I don't have all them luck suck.... I was in Amrika for some tyam ... and all I developed was them face ma rash sash... and it is here to stay till I die hola and last year I had 300 FB friends... this year .. it's down to 223... by 2014.. I will be left with like 5 friends hola .. heheh!
Today, we talk about them accents sack-cents haroo!
Yes, 90% of my Neprican friends speak with them Amriki accents but it's because them people have been there for 10+ yrs hola! Kaam ma kuirey sanguh boal-daa boal-daa accent nai change bhayo hola taruh what about them 6 mahina ki 1-2 barsa Amrika ma baseruh ani Nepal ma ghoomnuh aako manchey haroo!
Nothing wrong with speaking like them Amrikans!
One day... mailey bhaney 'Can I ask you.....' and the kuirey replied , "No, please don't axe me!' rey!
I speak too fast.. both Nepali and Angrezi and I know for sure (99%) that the other person don't really understand what I am saying ... nearly 75% of the tyam hola .. heheh!
Nothing against accent sack-cent! Mero Maiju ko didi ko chora was here .. for a month! The last tyam he was in Nepal was back when he was learning them ABCs hola!
Yes, he has the right to complain (and drink Complan!)... uslay bhaney ko pani... thikkai ho..
'Ya homie... whats up with them niggaz with thul-thulo ghars and them SUVs but no batti satti and pani saani?' rey... hahaha!
I don't think he is coming back soon unless Singapore invades Nepal.. hahah!
Saathi ko bahini was here in November. She's been to Amrika for like a year, school (as in College!) pawd-dai-chin uni! Uni ko accent tuh babaal... uni ko agaadi tuh Jessica Simpson sounds like someone from Calcutta!
Muh pani ek Jawanaa ma Amrika Samrika ma basya thiye ... and I come back to our beautiful country but I still have the same 'Govinda' accent. I must not have tried hard enough or just didn't care how I sounded like hola ni!
Bujay boojh natruh pee (drink) some more booze...heheh!
And them rednecks never really figured out what I said.. jhan NYC ma tuh.. u really don't have to speak Angrezi nai... Jackson Height ma 'Hindi-Remix' ani aroo thau ma 'Spanglish' ayo bhaney u get free coffee @ them Deli Seli... heheh!
Anyways, for all our Nepricans with less than 700 days in Amrika to their credit... please pleeze stop acting like them Amrikans kya!
I can understand.. if you .. .never did pass them SLC or 10+2 from Nepal.. and spent all them years abroad.. then of course you will have them accent sack-cent ....unless you spent all you tyam watching Tito-Satyo ...sent by your relatives from Nepal!
But .. Nepal ko dhulo&mulo khaayeruh.. SLC ma distinction haaney-raw, 10+2 ma pass bhayeruh ani Amrika gaako 1-2 barsa ma... Nepal ghoomnuh ayeruh ... 'Chya... I can't live here ...man!' chahi ali badi nai bhayo ni hoinuh ruh?
Ho.. maaney... Nepal mas basnaw gaaro cha nai... but Ek barsa kay Amrika gaako... Nepal audaa garo bhayo bhanda tuh .. hahaha!
And yes... You got to be careful in Kathmandu.. them vyaar-vyaar Mo:Mo: .. vary good but also vary dangerous if you speak with them Amriki Accent .. heheh!
Yes.. we are Nepalese and we do love to complain! Euta bhai was here for few weeks and he was pissed at them loadshedding nataks! Well, he's been living siving there since 2000 hola! Yes, he's not used to them living without them batti, paani or them Dunkin' Donuts heheh!
I have no idea where I am going with this.. nothing wrong if u speak like them Amriki, British or Desis... but mero tuh Nepal ma image nai khaarab!
My relatives tell me... 'Timi Amrika Samrika baseyko bhannai mil-dainuh... Angrezi tuh bolnaw audaina rahecha.. jahiley pani Nepali maatruh bolcha!'
Yes, Auntie.. you are right! Tapai ko chori gaako dui barsa bhayo.. abuh Skype ma tapai sanguh koora garda.. uslay bolya tapai lay naw-boojhney.. tapai bolay ko uslay naw-boojhnay... lau abuh tapai haroo sign-language siknoos hai!
So... them moral of them story eez: If you have them 'Amriki Accent' .. that's fine .. but if you don't have it .. then pleeze don't fake it .. kya!
My question is: how do you get rid of the Amrikan/Breeteesh accent if you've spent +700 days abroad? Start talking like you? ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha... then you should watch Bollywood movies and develop a 'Mumbai-mix' accent... which will work well for South Asia .. hahah!
ReplyDeleteIs "No One Killed Jessica" a good place to start?! tara that's set in DILLI!!!
ReplyDeleteYes.. NOKJ is a good place to start.... heheh! But u can practice them accent sack-cent around DILLI-BAZAAR!
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