Monday, October 11, 2010

Chor Police... again!!!


Nepal Police Day was yesterday... and instead of honoring the brave men in blue, Nepal Police would have done a better job if they had awarded the 'three musketeers' from Maharjgunj Police Station (MPS) for their wonderful role in community service!

If you have not read the news, three policemen from MPS were busy looting and booting a house and Dashain maa Dashaa lagecha kyaruh bajiya haroo lai... Chor ko baarey report dinuh ayeko bichara manchey lay Police nai Chor ho bhaneruh identify garepachi...

DSP Saheb lay bhakkoo goday-chan tee tin janah police-wallah haroo lai! Muh bhaye tuh tini haroo lai naangai raakheruh, rookh ma baaneruh, korra haaneruh, Youtube ma video raakhi-dinthay!

Hahaha... Nepal ma yestai ho. Police Nai chor bhaye pachi kasko bau ko kay laagcha! 90% of the extortion, abduction ruh aroo criminal acts haroo Police kai milo-maato (Nepal ayeruh sikay ko yo word chahi!) ma hooncha rey!

The other day... I was in Man Bhawan and two drunk bastards were hiding behind a tree. Kay bhayo bhaneruh sodeko... ek jana manchey lai motorcycle lay haaney-ruh bhageychan... ani tee dui jana ko ho bhaney ko tuh Police-wallah nai parecha!

Tyes Pachi Jawlakhel Chowki ma phone gareruh Ashai-Shaap lai bhakku gaali gareko ani Van linuh aunoo bhayo dui mitra haroo lai!

And aroo chaak-laagdo news (interesting bhannuh khojay ko ... nothing to do with ass-biting?) chahi... The 'Tharu Prince' was busted with 'Raat ki Raani' from some guesthouse. SP Ramesh Kharel is doing a great job. Uha visionary nai ho... ahiley nabhaye pani 10 barsa pachi chahi IGP nai Khaney bichar cha kyaruh!

The former Maoist, and now .. the so-called 'Tharu Movement' ko Crown Prince was found in a compromising position rey ..with a 20 barsa ko naari! Abuh yo 'compromising position' bhaneko kay ho? Milo-maato jastai tuh ho ni! Maybe, they were just both practicing buff-yoga!

Nepal Police should first learn a thing or two from RamDeV Baba before they go around catching everyone ... doing some Yoga stuff!

Dui janauh consenting umare-pugeka haroo lay sahamati ma karyakaram pani garnuh napaunay.... welcome to 'New Nepal'!

And RCP (does not stand for 'Real Clear Politics')... is still not backing out even after NOT getting laid for the 12th tyam! Yo Bajey (as in 'Grandpa' and not a diss to the 'Priestly Class') abuh tuh pugyo hola ni?

Yo tuh Tommy Lee lay Pamela Anderson lai 24 choti line marda maardai balla balla paattaa-ye ko jasto hoonuh lagyo taruh Ram Chandra Poudel ko bau ko school ho ki kya ho... kohi nabhaye pani 'Election' maa uthnay!

Wishing all of you (jo bhaye pani ... thank u for reading my guffs!) ... a Happy Dashain and Tihar!

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