What Gere wants ... we give naa!

Richard Gere-ji lay bhan-noo bhayo ki ... he looked for hygiene and security during his trips to Nepal rey! Ani tyes karan hola hamro so-called caretaker PM Makune bhaatey mask ruh jhaarooo bokay-ruh Basantapur tira dau-dey ko asti nai!

Abuh aajuh kura garoom tuh so-called 'hygiene and security' ko baarey maa! First of all, KTM ma bhanda baroo gau tira ko paani badi safaa ruh less-dhul-sanguh misawot cha kina bhaney gau tira dhul shul hoodainuh kyaruh! Arko kura KTM ma pauney so-called 'bottled water' pani sankas-pud chan kyaruh!

Abuh Kuire haroo Nepal ma au-nay bitti-kai Salad Falad khanuh laagyo bhaney chahi siddhai Bathroom tira (1 bok-sa toilet paper liyeruh basey hooncha!).... hoonuh tuh aaj kal dherai restooraa haroo lay 'iodine' ma soak garey-ruh raakchan rey ... hariyo saag sabji!

Tyes Karan... hamra desh ma auney Tourists haroo should only eat the 'Chinese way'.... siddhai taato paani umaalney, taato chiya piu-nay, sabai khaana ki tuh boiled-and-not-soiled khaaney... tyo Chiniya haroo ko 'hot-pot' style nai besh!

Security ko kura ma chahi. The Kuireys should not worry a bit. All them UN, UNMIN , WorldBank kuires are having the best time of their lives kyaruh! Yeha tuh paisa bachauney ani afno desh ma guh-ye-ruh tyeha chahi ghar banau-ney ho ni!

Ani Hami kaha Afghanistan, Iraq ma jasto UN ko gaadi padkauney, UN ko building udaa-uney kaam garchau ruh?

Kuirey haroo tuh hamro Bhagwan Sagwan bhanda pani thula manchey hoon yeha! Nepal ma dui-ta plate wallah gaadi lai choot cha kyaruh! Euta tuh tyo 'nilo plate' wallah ani arko chahi 'Hariyo plate' - tourist bus haroo!

Andolan hos ki Chakka Jaam ki fight-sight, yee duita gaadi haroo lai chahi 'no touching' taruh hamro baccha haroo ko school bus chahi hami juh-lau-nuh baaki raakhdai nau!

So, Mr. Gere... when u r done hanging out with His Holiness Dalai Lama or kissing Shilpa Shetty ... then do hang around @ Mrs. Ambica Shrestha's hotel.... tyeha chahi baroo bathroom pani, saag sabji pani.. sabai iodine-siodine lay dhoonay hola ni!

Ani Security ko kura ma chahi... the only security you need is from them so-called 'Nepal ko happening' crowd ko budi, mistress ruh girlfriend haroo batuh. Eklai payo bhaney tapai lai pani molest-solest garday la ... so do wear them 'male chastity belt' when u r in town! Heheh!