Dashain is here.... and the only folks who are really happy are.... the Dealers... be it Jaad, Juwa, Maasoo ruh so-called private clinics haroo! Kina?
According to the kooni-kahiley ko ho UN report, Nepal ko per capita ko hisaab ma sabai bhanda jaad-churot khaney desh ma parcha rey! Nepali haroo lai jaad piu-nuh aucha bhanney ki audainuh bhanney ho! Ek jana lay 1 ltr jaad nai ritaaunay tyo pani 1 ghanta maa... Nepali ko liver chahi clone slone garey hooncha tee bideshi scientists haroo lay!
Masoo pani kya khaney.... bholi dekhi masoo nai khaanuh napaula jasto! Ani juwa tuh jhan bhannu pardaina? Yo 'Marriage' bhanney game kaslay invent gareko tyesko chahi pakkai pani biha-siha bhayeko chaina jasto cha!
When I was 13, I used to be a big fan of call-break (nepali ma yesari nai pronounce garcha!) ... now I only do 'Poker'! But I never could learn the tips and tricks of 'Marriage' ... yo game khelnuh tuh chalak maatra hoina... chor nai hoonu parcha jasto cha! Afoo lay game jitey pani , point ko hisaab lay arko chor lai badi paisa tirnoo parney rey! Kay khaal ko game?
Yo tuh football ma arko team lai 3-0 lay jitay pani, penalty senalty, yellow card sellow card, foul soul, corner sorner ko hisaab lay ulto game harnay jasto bhayo ni... hoina ruh? Kasto confusing and complicated? Hamro Maobaadi ruh Raaja-baadi ko relationship jasto cha ni!
Ani hami Nepali lai jhagada garnuh kaslay sikaaunay.... Afno desh ko baato ghaato bhat-kaunuh tuh jhan khopppis .. ani ek arkaa ko tauko sauko foot-au-nuh tuh sano tino 'Jackie Chan' ko bau nai hau haami!
Abuh masooo pasaley pani danguh, raksi pasaley pani danguh ani hamra so-called Polyclinic haroo tuh jhan danguh... raksi lay jhyaap bhayeko bela ma , jay au-sadi ko bill bana-aye-pani hoonay!
Asti euta twatey (Nepali drunk not the British Version .. please!) ko tauko footyo rey ani euta Clinic ma lagey-ruh malam-patti garyo rey ani pachi bill chahi 5,000+ rey ... bholi bihanuh uthay-ruh bill hay-ray-ko tuh Rabies sabies, birth control ... etyaaadi etyaadi pani bill ma sama-besh garyo rey!
Lau... tuh Dashain ayo rey.. moj garoo rey... Aristotle baba lay bhanya jastai sabi koora moderation ma garoo rey! Bye Bye rey!
According to the kooni-kahiley ko ho UN report, Nepal ko per capita ko hisaab ma sabai bhanda jaad-churot khaney desh ma parcha rey! Nepali haroo lai jaad piu-nuh aucha bhanney ki audainuh bhanney ho! Ek jana lay 1 ltr jaad nai ritaaunay tyo pani 1 ghanta maa... Nepali ko liver chahi clone slone garey hooncha tee bideshi scientists haroo lay!
Masoo pani kya khaney.... bholi dekhi masoo nai khaanuh napaula jasto! Ani juwa tuh jhan bhannu pardaina? Yo 'Marriage' bhanney game kaslay invent gareko tyesko chahi pakkai pani biha-siha bhayeko chaina jasto cha!
When I was 13, I used to be a big fan of call-break (nepali ma yesari nai pronounce garcha!) ... now I only do 'Poker'! But I never could learn the tips and tricks of 'Marriage' ... yo game khelnuh tuh chalak maatra hoina... chor nai hoonu parcha jasto cha! Afoo lay game jitey pani , point ko hisaab lay arko chor lai badi paisa tirnoo parney rey! Kay khaal ko game?
Yo tuh football ma arko team lai 3-0 lay jitay pani, penalty senalty, yellow card sellow card, foul soul, corner sorner ko hisaab lay ulto game harnay jasto bhayo ni... hoina ruh? Kasto confusing and complicated? Hamro Maobaadi ruh Raaja-baadi ko relationship jasto cha ni!
Ani hami Nepali lai jhagada garnuh kaslay sikaaunay.... Afno desh ko baato ghaato bhat-kaunuh tuh jhan khopppis .. ani ek arkaa ko tauko sauko foot-au-nuh tuh sano tino 'Jackie Chan' ko bau nai hau haami!
Abuh masooo pasaley pani danguh, raksi pasaley pani danguh ani hamra so-called Polyclinic haroo tuh jhan danguh... raksi lay jhyaap bhayeko bela ma , jay au-sadi ko bill bana-aye-pani hoonay!
Asti euta twatey (Nepali drunk not the British Version .. please!) ko tauko footyo rey ani euta Clinic ma lagey-ruh malam-patti garyo rey ani pachi bill chahi 5,000+ rey ... bholi bihanuh uthay-ruh bill hay-ray-ko tuh Rabies sabies, birth control ... etyaaadi etyaadi pani bill ma sama-besh garyo rey!
Lau... tuh Dashain ayo rey.. moj garoo rey... Aristotle baba lay bhanya jastai sabi koora moderation ma garoo rey! Bye Bye rey!
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