The Maoists haroo pakka-capitalist hoonuh thaley! Congressi ruh UML ko tuh koora nai na-garau ho saathi ruh saath-ini haroo ho! Yeeni haroo tuh tyo Angrezi ma 'pimp', Desi ma 'bhadwey, Nepali ma 'Dalaal' bhanchan ni tyestai hoon yee mora haroo!
Anyways, what about our Ex-Royal Family? Looks like Uncle Gyanu, Brother Paras and Bhauju Himani have really worked hard for the last 4 years to get their BSW from St. Xavier's College hola! Sabai jana khoob social work tira lagey-chan kyaruh!
As usual, The pout-master (u know who?) was recently asked gently not to attend the 'Kumari' function in Kathmandu. Until then, he was busy pouting.... sorry, praying and visiting the Terai where it seems like all Indians (tyee Nepali Nagarikta paunay toli chan ni .. 1million+ Bihari haroo!) are now hard-core Nepali Hindu fundamentalists! Jai Hos... hai!
PP, aka Prince Paras or Paras dai is also busy doing his round of 'Namaskaar' and 'Mailey Bujay' karyakaram. Sagarmatha TV ma tuh Dai ko interview pani ayo. Good job... at least somebody finally had the sense to hire some PR agency for our Ex-Royals... ki hamro Dalley Uncle, Sharad Chandra Shah, feri Singapore ko Geylang Road ma baseruh phone batuh sallah dinuh thalyo?
And what about Princess Himani? I don't know... Bhauju is busy distributing pipe-sipe to gau-baasi haroo ani Prachandu Uncle lai direct phone haaneruh pani tyee Gau ka Maobaadi haro lay bato chahi rokhnuh chadenuh rey!
Nothing new... We all know that the mob bosses have no control over their crew. No, I am not talking about the Gambino or some other Soprano-style mob families! Hamraai Nepal ma nai cha ni yaar.. Mao. Inc family!
Paras Dai lai ek choti bheteko thiye, jawana ma school padney bela ma ... scouting days .. he was cool... tyes pachi kay bhayo thaha-bhayenuh tara ahiley ko Prince Prakash Dahal pani kehi kum chaina ni... 1-2 Arab rupaiya tuh goji bhitra haali sakyo rey... hamrai Royalty haroo ko natey-daar sanguh business deal garey-ruh.
Manchey haroo lay pani bhannuh thali sakey ... 601 jana chor haroo lay 601 corore khaanoo bhandaa tuh ekai jana lai 5-10 karod bhat-taa nai besh!
Kohi Nepal ma kay ho kay ho.. Bujhnai garo... and if you don't know... Malaysia ko flight ma Prachandu Uncle ruh Paras Dai sangai rey... yo hot news ... according to Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB)! Jam-dai cha hai.. hamra right-wing ruh left-wing wallah haroo ko!
Yo Dashain ma hami lay mitho mitho khanuh napaye-pani, ramro samro looga kinnun nasaw-key pani ... hamra desh ka Ex-King ruh Present-King aka Joongay Maharaaj (Prachandu Uncle bhanya kya!) ko chahi Dashain ramailo hola jasto cha ni!
Anyways, what about our Ex-Royal Family? Looks like Uncle Gyanu, Brother Paras and Bhauju Himani have really worked hard for the last 4 years to get their BSW from St. Xavier's College hola! Sabai jana khoob social work tira lagey-chan kyaruh!
As usual, The pout-master (u know who?) was recently asked gently not to attend the 'Kumari' function in Kathmandu. Until then, he was busy pouting.... sorry, praying and visiting the Terai where it seems like all Indians (tyee Nepali Nagarikta paunay toli chan ni .. 1million+ Bihari haroo!) are now hard-core Nepali Hindu fundamentalists! Jai Hos... hai!
PP, aka Prince Paras or Paras dai is also busy doing his round of 'Namaskaar' and 'Mailey Bujay' karyakaram. Sagarmatha TV ma tuh Dai ko interview pani ayo. Good job... at least somebody finally had the sense to hire some PR agency for our Ex-Royals... ki hamro Dalley Uncle, Sharad Chandra Shah, feri Singapore ko Geylang Road ma baseruh phone batuh sallah dinuh thalyo?
And what about Princess Himani? I don't know... Bhauju is busy distributing pipe-sipe to gau-baasi haroo ani Prachandu Uncle lai direct phone haaneruh pani tyee Gau ka Maobaadi haro lay bato chahi rokhnuh chadenuh rey!
Nothing new... We all know that the mob bosses have no control over their crew. No, I am not talking about the Gambino or some other Soprano-style mob families! Hamraai Nepal ma nai cha ni yaar.. Mao. Inc family!
Paras Dai lai ek choti bheteko thiye, jawana ma school padney bela ma ... scouting days .. he was cool... tyes pachi kay bhayo thaha-bhayenuh tara ahiley ko Prince Prakash Dahal pani kehi kum chaina ni... 1-2 Arab rupaiya tuh goji bhitra haali sakyo rey... hamrai Royalty haroo ko natey-daar sanguh business deal garey-ruh.
Manchey haroo lay pani bhannuh thali sakey ... 601 jana chor haroo lay 601 corore khaanoo bhandaa tuh ekai jana lai 5-10 karod bhat-taa nai besh!
Kohi Nepal ma kay ho kay ho.. Bujhnai garo... and if you don't know... Malaysia ko flight ma Prachandu Uncle ruh Paras Dai sangai rey... yo hot news ... according to Kukhurachor Guptachar Bivag (KGB)! Jam-dai cha hai.. hamra right-wing ruh left-wing wallah haroo ko!
Yo Dashain ma hami lay mitho mitho khanuh napaye-pani, ramro samro looga kinnun nasaw-key pani ... hamra desh ka Ex-King ruh Present-King aka Joongay Maharaaj (Prachandu Uncle bhanya kya!) ko chahi Dashain ramailo hola jasto cha ni!
BTW.. Social Work ma Masters Sasters gareka haroo lai Amrika ma 'New Social Worker Anxiety Syndrome'... abuh uni haroo pani baroo Nepal ayeruh Himani Trust ma kaam sooru garey hooncha!
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