Yesterday was Desi Movie night for me... down with ahiley ko season ko roogha khoki... rest sest garnoo bhanthyo daaktaar lay taruh feelim seelim harenuh thaaley pachi chahi all-nighter nai hooncha kyarh!
First, let's talk about 'Crook' ... The Bhatts are very good at copying from everywhere.... be it Arabic music, Holywood movies or French Magazines and the final product is always 'babaal' ...
The secret to success for a Bhatt production is catchy tunes, the 'It' Girl and of course, our serious... serial-kisser, Emraan Hasmi aka Kismi aka Chumban-wallah!
The Hero-ni has lips ... even Angelina Jolie would die for and I think she is probably going to get some rhinoplasty in the near future. Malai tuh kay farak parcha ruh... afoo lay kahiley bhetnuh chaance pau-ney hoina kyaruh Ms. Neha Sharma lai?
If I had known Bihari Girls were hwaatt ... I would have attended the University of Bihar ni... and btw Rhinoplasty bhaneko (Greek: Rhinos, "Nose" + Plassein, "to shape") so nothing to do with Rhinos ni feri! Don't get any wrong ideas here...hehehe!
Crook is a usual 'Bhatt' formula movie... ramailo geet haroo, BMC masala-mix and euta Firangi keti and her booty stuff and what not. Simos Sunwar should learn a thing or two when he tries his tricks at 'Mission Paisa -2' in the near future! Hope Rekha Thapa Films Pvt. Ltd will learn a thing or two from them as well!
And now let's talk about another movie... 'KnockOut' starring Sanju Baba, the former 'Bhatt' camp ko 'It' Girl.. Ms. Kangana and Mr. Irrfan Khan! This is one of the biggest movie of the year .... not in terms of box-office or story-hory wise.. it will win the 'Biggest Bakwaas' award of the year. FilmFare lay na-diye-pani.. muh nai Muncha House ma gayeruh euta big-ass Cup kineruh Mumbai ma FedEx gardim-laaa!
When you take a Hollywood movie (Phone Booth) and mix it with jay-paye-tyehi masala ... you end up with .. CRAP! And what was Ms. Kangana on? Is she taking too much Valium or Oxycontin? But she is hot ni... and Irrfan Khan always delivers and Sanju Baba should do either Thaneeydaar-2 or Khalnayak-2 or Saajan-2 if he wants to get his old arse back in the game.
But Sanju Baba will always be our 'man' ... twins baw-cha rey buda ko budeshkaal ma.. congrats and Good luck! No more playing with AK-57 la dai!
And now let's move to the final movie of the night: Robot!!! Bhagwaan Rajni-sh is the 'GOD' ... the one and only .... and the 'Khans' can kiss his arse! hehehe! Robot ko movie review tuh chootai lekhchoo ek-dui din ma taruh ... Robot is the biggest and the best masala-mix movie of the year.
A.R. Ray-man Dai is always rocking...ani tyo Tamil-2-Hindi conversion die-log is babaal... and don't forget Rajni dai's attitude, logga-laga-eeing , his dance moves and never liked Aishwarya before.. but now I understand why Vivek Oberoi is still sulking, Salmaan Khan is still whining and Abhisekh is still drooling!
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