Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Brave ... Communists!


Isn't it funny that 80% of our elected leaders are communists but instead of acting like Lenin, Mao or even Kimmie Dai (from North Korea!)... they act like local Bihari Goondas! I guess they must have read all them 'Communist' books from the local print shop in Bihar!


The Communists in Nepal have always been good at Chakka-jaams, Nepal-Bandhs and what not! If you (can) recall, it was them UML (Unidentified Moronic Losers) who started the so-called ... Nepal Bandhs when our Kangaroos (Congressis) were in power!

Our leaders are good at shooting their mouth off without thinking. Well, I guess it's much better than suffering from PE! PE batuh suffer bhayo bhaney tuh afno budi pani arko sanguh poi-low jaaney khatara 99% lay increase hooncha rey!

They know how to protest and start so-called 'revolutionary' mini-wars where the ruling class will never be touched but low-level political workers, soldiers and police constables will be killed for nothing! This is how the story goes and it has kept on repeating for the last 60 years!

Our leaders and their political future always depends on compromise or as we say in Nepali 'Kum promise'... and if only our Communists leaders had fled to China and saw how the noodle-men do it then they would have really transformed this nation!

India ma nai look-noo thiyo bhaney... why the @#$! Delhi? Why not go to Kerala and see how them Communists are doing? Life Expectancy in Kerala is 75 years (US ko 77 ho kyaruh) and Literacy Rate is around 90%

Wow.. how did the Keralans do it? Maybe because they ate a @#$%!ing ton of Karela every day!.... NOT!

And you must have read the news recently: The UML student leaders were busy displaying their kung-fu skills during their so-called 'Student Convention' whereas the Maoists were stabbing each other somewhere in Nepal, fighting over who gets to loot the already looted-pie!

And our brave men, serving in the British Army are dying for the British Empire. A 22 year old Gurkha Soldier recently lost his life in Afghanistan. Our prayers and salute to this brave lad and his family!

And what about our so-called 'Leaders' and their chamchas and so-called 'Student Leaders'... may you all suffer from PE and may your wives, girlfriends and mistresses leave for greener pastures!

Abuh feri equality ko jawana ma ... naari haroo lai gaali kinuh na-gaw-ray-ko bhanlaan.... taruh Sujata Didi is having fun with a marwaari businessman, Bidhya didi is still in love with KP Oli and Pampha Bhusal Didi likes women rey... Gaali garney thau nai chaina... and esp Hamro Begum didi from Birgunj... CDO lai baag-panja hanney didi is da bomb... yaar!


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