Miss Nepal 2010 lay matra nuh-pugeruh... abuh kay kay ko maatra Miss dis and dat hoonay ho yo desh ma?
Miss Mongol then... Miss Aryan now! Miss Little then Miss Little Lady now... abuh yestai ho bhaney chahi Miss 'Big Butt'... Miss 'Skinny Legs', Miss Mountain (not talking about geographic location haroo... got it?) , Miss Six-Pack-ni? Asti bhakkar tuh jhan Mister HenSum ho ki kay pani bhayo rey ... Kathmandu maa!
And balla samjhyo... aaj kal ktm ka Paris Hilton and Demi Moores are into Botox rey... so Miss and Mrs. Botox chahi yes paali organize garnai parcha hola! We can ask that VLCC to organize this event because according to my sources, they are the #1 re-seller for them Botox stuff rey!
Abuh Keta haroo ko laagi tuh sirf... Mr. Hensum matra cha kyaruh... I think there should be other titles like .... "Mr. Crown Prince" for all our netaz ko kids haroo, right now the leading contender is Mr. Prakash Dahal, the current CP of Nepal!
How about "MCP of the Year" award? No.. MCP bhaneko tyo 'Male Chauvinist Pig' award hoina ni... Nepal ko sandhar-vuh ma chahi it means "Most Corrupt Person" of the year award ... ahiley samma ko leading contender is that MP from UML (Police Ma bharti garai-dinchoo bhanney)! Are you kidding? Not... abuh aroo deal haroo ko tuh 'record secord' nai chaina rey... so maybe that's why the CIAA (The Commission for the Investigation of Abuse of Authority) is busy doing nothing.
Nepal is probably the only country in the world where there are no lekha-jokha, hisaab-kitaab... @#$! why can't we get hold of the Nepali 'Black Book'.... Yeso hami pani hay-room-nuh kasko bau lay kati khayo bhaneruh!
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