Twenty five years ago, when I was a little boy... Mike Tyson was my hero! Tyes pachi tuh bajiya lay kay kay garyo garyo...moro! Choop Chaap aroo lai pit-nay kaam paako bela ma kinuh gayeruh euta naari lai jabar-jasti garnoo parney? Ani Jail Sail... tyes pachi tuh uslai pani goad-ney boxer haroo aa-woo-nuh thaali halyo ni!
Ani last ma tuh gayeruh... bajiya lay tyo Holyfield Dai ko kaan kinuh chapaa-u-noo parney? Well, Tyson is back in the news again! Once... the greatest then the rapist ... tyes pachi chahi Ear-eater ... ani Comedian abuh chahi His Excellency Ambassador Mike Tyson rey!
Yes, u heard it right... afai lay afai lai 'Boxing Ambassador' banaa-yer-uh uni sansaar ma 'Boxing' ko goon-gaan gaa-ye-ruh hidnay rey! Lau tuh... Mikey Dai... Good luck!
“I didn’t even know what an ambassador really was,” he said. “When I think of ambassadors I think of living off government money and jet-setting with girlfriends.”
Hahaha... Tyson ko buddhi tuh ho... bichara jawana maa baroo GED pass bhayo-kay bhaw-ye yo haalat kaha hoon-thyo ruh? Baroo India batuh Bsc ko certificate kinay hoon-thyo ni!
Baroo Tyson lay hamro Nepal ko neta haroo ko baarey comment somment garya jasto cha! KP Oli has been carrying out his affair with Bidya didi since the 90s. He gets free medical care (thanks to our taxpayers' money!) and so does Bidya didi! Uni haroo ko favorite destination nai Delhi! Ani Hamro Kishunji ruh Ms. Kapaali ko love-story tuh baroo Sanjay Leela Bansaali lay feelim nai banaye-hooncha!
Even though I hate Girija and them clan... I gotta give it to the guy for marrying a widow not because he got that Rs 1 lakh the government promised... oops tyeti bela tuh kaha ahiley ko jasto latthu-raam government thiyo ruh.
Taruh tyeti bela nai ... 'priestly class' ko choro bhayeruh ... samaj hamaj lai laattaaa haaneruh afoo lai mun pareko manchey biha garnoo nai ... Girija Babu .. tyo kura ma chahi ... I salute you... taruh Sujata Koirala ko koora ma chahi... hehehe Cougar Auntie Jindaaabad!
Let's get back to Ambassador Tyson! Chinese jagga-daalaal haroo mileruh ..Tyson lai China visit, tour sour laaney rey. Ani press conference ma Tyson-ji lay yeso bhannu bhayo:
“Didn’t you guys have an altercation with the Japanese people at one time?” he asked . “Here’s what you do: You go looking for a Chinese fighter who will beat the evil Japanese guy and get revenge. That will sell.”
Hahaha... Abuh Tyson ko chaak ma Mao ko Tatto cha rey... yesai tuh Communist Party ko membership pauney nai bhayo.. abuh China ko Foreign Minister pani Tyson lai nai kinuh na-bana-woo-ney?
Ani last ma tuh gayeruh... bajiya lay tyo Holyfield Dai ko kaan kinuh chapaa-u-noo parney? Well, Tyson is back in the news again! Once... the greatest then the rapist ... tyes pachi chahi Ear-eater ... ani Comedian abuh chahi His Excellency Ambassador Mike Tyson rey!
Yes, u heard it right... afai lay afai lai 'Boxing Ambassador' banaa-yer-uh uni sansaar ma 'Boxing' ko goon-gaan gaa-ye-ruh hidnay rey! Lau tuh... Mikey Dai... Good luck!
“I didn’t even know what an ambassador really was,” he said. “When I think of ambassadors I think of living off government money and jet-setting with girlfriends.”
Hahaha... Tyson ko buddhi tuh ho... bichara jawana maa baroo GED pass bhayo-kay bhaw-ye yo haalat kaha hoon-thyo ruh? Baroo India batuh Bsc ko certificate kinay hoon-thyo ni!
Baroo Tyson lay hamro Nepal ko neta haroo ko baarey comment somment garya jasto cha! KP Oli has been carrying out his affair with Bidya didi since the 90s. He gets free medical care (thanks to our taxpayers' money!) and so does Bidya didi! Uni haroo ko favorite destination nai Delhi! Ani Hamro Kishunji ruh Ms. Kapaali ko love-story tuh baroo Sanjay Leela Bansaali lay feelim nai banaye-hooncha!
Even though I hate Girija and them clan... I gotta give it to the guy for marrying a widow not because he got that Rs 1 lakh the government promised... oops tyeti bela tuh kaha ahiley ko jasto latthu-raam government thiyo ruh.
Taruh tyeti bela nai ... 'priestly class' ko choro bhayeruh ... samaj hamaj lai laattaaa haaneruh afoo lai mun pareko manchey biha garnoo nai ... Girija Babu .. tyo kura ma chahi ... I salute you... taruh Sujata Koirala ko koora ma chahi... hehehe Cougar Auntie Jindaaabad!
Let's get back to Ambassador Tyson! Chinese jagga-daalaal haroo mileruh ..Tyson lai China visit, tour sour laaney rey. Ani press conference ma Tyson-ji lay yeso bhannu bhayo:
“Didn’t you guys have an altercation with the Japanese people at one time?” he asked . “Here’s what you do: You go looking for a Chinese fighter who will beat the evil Japanese guy and get revenge. That will sell.”
Hahaha... Abuh Tyson ko chaak ma Mao ko Tatto cha rey... yesai tuh Communist Party ko membership pauney nai bhayo.. abuh China ko Foreign Minister pani Tyson lai nai kinuh na-bana-woo-ney?
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