Letters from India!

According to them Indian dailies, Sonam Kapoor... Anil Kapoor Dai ko chori is planning to visit Nepal rey... maybe our government should ask Nepal Tourism Board (NTB) to make Sonam.. our 'VNY 2011 ko brand ambassador' ni heheh!

And for all our so-called patriotic Nepali friends... don't worry if we get a 'foreign' person to be our desh ko ambassador ... Prime-Minister nai Delhi baatuh nominate hooncha bhaney yo sano tino koora ma tension wension naw-linoo-hos!

And euta BJP (Bharatiya Janata Party) ko MLA (MP Same-Pea!) was stabbed to death by a lady teacher! Like in our great country, Naya-Paal (New Tent!) ... India ma pani ... them lawmakers are above the law kyaaruh!

The teacher was raped by this MLA daakoo rey ... and she had to do what she did because nobody listened to her story rey! Everyday we hear them horror stories in our own backyard taruh 'New Nepal' ma ... law-saw maroola! And we hope them policemen in our own country, them bastards who raped their own police-ni will not be stabbed but bull-dozed to death by our Naaris!

Where are our NGOs/INGOs naari groups ...when we need them?

And it's about tyam somebody stab our so-called leaders in the arse so that they will no longer suffer from constipation... because all this tyam.. they only talk sheet and maybe it's because there is a block-age somewhere hola ni... heheh!

'Bofors Scandal' is still in da Newz! .... Rajiv Gandhi lost his 'clean image' after them 'arms scandal' in them 80s ... even the 'great' Amitabhji had to get out of 'politics' and 20+ yrs later... them CBI folks still can't figure out .... who got how much? ... rey!

Well, Rajiv Gandhi is dead (MIA ko didi lay ho tyo maala ko bomb somb lay padka-ko ni!) and Rahul will one day become them PM See-Em' ... and what about Amitabh? Well, he's back from dead kyaaruh... ek taa-ka tuh budo dhan-dai 'Riches to Rag-Sag' story bhaa-thyo ni!

ABCL soo-roo garya thiyo Dai lay.. Miss Universe host soast garney bhaako ulto (financially) toast bhayo .. ani feelim seelim baw-naa-ko thiyo sabai flop-slop... dhan-dai flip-flop law-gaa-yeruh afno gau tira waa-pas feer-taa bhaako!

Well, 'Kaun Banega Karore-Pati' lay jay hos Buda lai feri maala-maal .. ani Aaj Kal chahi feelim haroo ma 'budo' role soo-ha-cha hai .. Dai lai tuh!

Abuh, Hamro.. Rajesh Dai pani 'budo-sudo Judo player' ko role garya hoon-thyo ni! Hoonuh tuh Bhuwan KC ajhai hero-sero banchan... ani Bhuwan-ey tuh UML party join garya chan rey. I think Rajesh Hamal should start his own political party ni!

Rajesh Dai... tapai ko 'MA in English' ko eesta-maal garnoo paryo abuh tuh... kati din ... tapai ko laamo haat ruh 'faw-laamey' die-log diney bhanya!

Kehi gari mailey 'Nepali film' banau-naw paako bhaye tuh... I would cast Rajesh Hamal ... 'Angrezi Padau-nay' Professor ko role ma ani Jharana Bajracharya lai chahi usko 'grad student' , pachi arkai sang-aw biha bhaako, feri buda lai choderuh .. Professor Hamal chahi 'churot besi' taaneruh .. lung cancer bhayeruh marney bela ma chahi.... Jharana feri wa-pas aako 'kahani' ... hehehe (abuh screenplay chahi kaslay lekhney ho ni?)

Hamro Nepal ko tuh afnai kahani... then Prime-Monster 'Lion Brave Give-Daddy' aka 'Sher B. Deuba' had fun when we bought them millions of dollars ko arms from them Beligum Shell-GM!

Then Army Chief, Pyar Jung Thapa got his share and so did Sher-ay ko saalo, Arzoo didi ko bhai.. who was the main 'agent'/broker/dalaal rey!

And we don't need our own CID folks to figure it out. In Nepal, we all know what's happening but these 'thulo manchey's just don't care ni! Jhan ulto prot-shaan (motivation!) po hoo-do rahecha!

And Darjeeling Limited Company ko haal-khabar tyestai ho! Now, Bimal Gurung is the 'gangsta' and is doing his share of 'Gorkhaland' Gaana-Baaja stuff! Bimal is a former goonda and right-hand man of then ko Maha-goonda, Subash Ghising!

And just painting 'Gorkhaland' everywhere, from cars, hoarding boards, ghar ko chaa-naa ma is not going to do them 'Darjeeling-ays' any good kyaaruh!

Look at Sikkim... Nepali ko nai majority ho tyeha taruh Lepchas and Bhutias are also doing good! Yes, them Sikkim ko neta haroo pani choko tuh chaina holan ni taruh .... khanoo nai parcha bhaney ali ali khau naw... sabai ekai choti ghee-chay-ruh ... afnai pet lai nai saasti ho ni!

Ahiley ko 'New Nepal' ko sawn-dhar-va ma chahi Darjeeling is ... what we are (daang doong natak maa!) and Sikkim is what we can become (bikash sikash ko koora ma ni feri.!) Kay bhanya tyesto? Khoi.. kay bhanya ho .. malai pani thaha chaina ..heheh!