Hamro 'Diplomat' Slip-o-mat chaan-ney prakriya pani khatara nai cha kyaaruh! All them big parties get their share rey... and ek dui jana chai ... Ministry of Foreign Affairs kai karmachaari ko laagi pani quota cha rey!
Hamro Ambassador to India, Mr. Rukma Shumsher Rana is in trouble! Well, hamro media tells us that he is also the director of Dabur Nepal rey! Yes, the same Dabur.. tyo 'Real Juice' scandal wallah haroo!
Hamro desh ma .. there is no conflict of interest! Even before our so-called government appointed Rukma dai for them 'Desi' posting ... they should have done some kind of a background check-seck hoinuh ruh?
And the funny thing is .. Rukma is not happy being the 'Ambassador' or director of Dabur Nepal, now he also wants to get back his old job as them 'President' of Nepal Olympic Committee rey!
Yes, this is the same Rukma .... made millions when he was head of NOC back when them Congressis came to power in them 90s! And he is still making millions from them Dabur Nepal... kay ho jati bhaye pani naw-poog-nay ho ki kya ho?
And 'Congressi' ko quota ma nai.. uha lai 'India' ko ambassador bana-yeko ho kyaaruh!
The only action our so-called Ministry of Foreign Affairs take is ... ask for clarification!
And arko Ambassador, Hamid Ansari lai pani clarification maagiyo rey! Ansair is our Ambassador to them Saudi Kingdom! What did Ansari do? He transferred them compensation of two 'dead' Nepali citizens to his bank account rey!
Waaah rey Wa! We have great diplomats... instead of helping our citizens in them foreign lands, they make money off them kyaaruh!
I hope Ansari is preparing his 'love' letter to MoFA .. but at the end of the day, sabai koora saam-shoom! Nobody cares and our political parties are just happy filling up them 'Ambassador' ko posts .... based on their quota sota!
And have you heard of this guy.... Murari Raj Sharma ? He is them former Ambassador to the UK and he was called back by our government but he refused to come back rey! Why? Uha ko clarification chai 'Malai yeha ramailo bhayee-raacha ani mero baccha haroo ko school pani kinuh bigaarney?"
Yesto cha taal hamro Ambassador haroo ko? Ani hamro government lay pani kunai action saction linuh naw-suck-nay rey! I wonder.. if Murari has the new MRP or has already applied for some political asylum?
Before Murari went to UK, he was them UN ko Rep (Nepal ko taruf baatuh)... and I met him once at them so-called tea party in New York! And tyeti bela 'Shail Upadhya' was the man in New York ko fashion sashion circle haroo ma!
Who is Shail Upadhya? He happens to be related to them Girijas .. but the guy was working for them UN rey and one day, his boss took his report and made it his own rey! Shail sued them UN and got like 5 million dollars rey! And then he retired and began his second life .. hanging out at the 'it' parties in them Fifth Avenue circle haroo ma and was 'afnai taal' ko fashion designer pani ... before Prabal Gurung came to the scene ni!
Our Murari was talking with Shail Dai.. and I was just (as always) kaaan-thaa-doing and Murari says 'Sir, tapai tuh jahiley pani Fashion Week ma front row seat ma hoonoo-hooncha.. hami lai pani yeso super model sodel sanguh bhet-garai dinoos naw!'
Hahahah... and I am not making this up. If you ever meet Murari in UK.. you can verify this from His Excellency himself kyaaruh!
Lau yestai ho.. hamro desh ruh bidesh ma bhaako diplomat haroo ko katha-byatha... Hami lai maatra pressure hola.. .bihanuh uthay dekhi raati sootnay bela samma... naw tuh hamro government lai pressure cha.. action saction linoo ma.. naw haamra Ambassador haroo lai laaz saaaz!
Hamro desh ma .. there is no conflict of interest! Even before our so-called government appointed Rukma dai for them 'Desi' posting ... they should have done some kind of a background check-seck hoinuh ruh?
And the funny thing is .. Rukma is not happy being the 'Ambassador' or director of Dabur Nepal, now he also wants to get back his old job as them 'President' of Nepal Olympic Committee rey!
Yes, this is the same Rukma .... made millions when he was head of NOC back when them Congressis came to power in them 90s! And he is still making millions from them Dabur Nepal... kay ho jati bhaye pani naw-poog-nay ho ki kya ho?
And 'Congressi' ko quota ma nai.. uha lai 'India' ko ambassador bana-yeko ho kyaaruh!
The only action our so-called Ministry of Foreign Affairs take is ... ask for clarification!
And arko Ambassador, Hamid Ansari lai pani clarification maagiyo rey! Ansair is our Ambassador to them Saudi Kingdom! What did Ansari do? He transferred them compensation of two 'dead' Nepali citizens to his bank account rey!
Waaah rey Wa! We have great diplomats... instead of helping our citizens in them foreign lands, they make money off them kyaaruh!
I hope Ansari is preparing his 'love' letter to MoFA .. but at the end of the day, sabai koora saam-shoom! Nobody cares and our political parties are just happy filling up them 'Ambassador' ko posts .... based on their quota sota!
And have you heard of this guy.... Murari Raj Sharma ? He is them former Ambassador to the UK and he was called back by our government but he refused to come back rey! Why? Uha ko clarification chai 'Malai yeha ramailo bhayee-raacha ani mero baccha haroo ko school pani kinuh bigaarney?"
Yesto cha taal hamro Ambassador haroo ko? Ani hamro government lay pani kunai action saction linuh naw-suck-nay rey! I wonder.. if Murari has the new MRP or has already applied for some political asylum?
Before Murari went to UK, he was them UN ko Rep (Nepal ko taruf baatuh)... and I met him once at them so-called tea party in New York! And tyeti bela 'Shail Upadhya' was the man in New York ko fashion sashion circle haroo ma!
Who is Shail Upadhya? He happens to be related to them Girijas .. but the guy was working for them UN rey and one day, his boss took his report and made it his own rey! Shail sued them UN and got like 5 million dollars rey! And then he retired and began his second life .. hanging out at the 'it' parties in them Fifth Avenue circle haroo ma and was 'afnai taal' ko fashion designer pani ... before Prabal Gurung came to the scene ni!
Our Murari was talking with Shail Dai.. and I was just (as always) kaaan-thaa-doing and Murari says 'Sir, tapai tuh jahiley pani Fashion Week ma front row seat ma hoonoo-hooncha.. hami lai pani yeso super model sodel sanguh bhet-garai dinoos naw!'
Hahahah... and I am not making this up. If you ever meet Murari in UK.. you can verify this from His Excellency himself kyaaruh!
Lau yestai ho.. hamro desh ruh bidesh ma bhaako diplomat haroo ko katha-byatha... Hami lai maatra pressure hola.. .bihanuh uthay dekhi raati sootnay bela samma... naw tuh hamro government lai pressure cha.. action saction linoo ma.. naw haamra Ambassador haroo lai laaz saaaz!
hahaha lau ta, ma pani mero kaam chore-ra ambassador hunu parla, ki kaso Mr. Guffadi?
ReplyDeleteYes... hami sabai Ambassador! Abuh Nepal 24 wata kingdom singh-dom bhaye pachi.. tuh hami sabai lai chance cha hai .. His or Her Excellency baw-nnaw! hahah!
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