President is on them 10-day 'rock concert' tour .. India maa rey! Dr. Ram Baran Yadav ...is actually a very nice man! Even though the Maoists like to portray him as the 'Devil' or something!
Bichara..what could he do? India kept on calling and said 'If PKD fires General Katuwal then we will fry your arse' .. so PKD, don't hate RBY... baroo please go @#$! yourself.... hola!
Jawaana maa... I visited Dr. Yadav.. uhaa ko ghar ma.. in Bagdole! It's like 5 minutes walk from my house.. I was there with fool-sool and just wanted to see the man before he shifted to them Presidential Palace!
So, one day.. I woke up, bought them cheap-arse fool-mala .. and went for them morning walk to see the 'First President'... them security was neither 'tight' nor 'right' ki kay bhancha ni!
Only one police-man and that was it. It was less than 24 hours .. that our leaders decided to have RBY as the 'First President' .... so he was also not into it hola!
Met Dr. Saheb in his 'leaving' room. Well, he was about to leave seave kyaaruh.. so we can call them 'living room' .. dee 'leaving da room' hola! hehe.
'Congratulations, Sir... I am Guffadi and I live right in them next tole.. just wanted to come and wish you all the best'...
"Thank You, Bas-noos, ani chiya pani piu-noos"
I sat down and waited for them 'President baatuh 'free' tea' and then a bunch of hooligans showed up. I thought they were hooligans.
Well, I found out that them 'nautankis' were students of them NSU (Congressi ko Student Union) rey.. and they were making so much noise that our President was like.. 'Damn.. yee nai hoon hamro desh ka yuva haroo?'
And then they were like jumping around and dancing and taking pictures with the President as if he was some kind of a 'Panda Sanda'.... I felt bad!
I hate taking pictures (of myself!).. and I really should have taken my picture with the President in his kurta surta and I... in my track-suit, drinking tea as if we were buddies! Hahaha... No!
Ani chiya naw pee-yee kaw-naw.. I left... 'Keho timi haroo... janwar jasto.. halla gari raakho'..
Them room was silent wilent. The President was smiling. Them NSU students were like ... 'Who is this guy?'
I think I should have bitch-slapped like.. all of them hola! I didn't .. .and that was it!
Okay, now let's get back to the 'Prezzie goes to Bollywood' story! Hahahah!
President Yadav left by an Indian Airlines aircraft flight on Thursday rey! Hahah... hamro President.. and we don't even have our own NAC plane ... hehe! Kasari hooncha.. tuh?
The NAC chairman is facing them 'corruption charges' because he wanted NAC to have few planes slanes... Nepal ko natak... Rakhi Sawant lay jaa-nwos!
Anyways, our Prezzie will be India.. visiting them places slaces and then at the end.. it's them 'Rock Fest' in Delhi and meeting with them Desi President-ni, DJ MM Singh and the 'Italian Princess' Sonia Corleone!
And what will them Desis tell our President? They will probably say, "Hold on tight.. don't let your balls get out of your 'Dauraa-Surwal' and don't get scared by PKD ko bakwaas!"
The Desis know that our so-called 'New Constitution' won't get done on tyaam because .. them Professor S.D. Muni hasn't even finished his rough draft rey! Hahah.. Yes.. our constitution will be written by them Delhi-Wallahs!
Prof. Muni is them father of them 'Gana-Tantra Nepal' natak and them godfather of them 'Nepali Maoists' rey...
So.. this May... get ready for our first ever... 'Presidential' Rule.. .even if it lasts for a week and then India comes rolling down the hill... @#$!ing us all over again!
And .. sorry.. our President is not going to Bollywood Kyaaruh.... heheh!
Bichara..what could he do? India kept on calling and said 'If PKD fires General Katuwal then we will fry your arse' .. so PKD, don't hate RBY... baroo please go @#$! yourself.... hola!
Jawaana maa... I visited Dr. Yadav.. uhaa ko ghar ma.. in Bagdole! It's like 5 minutes walk from my house.. I was there with fool-sool and just wanted to see the man before he shifted to them Presidential Palace!
So, one day.. I woke up, bought them cheap-arse fool-mala .. and went for them morning walk to see the 'First President'... them security was neither 'tight' nor 'right' ki kay bhancha ni!
Only one police-man and that was it. It was less than 24 hours .. that our leaders decided to have RBY as the 'First President' .... so he was also not into it hola!
Met Dr. Saheb in his 'leaving' room. Well, he was about to leave seave kyaaruh.. so we can call them 'living room' .. dee 'leaving da room' hola! hehe.
'Congratulations, Sir... I am Guffadi and I live right in them next tole.. just wanted to come and wish you all the best'...
"Thank You, Bas-noos, ani chiya pani piu-noos"
I sat down and waited for them 'President baatuh 'free' tea' and then a bunch of hooligans showed up. I thought they were hooligans.
Well, I found out that them 'nautankis' were students of them NSU (Congressi ko Student Union) rey.. and they were making so much noise that our President was like.. 'Damn.. yee nai hoon hamro desh ka yuva haroo?'
And then they were like jumping around and dancing and taking pictures with the President as if he was some kind of a 'Panda Sanda'.... I felt bad!
I hate taking pictures (of myself!).. and I really should have taken my picture with the President in his kurta surta and I... in my track-suit, drinking tea as if we were buddies! Hahaha... No!
Ani chiya naw pee-yee kaw-naw.. I left... 'Keho timi haroo... janwar jasto.. halla gari raakho'..
Them room was silent wilent. The President was smiling. Them NSU students were like ... 'Who is this guy?'
I think I should have bitch-slapped like.. all of them hola! I didn't .. .and that was it!
Okay, now let's get back to the 'Prezzie goes to Bollywood' story! Hahahah!
President Yadav left by an Indian Airlines aircraft flight on Thursday rey! Hahah... hamro President.. and we don't even have our own NAC plane ... hehe! Kasari hooncha.. tuh?
The NAC chairman is facing them 'corruption charges' because he wanted NAC to have few planes slanes... Nepal ko natak... Rakhi Sawant lay jaa-nwos!
Anyways, our Prezzie will be India.. visiting them places slaces and then at the end.. it's them 'Rock Fest' in Delhi and meeting with them Desi President-ni, DJ MM Singh and the 'Italian Princess' Sonia Corleone!
And what will them Desis tell our President? They will probably say, "Hold on tight.. don't let your balls get out of your 'Dauraa-Surwal' and don't get scared by PKD ko bakwaas!"
The Desis know that our so-called 'New Constitution' won't get done on tyaam because .. them Professor S.D. Muni hasn't even finished his rough draft rey! Hahah.. Yes.. our constitution will be written by them Delhi-Wallahs!
Prof. Muni is them father of them 'Gana-Tantra Nepal' natak and them godfather of them 'Nepali Maoists' rey...
So.. this May... get ready for our first ever... 'Presidential' Rule.. .even if it lasts for a week and then India comes rolling down the hill... @#$!ing us all over again!
And .. sorry.. our President is not going to Bollywood Kyaaruh.... heheh!
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