Our 'Nepal Police' ko motto is ... 'Truth, Service and Security' Kyaaruh!
Nepal Police is always good at (bending the) truth ni! And when talking about service, they provide better customer service to them 'dance bar owners', 'casino loan-sharks', 'jagga-dalals' and other 'illegal business-wallahs' !
And what about the rest of us? Heheh.. no service please! We only get harassment, torture and ulto extortion by the Police ni!
And security? Kay ko security.... they are them personal security guards for our 'great' leaders and their cronies and Rubel Chowdhary and Paras Dai! They have done a wonderful job!
Today, we will be talking about our two AIGs! The 'Great Ones' or 'Goondas' .... depends whether you profited from associating with these two arse-holes or you got your arse kicked by them ni!
First, let me introduce AIG Madan Khadka! Yes, that's the guy up there, photo shoto maa!
AIG Madan Bahadur Khadka was them 'Metropolitan Police Commissioner' and recently transfered to Police HQ, Naxal!
AIG Khadka is a very professional police officer kyaruh! By 'Professional' bhanya, oo-haa lay Rs 1,000 pani thug-naw chod-dainuh rey!
Yes, this is the same guy who wanted to kick out SP Kharel from Hanuman-Dhoka ni? And he did send the SP to China for training sraining.. and you know why?
Because.. there was some 'hi-fi' deal going on in Kathmandu rey and our AIG made 5crores rey when SP Kharel was probably in training in China, learning how to use them chop-sticks hola ni!
A friend of mine owns a 'khasa ko looga' bechnay store... them other day.. I met him and he was complaining about them AIG!
Man, I don't work for them 'Internal Affairs' or ... I don't even know if our Nepal Police has that type of department separtment like in the US , Sue-Yes!
Our great AIG Khadka likes to visit them 'looga bechney' pasal and grabs like jeans seans, t-shirts for his son/daughter hola ni.. and then he comes to the counter and says 'Lau Bhai, pachi deu-laa hai' .. and poor guy, the store owner is like 'Haaaaww-os Dai!'
Saaley bhaatey, Rs 1,500 ko looga pani fokat ma laa-ney, kasto laaz naw-bhayeko bewakoof rahecha hamro AIG tuh! And then some 'dance bar' owner showed up in his SUV, shook them AIG ko haat and both left for some meeting seeting rey!
The AIG is meeting with them 'baddie' guys ... .and having all the fun.. ani kay ko shaanti -suryakcha ni hami lai!
Then we have another AIG, Kalyan Kumar Timsina.... Hamro Nepal Police ko IGP lay nai.. 'Yo bhaatey lai kaar-wai garnoo parcha' bhandaa .. hamro Cabinet Shya-bin-ate lay ... approve garey naw rey!
Kinnuh? Because Kalyan Dai likes them 'big stuff' .. no he doesn't go around town, trying to get free t-shirts! He likes 'Dollars' only and only hangs out with 'kidnappers' and not like Khadka and his 'Dance Bar' Owner friends ni!
Few months ago, them Chinese businessman ko 300,000 US Dollars, police lay nai choryo rey! And Nepal Police caught the 'police' and AIG Kalyan did his trick! The money disappeared, no report seport rey!
Of course, AIG Kalyan must have shared the loot with our Home Minister ni.. natraw ahiley samma kinnuh Jaagirey chan yee Daaka!
A month ago, one DSP was demoted to Inspector for hanging out with them 'criminal elements' rey! Hahah... I thought you would get fired and jailed but in Nepal.. you are demoted semoted! But you can't just demote an AIG or DIG hola ni!
This is 'New Nepal' ... it's always them sano manchey haroo fasney sasney.. thula bada haroo ko tuh ulto promotion po hooncha ni!
Now, AIG Arjun Jung Shahi (Ek Jawnana ko 'Kollywood' ko hero-sero!) has been transferred to the Metropolitan Police Commissioners´ Office (MPCO), Ranipokhari as its new chief. Hope SP Ramesh Kharel can do some more 'good' work instead of constantly being threatened by then MPCO Chief, AIG Madan Khadka!
Both Khadka and Timsina know very well that they won't be the next IGP ... so it's tyam to make some more moolah while they still wear them 'bardi sardi' ni!
And the other day, few of my friends were nearly thrashed by them Cops in Lalitpur! The Lalitpur SP, Bikram Thapa was dead drunk (he was not dead!)... and driving them 'Police ko Van San' rey ... ani he was out ... jaado ma trying to control crime srime rey!
SP Saheb.. learn something from KTM ko SP baroo! Affai drink and drive .. bhaw-ye-nuh ni Dai!
Lau, Police ko jaagir tuh kya mazza.. Lootnuh Bootnuh or Chootnuh pau-nay.. ani you can drink on the job and have a 'Merry Good Tyam' ... so people .. if you like drinking, shooting, looting and booting ... then join the Nepal Police and have all the fun sun!
