura ma chahi....
Pahila ko jawana ma khatara bhooka-writer lay lekheko kitaab haroo lay prize pauthyo aaja kaal (with due respect to) Narayan Dai ko so-called 'khatara marketing bhayeko' kitaab lay jitchan!
Jawana nai ulto pulto cha kyaruh! Jay Hos.. back to the topic of the day! The last tyam we got hit with a 'Big One' was back when Juddha Shumsher (aka Jude Dai!) was drinking French wine and tasting the 36 jaat ko beauties! And the next one is coming .... taruh kahiley auney ho tyo chahi kasai lai pani thaha chaina!
Let's compare tyo Haiti ko Earthquake ruh Chile ko kahani! Haiti tuh dhoas-tuh bhayo ni taruh Chile ma chahi see-reef ek dui wata crack srack! Abuh Haiti maa chahi ali samoondra bhayeruh eta oota Aid Said lyau-nuh sajilo bhayo. Kathmandu ma chahi Bhoo-ee-chalo ayo bhaney... hami sabai chahi siddhai Yamalok pugchau ni!
Are we ready? Not... thula thula building haroo baneka chan taruh 99% lay jay guff diye pani .. according to our sources from KGB (kukhurachor guptachar bivag)... yee sabai building haroo chahi dhulo-pito nai hoonchan rey.. Ani .. first ma jaaney chahi tyo United World Center, so-called 'A' class theke-daar lay banayeko building.
If you are into big-time gambling, then I am taking bets for 'katti chaado ruh katti samma bhatkinchan yee building haroo' . Taruh if you are not alive when the 'big one' comes rocking then the dough is mine. Abuh ma pani gayo bhaney tuh... koon chahi bhagya-maani ho , tyes-lay nai pauney bhaw-yo ni!
So-called NGOs, INGOs haroo lay khoob 'Be Prepared' training sanchalan gari raheko chan rey taruh khoi mero tole ma tuh kohi pani ayeko chaina... sayed TV CV ma matra auney kaam garcha hola yee-ni haroo!
Uni haroo ko guff anoosar, euta paani ko bottle, euta see-rock, euta torch-light, wai-wai swai-wai, ek poka bhuteko chiura, ek pau Bandel ko massoo...sabai euta bag ma raakhney rey ani Bhoo-eee-Chalo aye pachi bhaag-daa kheri tyo bag bokeruh koodnay rey!
Aaayeee... hami camping jaanuh lageko ho ki kya ho? Heheh... taruh sabai bhanda badi paisa pauney chahi tyo NSET bhanney NGO (USAID funded) ho... tyeha chahi masti cha tyeha ko employee haroo lai. Baroo tini haroo ko building katti chaado bhatkincha bhaneruh chahi bet rakhnoo paryo!
Nothing against NGO-wallahs. I love you guys... conference sonference, every week 5-star hotel maa cocktail dinner ... hahaha.. Moj garnoo hos ruh Nepal ma kahiley pani stability, peace seace, desh banney kaam na-hos bhanney prathana garnoo parcha yeeni haroo lay!
Kinuh? Feri bholi Lee Kwan Yee jastai Bahula paida bhayeruh Desh Sesh Banai halyo bhaney ani yee NGO, INGO wallah haroo beroj-gaar bhaye-nuh tuh? Lau tuh... bhoo-eee-chaalo ko kura na-gaw-re-ruh kina feri NGO-wallah haroo ko tauko samaatnuh gaako hola!
When the 'Big One' arrives... may your house be standing, may you be safe and sound ... and may Goddess Durga take all our netas, sarkaari hakims ruh bhaat-maarra haroo with her as she slays some Demon somewhere!
Pahila ko jawana ma khatara bhooka-writer lay lekheko kitaab haroo lay prize pauthyo aaja kaal (with due respect to) Narayan Dai ko so-called 'khatara marketing bhayeko' kitaab lay jitchan!
Jawana nai ulto pulto cha kyaruh! Jay Hos.. back to the topic of the day! The last tyam we got hit with a 'Big One' was back when Juddha Shumsher (aka Jude Dai!) was drinking French wine and tasting the 36 jaat ko beauties! And the next one is coming .... taruh kahiley auney ho tyo chahi kasai lai pani thaha chaina!
Let's compare tyo Haiti ko Earthquake ruh Chile ko kahani! Haiti tuh dhoas-tuh bhayo ni taruh Chile ma chahi see-reef ek dui wata crack srack! Abuh Haiti maa chahi ali samoondra bhayeruh eta oota Aid Said lyau-nuh sajilo bhayo. Kathmandu ma chahi Bhoo-ee-chalo ayo bhaney... hami sabai chahi siddhai Yamalok pugchau ni!
Are we ready? Not... thula thula building haroo baneka chan taruh 99% lay jay guff diye pani .. according to our sources from KGB (kukhurachor guptachar bivag)... yee sabai building haroo chahi dhulo-pito nai hoonchan rey.. Ani .. first ma jaaney chahi tyo United World Center, so-called 'A' class theke-daar lay banayeko building.
If you are into big-time gambling, then I am taking bets for 'katti chaado ruh katti samma bhatkinchan yee building haroo' . Taruh if you are not alive when the 'big one' comes rocking then the dough is mine. Abuh ma pani gayo bhaney tuh... koon chahi bhagya-maani ho , tyes-lay nai pauney bhaw-yo ni!
So-called NGOs, INGOs haroo lay khoob 'Be Prepared' training sanchalan gari raheko chan rey taruh khoi mero tole ma tuh kohi pani ayeko chaina... sayed TV CV ma matra auney kaam garcha hola yee-ni haroo!
Uni haroo ko guff anoosar, euta paani ko bottle, euta see-rock, euta torch-light, wai-wai swai-wai, ek poka bhuteko chiura, ek pau Bandel ko massoo...sabai euta bag ma raakhney rey ani Bhoo-eee-Chalo aye pachi bhaag-daa kheri tyo bag bokeruh koodnay rey!
Aaayeee... hami camping jaanuh lageko ho ki kya ho? Heheh... taruh sabai bhanda badi paisa pauney chahi tyo NSET bhanney NGO (USAID funded) ho... tyeha chahi masti cha tyeha ko employee haroo lai. Baroo tini haroo ko building katti chaado bhatkincha bhaneruh chahi bet rakhnoo paryo!
Nothing against NGO-wallahs. I love you guys... conference sonference, every week 5-star hotel maa cocktail dinner ... hahaha.. Moj garnoo hos ruh Nepal ma kahiley pani stability, peace seace, desh banney kaam na-hos bhanney prathana garnoo parcha yeeni haroo lay!
Kinuh? Feri bholi Lee Kwan Yee jastai Bahula paida bhayeruh Desh Sesh Banai halyo bhaney ani yee NGO, INGO wallah haroo beroj-gaar bhaye-nuh tuh? Lau tuh... bhoo-eee-chaalo ko kura na-gaw-re-ruh kina feri NGO-wallah haroo ko tauko samaatnuh gaako hola!
When the 'Big One' arrives... may your house be standing, may you be safe and sound ... and may Goddess Durga take all our netas, sarkaari hakims ruh bhaat-maarra haroo with her as she slays some Demon somewhere!
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