Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Hundred Years of ....?


His Holiness, Saint Krishna Prasad Bhattarai aka Kishunji aka 'Nepal ko Krishna' celebrated his 87th birthday rey! According to them World Bank people, Nepal ko life expectancy is around 66.7 years!

Now, we should all sign them petition say-tee-shun to them WB people and do a separate research on them life expectancy of our so-called politicians and 'thulo' manchey haroo!

The 'Great' Hawaldaar lived to be 86 kyaaruh and our great 'Panchey PM' .. the 'Sun' God, Surya Bahadur is now 80 something ... yestai ho bhaney tuh.. we will have to continue to listen to Prachandey's buck-wash for the next 30 years ni!

The Saint-Leader wants to live to 100 rey! I didn't know them 'Viagra' Shy-Agra stuff also increased your 'tyam on Earth' ni! Ms. Kapali, Kishunji's personal assistant, friend, lover, mistress, girlfriend .. everything ... is like 30 ho ki 40 years younger kyaaruh!

And our Congressi NRNs in them Amrika send them 'blue' pills to our Saint rey! Yes.. you heard it right and you heard it first... @ Guffadi ko blog slog maa! heheh!

Comrade Prachandu-Baba now is planning for the final 'revolt' see-vault rey! And he wants to set up a 'Military Commission' rey and feri tyo commission ko head pani afoo nai rey! Hahah!

And his so-called chamchas in them districts are busy beating up fellow Maoists ... who happen to support Dr. BRB ko idea shy-dee-ya haroo rey!

Lau.. badhaai cha hai... aroo lai pit-naw maar-naw poogay-naw abuh afoo affo maar-kaat garoom hai!

And talking about them 'Stolen Vehicles' ... What is SP Kharel trying to do.. yaar? Swami Marley once said ' Don't Rock my Boat' .. and our Maoists are singing this same song to our SP Dai rey!

The Maoists don't have to pay taxes! They can just grab your vehicle and then use it forever... no taxes , no registration.... well, SP Kharel is sure to be not only transferred but he will now need to watch his back pani hola ni!

And it's not only them Maoists but also our former AIGs and mantris santris.. riding them 'Aroo harooko vehicles' ni!

And finally .. we have our own 'Nepali-leaks' ... well sort of .. not really but thanks to former Royal Palace ka karmarchaari, Former Lt. Gen Vivek Shah and his memoir syamore .. "Maile dekheko darbar" (The court as I saw it)... we will at least know some guff suff from them Palace Shya-lace... I am buying his book tomorrow.. hardcover ma rey.. Rs 900 only rey...!

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