Nepal Police is always good at (bending the) truth ni! And when talking about service, they provide better customer service to them 'dance bar owners', 'casino loan-sharks', 'jagga-dalals' and other 'illegal business-wallahs' !
And what about the rest of us? Heheh.. no service please! We only get harassment, torture and ulto extortion by the Police ni!
And security? Kay ko security.... they are them personal security guards for our 'great' leaders and their cronies and Rubel Chowdhary and Paras Dai! They have done a wonderful job!
Today, we will be talking about our two AIGs! The 'Great Ones' or 'Goondas' .... depends whether you profited from associating with these two arse-holes or you got your arse kicked by them ni!
First, let me introduce AIG Madan Khadka! Yes, that's the guy up there, photo shoto maa!
AIG Madan Bahadur Khadka was them 'Metropolitan Police Commissioner' and recently transfered to Police HQ, Naxal!
AIG Khadka is a very professional police officer kyaruh! By 'Professional' bhanya, oo-haa lay Rs 1,000 pani thug-naw chod-dainuh rey!
Yes, this is the same guy who wanted to kick out SP Kharel from Hanuman-Dhoka ni? And he did send the SP to China for training sraining.. and you know why?
Because.. there was some 'hi-fi' deal going on in Kathmandu rey and our AIG made 5crores rey when SP Kharel was probably in training in China, learning how to use them chop-sticks hola ni!
A friend of mine owns a 'khasa ko looga' bechnay store... them other day.. I met him and he was complaining about them AIG!
Man, I don't work for them 'Internal Affairs' or ... I don't even know if our Nepal Police has that type of department separtment like in the US , Sue-Yes!
Our great AIG Khadka likes to visit them 'looga bechney' pasal and grabs like jeans seans, t-shirts for his son/daughter hola ni.. and then he comes to the counter and says 'Lau Bhai, pachi deu-laa hai' .. and poor guy, the store owner is like 'Haaaaww-os Dai!'
Saaley bhaatey, Rs 1,500 ko looga pani fokat ma laa-ney, kasto laaz naw-bhayeko bewakoof rahecha hamro AIG tuh! And then some 'dance bar' owner showed up in his SUV, shook them AIG ko haat and both left for some meeting seeting rey!
The AIG is meeting with them 'baddie' guys ... .and having all the fun.. ani kay ko shaanti -suryakcha ni hami lai!
Then we have another AIG, Kalyan Kumar Timsina.... Hamro Nepal Police ko IGP lay nai.. 'Yo bhaatey lai kaar-wai garnoo parcha' bhandaa .. hamro Cabinet Shya-bin-ate lay ... approve garey naw rey!
Kinnuh? Because Kalyan Dai likes them 'big stuff' .. no he doesn't go around town, trying to get free t-shirts! He likes 'Dollars' only and only hangs out with 'kidnappers' and not like Khadka and his 'Dance Bar' Owner friends ni!
Few months ago, them Chinese businessman ko 300,000 US Dollars, police lay nai choryo rey! And Nepal Police caught the 'police' and AIG Kalyan did his trick! The money disappeared, no report seport rey!
Of course, AIG Kalyan must have shared the loot with our Home Minister ni.. natraw ahiley samma kinnuh Jaagirey chan yee Daaka!
A month ago, one DSP was demoted to Inspector for hanging out with them 'criminal elements' rey! Hahah... I thought you would get fired and jailed but in Nepal.. you are demoted semoted! But you can't just demote an AIG or DIG hola ni!
This is 'New Nepal' ... it's always them sano manchey haroo fasney sasney.. thula bada haroo ko tuh ulto promotion po hooncha ni!
Now, AIG Arjun Jung Shahi (Ek Jawnana ko 'Kollywood' ko hero-sero!) has been transferred to the Metropolitan Police Commissioners´ Office (MPCO), Ranipokhari as its new chief. Hope SP Ramesh Kharel can do some more 'good' work instead of constantly being threatened by then MPCO Chief, AIG Madan Khadka!
Both Khadka and Timsina know very well that they won't be the next IGP ... so it's tyam to make some more moolah while they still wear them 'bardi sardi' ni!
And the other day, few of my friends were nearly thrashed by them Cops in Lalitpur! The Lalitpur SP, Bikram Thapa was dead drunk (he was not dead!)... and driving them 'Police ko Van San' rey ... ani he was out ... jaado ma trying to control crime srime rey!
SP Saheb.. learn something from KTM ko SP baroo! Affai drink and drive .. bhaw-ye-nuh ni Dai!
Lau, Police ko jaagir tuh kya mazza.. Lootnuh Bootnuh or Chootnuh pau-nay.. ani you can drink on the job and have a 'Merry Good Tyam' ... so people .. if you like drinking, shooting, looting and booting ... then join the Nepal Police and have all the fun sun!
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