The Road Ahead....

UNMIN is leaving... or we don't know... them UN folks are funny lot ... but our Mao Inc. want UNMIN to stay with us forever kyaaruh! They have written a special 'love-letter' rey to them UN ko HQ lai... heheh!

Hope them UN ko Soccer khel-nay General, Mr. 'Forest or Moon' (aka Ban Ki-Moon!) will give his 'Hot or Not' vote hola ni!

India and them rest of the 'great' democratic parties don't want UNMIN to stay rey! Even .. the great journalist, Kanak Dixit dai from Patan Dhoka ... is like 'I don't think I can get any more grant srant to publish my book sook from them UNMIN.. so they have to go now!' ... heheh!

If our leaders and them political parties were really serious about solving them 'problem sroblem' then UNMIN wouldn't be here in the first place ni! And India wouldn't have first used them 'Maoist' and now them 'Madesh' parties to screw us all ni!

The road ahead ... is like KTM ko bato haroo.... biccha ma khaalto nai khaalto! UNMIN hoo-da tuh yo rehab see-have ko kaam naw-suck-nay .. abuh kay so-called 'Special Committee' lay suck-laan ruh?

We are Nepalese.... we need them 'kuireys' to tell us what to do! Our leaders can't decide for themselves and that's why 'Bollywood' still rules our Cinema Halls ni!

Now, the question is .. NOT.. what do we do when UNMIN leaves? ... but what to do with them UNMIN ko gaadi saadi, computer somputer, satellite this and hi-fi equipment that.. heheh!

The tender-wallahs haroo ko tuh bhan-soon soo-roo bhayee-sakyo! Sujata lay tuh 3-4 wata gaadi nai 'book' garin rey! Ani.... Rubel lay chai sabai 'phone sone' equipment maa aankha gaadey ko holan ni! Kay thaha.. bholi feri tyo VoIP natak gar-naw kaam laagcha ki!

Our political parties ma nai aaah-foo vitra nai fight-sight ani, yesta paaketmaar haroo lay 'new constitution' chahi hoinuh ... baw-roo.... 'new destruction' chahi chittai liyeruh aah-woon-cha!

Them dailies write about how our political parties are sharing them 'development budget' . .not for them people but for themselves rey! And how come .. nobody gives a @#$!?

Hoonuh tuh hamro so-called 'Civil Society' wallah haroo nai sabai party ko karya-karta hoon ani kay ko tension lay-wos tuh uni haroo lay!

Democracy, Republic , Federalism .... natak satak.. yee sabai hamra Neta haroo ruh chamcha haroo lai nai ayo hai!

Baroo yo Visit Nepal 2011 ma hamro 601 janaa chor ruh chor-ni haroo sabai lay 75 districts visit garey hooncha ni! Ani 'Real' Nepal (without 'Real' Juice!) dekhchan ni yee ni haroo lay!

So, 2011 maa ...let's all get together and hang out @ them 'naya paint saint gareko' Welcome Gate @ TIA and stop all our so-called politicians from leaving this country ... and pack them up and drop them off in Rolpa or Dolpa ... Jumla or Humla and let them walk all the way back to Kathmandu!

Let's stop them 'mantri santri' ko gaadi and them security people and force them to take them 'Micro-Bus' or 'Whatever Yatayat' and see for themselves .. how hard it is for all of us!

2011 is here.... and if we don't get them so-called 'new constitution... then we are all in trouble and that includes our so-called political parties and their netas as well!

Bholi desh nai chainuh bhaney kay ko raaj-niti garchan yee bhatey haroo lay?

Kati din samma lootay-ruh khaaney ho... khoi hami lai maatra laaz laagney yee neta haroo tuh bholi naang-ai hiday pani yeeni haroo lai laaz saaz laag-dainuh hola!