According to our daily papers, them young folks find 'caste system' degrading, disgusting and dividing rey! What's in a caste? ... u might ask and the answer is everything!
Yes, it's good news that them 'middle-class' folks...we are seeing a lot of inter-caste marriages but Nepal ko population ko kura garda... it's like 0.1% out of them 30 million beer-gorkhalis! (pronounced 'bir' and not 'beer').
When it comes to them recent medical school graduates, the percentage chahi increases to like 99% hola. According to informants of the KGB (Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag), there were 1,032 weddings between them MBBS-wallahs last year... Kathmandu maa! And 999 of them were between 'x' and 'y' jaat rey!
Our so-called government came up with some 'bonus money' last year for them 'inter-caste' or marry a 'sano-jaat' and get some dough ... crazy scheme. Then they followed it up with 'Marry a Widow' and get Rs 1 lakh bumper upahaar. Now that's more disgusting and degrading and shows that our leaders are bunch of jackasses! BTW, heard Jackass 3D is out ... better watch it!
In the villages, we hear of them 'untouchables' being thrown out of the community because one of their sons' decided to hook up with the Jamindaar's daughter! It's like them 80s ko Hindi movies!
The Maoists were busy destroying temples and declaring 'no caste' zones... jataa ta-taai.. and now we have Prachanda showing his man-love to Ram Dev Baba and other Indian Swamis and wearing rato tikka and what not! If the Maoists are really communists then we should be having a Roll. No# (like our school days) instead of them 'caste' names hoinuh ruh?
Yes, majority of us are Hindus but I still haven't found any Holy books requesting the 'thulo jaats' to kick the 'sano jaats' in the arse everytime they visit a temple, drink from the public dhoongay-dhaara or elope with 'khaandaani' haroo ko choris!
Our own people (so-called sano jaats) are second-class citizens in their own country. Just saying 'I feel bad.. I find it disgusting' is not really going to change anything! So for them... my only advice is to apply for the DV lottery and if you win and then get selected, pack everything up and move to Amrika!
If Eddie Murphy can find his bride (Coming to Amrika... feelim ma) then so can you. I mean... yo desh lay timi lai kahiley pani afno bhanney chaina! Amrikano' foreign policies are pretty @#$!ed up but once you are inside... it is probably the only country in the world where you can really do it... get a second change (or chance!) and make something out of yourself ... if you really really work hard!
I still remember when I attended a tea party when I was a teenager... tyeti bela euta MP thiyo... Golay Sarki or something. The guy was in the news for slapping some Congressi-wallahs! Sarki even went on to become a Minister but he never got the respect he deserved... some people even refused to drink tea because he came from a 'Sano Jaat' rey! RIP Golay...sorry Golche... just remembered now!
According to our sources, the Iraqi guy who threw them shoes at Bush was inspired by Mr. Sarki rey!
BTW, the guy who got bitch-slapped by Golche is now trying to become the Prime-Monster for the 13th tyam kyaruh.. hahah Ram Chandra Poudel should be castrated for making us look bad! What do you say?
If Bill Clinton was born in Nepal then he would never have met Monica Lewinsky... bhannuh khojay ko kay bhaney... Bill (Ballu) would be always reminded that he didn't have a father and would be farmer or a goat-herder instead... even if he attended a high school in Gorkha and got Board First and then went to Delhi for his PhD ... he would be a 'sano manchey'.
But if BabuRam (Yes.. Hisila didi ko buda) never went to school and became a farmer... he would still be a 'Thulo manchey' because he belongs to the 'Priestly Class'...
Yestai ho.... so what do we do? It has to start from the villages...no more witch-hunting, no more 'caste-killings'... no more 'thugging' of the janjaatis ... by the jamindaars or the 'thulo castes' ... The Maoists could have done it by now... but I guess they will never do it ..... remember when the Mao-aalibaans (Nepali Talibaans) used to thrash them villagers for getting drunk or running away with the other guy's wives...
Well, Prakash Dahal is usually drunk in them 5-star hotels and he left his poor wife for somebody else ... but I guess different rules for different people. One of their own can murder, loot, rape, shoot ... as long as they swear allegiance to Mao's Chinese dumplings!
