Our leaders are very good @ signing them papers sapers! And Prachandoo Shamsher was about to hand them PLA ko flag rey .. then some 'bideshi' whispered rey ' Hey Man... no can do... u give them flag.. u loser .. dude!' ...
And then Prachandoo Uncle was like.. 'No Flag for you, Makune... or else I leave!' .. and Makune, had no choice... rey! The Show had to go on ... ni!
Poor Makune.. resigned like .. when Elvis was still alive..and he's still the PM See-Em' ... Prachandoo thinks.. now ... he has to be the 'Prime Monster' again.. because he has shown them world sworld... that Maoist want peace sheesh rey!
Dear Chairman, you don't have to show the world ... shit! Show us that you are really serious and not thinking of dancing with Rekha Thapa again! Next tyam.. dance garnoo nai cha bhaney... go to Amrika and do them 'dancing show' kyaaruh! Kay bhancha ni.. 'Dancing with them Stars' ki kay!
And now everybody is asking... well, not everybody.. maybe you and me maatruh hola... Who is them 'foreigner' telling Prachandoo .. not to hand over them flag slag?
We have them three 'Usual' suspects rey! First, tuh .. hamro Rakesh Sood... the 'Indian' Raj-Doot (bike jastai!) ... man, he was like .. them guy who got them 'SLR ho ki DSLR' camera samera.. for his birthday and he just can't stop shooting.. them picture sick-ture rey!
His Excellency Rakesh Bhoot.. the RajDoot was running around as if he was doing some story for them 'Time Slime' Magazine! And maybe... ek chin Prachandey ko mood kharab gar-dim naw bha-ney ruh.. daaka lay guff diyo holan ni!
Or might be them.. British guy.. Yes them... Great Britain-wallahs are very into 'tradition sradition' rey... or it might be them Amrikans! Them Amrikans were them first one to congratulate rey.. 'Great job Guys...... and now we leave it to them Indians to do whatever they want with you' rey!
Hahah... them only tyam . them Gringos left something for them Indians hola... ni!
And arko newz ma chahi... Standard Chartered ko ATM (Lazimpaat) ma kehi din agaadi... euta ATM-user lai loot-paat garyo rey.. 3-4 jaanaa chor haroo lay.. tyo pani 5 bajey diu-so!
What's next? ... Abuh Standard Chartered ma Account bhaako manchey ko ghar ma loot-nuh auney ho ki kya ho.. Arrey Wo.. Mundul Saheb... jarra dekho kya ho ra ha hai.. or some shit like that!
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