What's Happening....

Nepal Rastra Bank is planning to replace them 'Raja ko tasbir' bhaa-ko notes by mid-March rey! Heheh.. lau .. NRB lai best of luck! Nepali tyam anoo-saar tuh we will still have them 'Gyanu Uncle' notes until .. like 2020! MRP tuh balla balla aah-ee-pugyo!

Our 'Hero' will have to spend another 15 days in jail rey! Yes, Devi Prasad will be eating daal-bhaat @ them Itahari ko Police Station ma for dui hafta... and hope he will be invited to Kathmandu by them civil group, YPC (Youth Pressure Campaign) and maybe we can all do a rally with Devi!

YPC organized a 'Lig-Lig' race on Friday! Dravya Shah may have won them race back in 1559 B.S. to become the King of Gorkha but ahiley ko scenario ma tuh.. BRB (Baburam) might win this race !

Really? Yes, PKD lai raati soot-noo agaadi 4-5 peg 'Black Label' piu-nay baani laagi sakyo. Sushil Koirala will need a wheel-chair + oxygen soxygen .. just to complete the race and Makune is only fit for six-a-side football rey!

Baburam does not drink rey. He only eats 2 rotis and saag rey. And usko BMI (Body Mass Index) maatrai normal rey aroo neta chor haroo ko sabai abnormal hola... haha!

Them PLA folks are now officially under them 'Special Committee for Supervision, Integration and Rehabilitation' rey... I don't know what this committee will supervise and rehabilitate... hahah!

Them AK-47s, rocket launchers and aroo bomb somb tu Maobaadi lay pahila nai look-a-yeruh raakhechan rey! Abuh kay ko supervision... tyam ma daal-bhaat khayo? Ani, bihan-aw PT CT khelyo? tyestai supervise gardai basnoos luh!

Abuh 'integration' ko koora ma... I think them PLA folks haroo should have their own force sorce instead of joining them Army, Police etiyaadi!

Ahiley haami lai 'Border Security Force' ko jaroo-ri cha! But it doesn't matter what I think or you think or them rest of the world thinks sinks! Ani rehab-sehab ko koora ma ... some people think we should send our 19,000 PLA folks to them Middle-East rey and let them work and make some dough rey! But Prachanda wants like... 10 lakhs each so that them PLA folks can start with some positive cash flow rey!

Yeta garey pani haamrai paisa oota pani haamrai... sabai hamro paisa maatruh lootnay bhayo yee neta haroo lay! Abuh harek PLA combatant lai 10 lakhs diye pani.. lastuh ma tuh uni haroo lay 1-2 laakh pauchan ani feri aroo sabai paisa chahi Party Fund Sund bhaney-ruh.. Prachandey Dai lay nai linchan rey!

BRB has now written his 2nd 'note of dissent' rey... does it matter? BRB can keep on writing and Prachandey will still be like 'I give no shit, u no get it' ..... abuh BRB should be like 'Okay, myaan.. I quit!' ... and then open his own party sarty hola!

Hope 'Devi' gets released from jail... and hope them so-called 'new' civil groups will stand behind Devi .. instead of organizing only them 'Lig-Lig' races ... baroo hami sabai NTC, NEA, NOC ko office ma gayeruh sabai haakim haroo lai slap garoom nuh, PM ko gaadi rokay-ruh Makune lai nai Slap garoom nuh.. hoinuh ruh?