Yes, it's good news that them 'middle-class' folks...we are seeing a lot of inter-caste marriages but Nepal ko population ko kura garda... it's like 0.1% out of them 30 million beer-gorkhalis! (pronounced 'bir' and not 'beer').
When it comes to them recent medical school graduates, the percentage chahi increases to like 99% hola. According to informants of the KGB (Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag), there were 1,032 weddings between them MBBS-wallahs last year... Kathmandu maa! And 999 of them were between 'x' and 'y' jaat rey!
Our so-called government came up with some 'bonus money' last year for them 'inter-caste' or marry a 'sano-jaat' and get some dough ... crazy scheme. Then they followed it up with 'Marry a Widow' and get Rs 1 lakh bumper upahaar. Now that's more disgusting and degrading and shows that our leaders are bunch of jackasses! BTW, heard Jackass 3D is out ... better watch it!
In the villages, we hear of them 'untouchables' being thrown out of the community because one of their sons' decided to hook up with the Jamindaar's daughter! It's like them 80s ko Hindi movies!
The Maoists were busy destroying temples and declaring 'no caste' zones... jataa ta-taai.. and now we have Prachanda showing his man-love to Ram Dev Baba and other Indian Swamis and wearing rato tikka and what not! If the Maoists are really communists then we should be having a Roll. No# (like our school days) instead of them 'caste' names hoinuh ruh?
Yes, majority of us are Hindus but I still haven't found any Holy books requesting the 'thulo jaats' to kick the 'sano jaats' in the arse everytime they visit a temple, drink from the public dhoongay-dhaara or elope with 'khaandaani' haroo ko choris!
Our own people (so-called sano jaats) are second-class citizens in their own country. Just saying 'I feel bad.. I find it disgusting' is not really going to change anything! So for them... my only advice is to apply for the DV lottery and if you win and then get selected, pack everything up and move to Amrika!
If Eddie Murphy can find his bride (Coming to Amrika... feelim ma) then so can you. I mean... yo desh lay timi lai kahiley pani afno bhanney chaina! Amrikano' foreign policies are pretty @#$!ed up but once you are inside... it is probably the only country in the world where you can really do it... get a second change (or chance!) and make something out of yourself ... if you really really work hard!
I still remember when I attended a tea party when I was a teenager... tyeti bela euta MP thiyo... Golay Sarki or something. The guy was in the news for slapping some Congressi-wallahs! Sarki even went on to become a Minister but he never got the respect he deserved... some people even refused to drink tea because he came from a 'Sano Jaat' rey! RIP Golay...sorry Golche... just remembered now!
According to our sources, the Iraqi guy who threw them shoes at Bush was inspired by Mr. Sarki rey!
BTW, the guy who got bitch-slapped by Golche is now trying to become the Prime-Monster for the 13th tyam kyaruh.. hahah Ram Chandra Poudel should be castrated for making us look bad! What do you say?
If Bill Clinton was born in Nepal then he would never have met Monica Lewinsky... bhannuh khojay ko kay bhaney... Bill (Ballu) would be always reminded that he didn't have a father and would be farmer or a goat-herder instead... even if he attended a high school in Gorkha and got Board First and then went to Delhi for his PhD ... he would be a 'sano manchey'.
But if BabuRam (Yes.. Hisila didi ko buda) never went to school and became a farmer... he would still be a 'Thulo manchey' because he belongs to the 'Priestly Class'...
Yestai ho.... so what do we do? It has to start from the villages...no more witch-hunting, no more 'caste-killings'... no more 'thugging' of the janjaatis ... by the jamindaars or the 'thulo castes' ... The Maoists could have done it by now... but I guess they will never do it ..... remember when the Mao-aalibaans (Nepali Talibaans) used to thrash them villagers for getting drunk or running away with the other guy's wives...
Well, Prakash Dahal is usually drunk in them 5-star hotels and he left his poor wife for somebody else ... but I guess different rules for different people. One of their own can murder, loot, rape, shoot ... as long as they swear allegiance to Mao's Chinese dumplings!
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