According to Lady Karin, the UNMIN 'hakim-madame!' ... there are fears of three prospects rey! And our President was 'Karin, don't break my 'Achy Breaky Heart' and our Prime-Monster, MaKuNe was 'Munni badnaam hui' ....
And for the rest of us... we really don't care .. abuh tuh! Nepal ko naam badnaam bhayo rey.... ghanta ko badnaam... Baroo hamro neta haroo ko 'nautanki' sabai sansaar lay tuh thaha-payo ni abuh tuh!
And for the rest of us... we really don't care .. abuh tuh! Nepal ko naam badnaam bhayo rey.... ghanta ko badnaam... Baroo hamro neta haroo ko 'nautanki' sabai sansaar lay tuh thaha-payo ni abuh tuh!
So yo '3 idiots' haroo lay garda ... kay hoon tee '3 prospects' haroo?
1. A People's revolt:
Lady Karin told her UN bosses... them Maoists are really really planning for them 'final showdown' rey... And Prachanda was like 'I really didn't mean it that way ni' ... I have no idea how this 'final take-over' natak will unfold but looking at them last year's 'Sookila Mookila Campaign' ... nothing much will happen unless them residents of Kathmandu Valley, wake up one day and decide to take to the streets... again!
Lady Karin told her UN bosses... them Maoists are really really planning for them 'final showdown' rey... And Prachanda was like 'I really didn't mean it that way ni' ... I have no idea how this 'final take-over' natak will unfold but looking at them last year's 'Sookila Mookila Campaign' ... nothing much will happen unless them residents of Kathmandu Valley, wake up one day and decide to take to the streets... again!
And Master P... please stop shouting over and over again... 'We will go for revolt see-volt' ... you don't have to be a 'James Bond' or 'Lara Croft' to figure out what your plans are .. when you make sure the whole world knows about your 'final push shoos' ... feri pachi 'haati tuh ayo .. taruh foos foos' hola ni!
2. A Presidential takeover:
Our President... Ram Baran Yadav was hurt rey. No, he didn't choke on them 'chuira & bhatmaas' or got his lips stitched ... playing 'dandi-biyo!' ... he felt like he was stabbed in the heart rey.. when Lady Karin briefed her UN Bosses... that 'President Rule' is possible in Nepal!
Wake up and smell the coffee, Dr. Saheb! RBY is a good man but if the President doesn't know what to do next... then we must ask the Desi Ambassador hola ni!'
Our 'gangsta' from Bhaktapur, Narayan Man Bijukche has been shouting his arse off.. 'El Presidente .. Save us All' .... but to do that.. you need 'ramro manchey' but in Nepal... it's them 'hamro mancheys' who run them show!
So, even if Dr. Saheb gets all pumped up and takes over... we will have another Andolan.. .folks will get shot and then we come back with a 24-point agreement between these stupid political parties and then what?
Peter Pan never grew up... and I guess .. hamro desh ruh haamra neta haroo ko taal pani tyestai hola ni!
Our President... Ram Baran Yadav was hurt rey. No, he didn't choke on them 'chuira & bhatmaas' or got his lips stitched ... playing 'dandi-biyo!' ... he felt like he was stabbed in the heart rey.. when Lady Karin briefed her UN Bosses... that 'President Rule' is possible in Nepal!
Wake up and smell the coffee, Dr. Saheb! RBY is a good man but if the President doesn't know what to do next... then we must ask the Desi Ambassador hola ni!'
Our 'gangsta' from Bhaktapur, Narayan Man Bijukche has been shouting his arse off.. 'El Presidente .. Save us All' .... but to do that.. you need 'ramro manchey' but in Nepal... it's them 'hamro mancheys' who run them show!
So, even if Dr. Saheb gets all pumped up and takes over... we will have another Andolan.. .folks will get shot and then we come back with a 24-point agreement between these stupid political parties and then what?
Peter Pan never grew up... and I guess .. hamro desh ruh haamra neta haroo ko taal pani tyestai hola ni!
3. A Nepal Army Coup!
The only guy who could have pulled this off... was our former Army Chief, Mr. Cut-2-Wall .. and now he's retired and is busy attending them so-called 'Nepal ko laagi' conference in Delhi and them foreign countries haroo ma!
Our Current Chief, General Chhatra Man Singh Gurung is a simple boy from Tanahu and does not dream of becoming the next 'Shree Tin Maharaja' of Lamjung and Kaski .. .kyaaruh! But the next man in line is , General Gaurav SJB Rana... nati ko nati of them former Rana Prime Minister rey.. maybe we should ask him ni... "General, do you dream of Genie?"
Even if the Nepal Army takes over, it really can't go on and on like them Burma ko Junta Sunta! Burma has them natural resources rey.. .like heroin heheh... and they make billions of dollars!
We only have water swater and it takes like 10-20 years to really get your money back ni!
And this is not the 'Pakistani' Army... getting all them billions from them Amrikis and making a come-back every 10 years ni!
At the end of the day, Lord Voldemort lives in Delhi and where is our 'Harry Potter' ... well, the question is ... who is our 'Harry Potter' ni?
No, them Chinese are not going to save us... they are busy rey... and our leaders are not sure what they want and how they want it... because in the end... the final approval must come from Delhi!
The only guy who could have pulled this off... was our former Army Chief, Mr. Cut-2-Wall .. and now he's retired and is busy attending them so-called 'Nepal ko laagi' conference in Delhi and them foreign countries haroo ma!
Our Current Chief, General Chhatra Man Singh Gurung is a simple boy from Tanahu and does not dream of becoming the next 'Shree Tin Maharaja' of Lamjung and Kaski .. .kyaaruh! But the next man in line is , General Gaurav SJB Rana... nati ko nati of them former Rana Prime Minister rey.. maybe we should ask him ni... "General, do you dream of Genie?"
Even if the Nepal Army takes over, it really can't go on and on like them Burma ko Junta Sunta! Burma has them natural resources rey.. .like heroin heheh... and they make billions of dollars!
We only have water swater and it takes like 10-20 years to really get your money back ni!
And this is not the 'Pakistani' Army... getting all them billions from them Amrikis and making a come-back every 10 years ni!
At the end of the day, Lord Voldemort lives in Delhi and where is our 'Harry Potter' ... well, the question is ... who is our 'Harry Potter' ni?
No, them Chinese are not going to save us... they are busy rey... and our leaders are not sure what they want and how they want it... because in the end... the final approval must come from Delhi!
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