The last tyam I was at them Zoo was back in the 90s! I bunked them classes and spent like a month in them Zoo until ... one day the Vice Principal called my Mom and asked if I had died or something like that!
My Mom was furious and I got like a 'few karate chops' , and some slapping and the next day ... I was back to School!
The VP threatened to expel me ... then I was asked to visit the Principal's Office! He asked me why... I didn't come to school for a whole month.. and I replied, 'Father, I was busy writing my novel sovel kya... and I thought them Zoo would be the perfect place to write them book sook!'
He just smiled and I was off the hook... hehe.. sometimes, it's good to tell the truth kyaaruh!
The Zoo hasn't changed much... a little bit cleaner .. I guess! And lots of them 'green' trash cans but lotsa orange-peels and badaam ko khosta littered around it .. hehe!
And them ticket price chahi.. Rs 50 for 'Bya-shock' and Rs 25 for them Kids (4-12 rey!)... that's all fine ... becoz Zoo ko pani tuh maintenance garnoo paryo ni!
But .. what the hell is 'Bya-shock' .. sounds very disgusting ... like a 'male gigolo' jastai... hehe!
Anyways... hope our 'National Trust for Nature Conservation' folks will manage them money soney well!
And I still don't get it.. I understand them Juddha Dai (The House of Shamshers!) haroo lay afno laagi 'Personal Zoo' kholyo holan.. taruh why is Juddha Dai ko Vow-Zoo and Moo-Maa ko statue ni Zoo vitra!
I find it very funny sunny that our so-called leaders want to do away with them 'House of Shah' ko statue haroo but I guess they want to leave the "Ranas" alone holan ni!
And I didn't see any Zoo ko karmachaaris around... they must have been busy ghaam-taaping somewhere!
Kasai Kasai lai tuh 'Up close & Personal' view nai cha-hinay.. fence sence chadey-ruh .. animal sanimal ko photo... mobile lay khich-noo parney rey!
Next tyam... just push that guy .. fence vitra nai ... heheh!
Found out we have like 3 Hippos, 1 Rhino , 1 'seto' moosa etiyaadi!
The Zoo is like ... where people from all over the country .. hang out rahecha!
I think our Ministry of Foreign Affairs should start distributing them 'Passport' forms from them Zoo Soo.. so that people can visit them animals, fill up them forms while they enjoy them soontalaz and badaams ni!
Then went for some boating soating.. Rs 25 for Thulo manchey ani Rs 15 for baccha haroo rey!
The guy with the Raft was busy complaining... 'Mero kay kay kaam thiyo, aajuh yeha aun-ai parney rey'...
I am a born Guffdai .. so guff suff dinuh sooroo gari haaley ni mailey pani!
The guy is a professional kayaker rey.. ani sabai tyam syam tuh Khola naala ma bee-tau-cha rey!
He is only 19... so by the tyam he is 25.. he will probably be married to a 'Canadian' or some 'Dutch' lady and teaching kids there.. how to row them boat soat hola!
Yes... our bhais in them 'Rafting business' are good at everything rey! Kuirey-ni girlfriend tuh harek season ma change sange rey!
Boating sakiyo... by the tyam I got out ... I finished my head-count as well... 1 ghanta ma .. .there were like 432 people in them Zoo Soo!
Zoo lay ek ghanta ma nai 20,000 Rupiya kamau-do rahecha... din bhari ma tuh 1-2lakh tuh entry fee batuh nai... Hoonuh tuh Sanibaar maatruh ho jam-pack hoonay... Jay bhaye pani barsko 1-2 corore + foreign grant srant lay.. hope them animals are getting some 'Royal' treatment hola!
And I have still not finished my novel sovel... waaa... nearly 20 years .. abuh arko 20 barsa ma chahi.. complete somplete garnoo parla ni!
my cousin sis used to tell me that ghosts live in the pond at the zoo. if you went near, they would pull you inside the pond. i used to be really scared, until i grew out of that nasty story.
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