I have no idea why our so-called leaders and their chamchas are so obsessed with them 'gates' ... Lumbini jaaney bato ma pani thulo 'welcome gate' ... Pokhara ma pani tyehi and I guess... every other so-called metro-retro city ma pani tyestai 'welcome' gate haroo tuh holan ni!
And today, let's talk about them 'Welcome Gate' .. hamro Tribhuwan International Airport (TIA) maa! Them 'Welcome' Gate lai re-paint see-paint gareruh ... 40-50 laakh rupaiaya uda-yo hamro Sarkaari hakim haroo lay! Who gives a @#$! ni?
Tyo gate pani .. tyo jawana ko 'Visit Nepal 1998' ko paala ma baw-naa-ko rey! Heheh... instead of painting them gate sate, our TIA folks should have focused on improving vitra ko infrastructure etiyaadi ni! Them 'Airport Taxis' are a joke unless you are a big fan of them 'Toyota ko 1970s' ko vehicles haroo!
And what about them Maruti Taxis? The only way 3 'Germans' are going to fit in them taxi is if they belong to the 'Berlin Contortionist Club' or something like that!
We have to thank Binod Chaudhary for them 'Maruti Taxis' in Kathmandu Valley! In them 90s, we had like new 'Hyundai' ko ali thulo Yellow Cabs !
Then, our great 'tycoon' Binod Chaudhary paid like millions of Rupees to them sarkaari hakims and that's how it is in Nepal. You can 'Bend it like Beckham' if you have the dough... our politicians and them sarkaari-hakims are for sale ni! Ani tyes pachi tuh 'Maruti' taxi lay dhaakyo Kathmandu tuh!
I guess.. #1 Nepali Contortionists ma chahi ... them House of Chaudhary lai nai dinoo parla! And FYI, Bindo dai ko mistress is our ek jawana ko #1 hero-ni Niruta Singh rey! Lau, yehi ho aja ko Purano 'scoop' of the day!
Our international Airport looks like a 'bus' stand! Our immigration folks ask us funny questions.... like if you are a female and you are traveling alone ... they think something fishy is going on! And if you are going to Amrika then they will say something stupid lai 'Congrats, you have won the jackpot, now you will make lotsa money ... ani hami lai pani yeso samjhinoo hai'.... Naw bau patti ko naw aama patti ko.. kinnuh samjhinoo!
And if you are going to them Middle-East... they will just make you wait and wait and unless them manpower agencies give them some 'chiya kharcha' ... they won't let them 'folks' to board the plane! But if you are a Bangladeshi and you have a fake 'Nepali' Passport and your agent has already thrown in some 'tips' then you are free to board the plane and go to Dubai and make some money rey!
And talking about them restrooms.... heheh! You probably need a gas-mask unless you suffer from chronic sinusitis ! And then you hang out at the 'departure hall' .. .and there will be like 400 people waiting for three different international flights ... you feel like you are in some kind of a shelter waiting for them hurricane or tornado to pass away hola!
Our 'Tourism' Mantri is not interested, our TIA hakim-sahebs don't care and that's how it is. Maybe TIA should instead hire young volunteers, angrezi ya aroo bhaasa bolney and let them work .. uni haroo lai pani experience hooncha ani ramailo pani! Taruh tyestai ho... Nepal ma ... Visit Nepal 2011 ko official udghatan program is on 14th Jan... Hamro only.. Rangsala (Stadium) ma dhoom dhaam rey!
Tyo din tuh ghar ma basey hooncha... 3-4 ghanta jaam hoonay bhayo... 6,000 vehicles, 2,000 VIPs, 10,000+ guests haroo.... lau Baroo.. yo program nai Airport ko runway ma garey hoonthyo ni! Ek din plane slane banda... baroo Runway ma sukul-bhoj garney ani sabai attendees haroo lay airport safa garney, ghaas kaatney etiyaadi!
And today, let's talk about them 'Welcome Gate' .. hamro Tribhuwan International Airport (TIA) maa! Them 'Welcome' Gate lai re-paint see-paint gareruh ... 40-50 laakh rupaiaya uda-yo hamro Sarkaari hakim haroo lay! Who gives a @#$! ni?
Tyo gate pani .. tyo jawana ko 'Visit Nepal 1998' ko paala ma baw-naa-ko rey! Heheh... instead of painting them gate sate, our TIA folks should have focused on improving vitra ko infrastructure etiyaadi ni! Them 'Airport Taxis' are a joke unless you are a big fan of them 'Toyota ko 1970s' ko vehicles haroo!
And what about them Maruti Taxis? The only way 3 'Germans' are going to fit in them taxi is if they belong to the 'Berlin Contortionist Club' or something like that!
We have to thank Binod Chaudhary for them 'Maruti Taxis' in Kathmandu Valley! In them 90s, we had like new 'Hyundai' ko ali thulo Yellow Cabs !
Then, our great 'tycoon' Binod Chaudhary paid like millions of Rupees to them sarkaari hakims and that's how it is in Nepal. You can 'Bend it like Beckham' if you have the dough... our politicians and them sarkaari-hakims are for sale ni! Ani tyes pachi tuh 'Maruti' taxi lay dhaakyo Kathmandu tuh!
I guess.. #1 Nepali Contortionists ma chahi ... them House of Chaudhary lai nai dinoo parla! And FYI, Bindo dai ko mistress is our ek jawana ko #1 hero-ni Niruta Singh rey! Lau, yehi ho aja ko Purano 'scoop' of the day!
Our international Airport looks like a 'bus' stand! Our immigration folks ask us funny questions.... like if you are a female and you are traveling alone ... they think something fishy is going on! And if you are going to Amrika then they will say something stupid lai 'Congrats, you have won the jackpot, now you will make lotsa money ... ani hami lai pani yeso samjhinoo hai'.... Naw bau patti ko naw aama patti ko.. kinnuh samjhinoo!
And if you are going to them Middle-East... they will just make you wait and wait and unless them manpower agencies give them some 'chiya kharcha' ... they won't let them 'folks' to board the plane! But if you are a Bangladeshi and you have a fake 'Nepali' Passport and your agent has already thrown in some 'tips' then you are free to board the plane and go to Dubai and make some money rey!
And talking about them restrooms.... heheh! You probably need a gas-mask unless you suffer from chronic sinusitis ! And then you hang out at the 'departure hall' .. .and there will be like 400 people waiting for three different international flights ... you feel like you are in some kind of a shelter waiting for them hurricane or tornado to pass away hola!
Our 'Tourism' Mantri is not interested, our TIA hakim-sahebs don't care and that's how it is. Maybe TIA should instead hire young volunteers, angrezi ya aroo bhaasa bolney and let them work .. uni haroo lai pani experience hooncha ani ramailo pani! Taruh tyestai ho... Nepal ma ... Visit Nepal 2011 ko official udghatan program is on 14th Jan... Hamro only.. Rangsala (Stadium) ma dhoom dhaam rey!
Tyo din tuh ghar ma basey hooncha... 3-4 ghanta jaam hoonay bhayo... 6,000 vehicles, 2,000 VIPs, 10,000+ guests haroo.... lau Baroo.. yo program nai Airport ko runway ma garey hoonthyo ni! Ek din plane slane banda... baroo Runway ma sukul-bhoj garney ani sabai attendees haroo lay airport safa garney, ghaas kaatney etiyaadi!
Awesome!! Also, refer to this site for Nepali Calendar: http://www.ashesh.com.np/nepali-calendar/
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