Now.. I really had to find out .. yo mero jastai guff ho ki sacchai ho bhaney-raw! Had them meeting seeting @ Anamnagar... to raise funds for a local school in Dolpa! Ani Nepal ma yestai ho... meeting seeting Nepali Tyam ma soo-roo hooncha ni!
Ani wari pari hay-rey-ko tuh sabai 'local chiya pasal' maatruh! Lau... abuh muh pani Ek Cup Chiya ruh Churot tanney 'mood' ma!
Them local chiya pasal .. haroo .. very similar to them British 'Men's Only' Exclusive Club hola! The only naari present was them 'Chiya-Pasal' Sahuni! Ani muh pani basey.. Ek Cup 'Doodh-Chiya' ko laagi!
Two gentlemen... in front of me were talking about them 'Sabai Jagga ko Vow khattam bhayo' ... Yes, that's right! Two years ago... everybody was only talking about 'Jagga-Sagga'... my local butcher used to open his shop every other day because he was busy running around Bhaisi-Patty .. looking for them 'nice Jaggas' jahaa plotting slotting garnaw milcha rey!
Ani.. mero ghar agaadi ko 'Furniture Pasaley' tuh ... would open like.. once a week! Kinnuh bhanya tuh.. aroo din tuh .. Kathmandu Valley ma 'Jagga-hunting' gardai ma tyam bith-cha rey!
So.. two 'Jagga-Dalals' were busy bitching about 'how their business sleazi-ness had gone kaput' rey!... Ani uni haroo ko haat ma pani 'Chiya ruh Churot' ...
Tyes pachi, yeso agaadi tiruh harey-ko tuh Ek Hool (6-7) sarkaari karmachaaris talking 'politics soliticks' guff-suff! 'Abuh Rastrapati lay nai ho .. jay garnoo cha.. tyes lay nai garney ho ni'. Ani hamraa sarkaari karmachaari haroo pani sabai 'Chiya ruh Churot' ma ram-jham gardai! Ek Chin.. tuh 'Smokers Festival' nai soo-roo bhaa jasto!
'Now.. it's up to them President ... he will have to decide....." Our great (First and might be.. them last!) President is having a tough tyam. Bichara! I hope he's also busy .. thinking ... Chiya ruh Churot Taan-dai!
Ani muh pani 'Doodh-Chiya' ko swad lee-dai thiye.. euta 'Don' ayee-pugyo! Kaapaal lamo, mundra sundra laagaa-ko! Now.. there are only two kinds of people in KTM.. jasko kapaal laamo ruh kaan ma mundra sundra jhoonda-ko!
First group.. tuh hamraa Don Son bhayee halyo! Yes, everybody needs them 'Don-Wallahs' these days! Them Banks use them to collect them loan soan rey. School haroo ma 'tuh stand-by' rey.. if them parents or other parties come and want to trash the place for some reason! Ani.. Aaj Kal tuh hospital haroo ma pani 'Don Club' nai cha rey!
Ani Hamro Neta haroo ko tuh koora nai chod-dim nuh! Uni haroo nai Don ani aroo Don-Son paaley-ruh Rakh-chan! Sujata ko ghar ma.. chahi 30 janaa Don haroo tuh jahiley pani 'ready to rumble rey!
Ani.. second group.. chahi hamro artist sartist, music-photo-painting-sainting wallah haroo. Uni haroo lai pani Bela Bela ma hamro Nepal (Chor)Police lay dookhaw dinchan.. Don Son bhaney ruh!
Okay.. let's get back to the 'Don' ko visit! Them 'Don' and his 5 chamchas.. were there @ the Chiya Pasal for some Chiya-Siya! And Sahuni was ready with like 6 cup Chiya ruh 6 wata Churot!
Ani Ek Chin.. Don haroo ko Guff Soonay! Khaas gari Soon-nai pardai-naw.. uni haroo aa-fai Cell Phone nikalchan ani Phone ma ... gaali garchan!
'Ye Dai.. tapai lay bujhay-naw jasto cha... abuh muh nai aye-ruh bujhai-dim' ... rey
And then he started using all them 'words' he learnt in his school hola ni! Tero Mya Talai Mu, Parkhi Ra ko Cho' ... and Sahuni was like 'Whatever... as long as you pay for my chiya and churot.. I really don't give a @#$!' rey!
Don Son haroo tuh Chiya pani ram-raw-ri naw-pee-yee nai gayo tyes pachi! Abuh kasko khutta bhachi-nay bhayo Kathmandu maa! Hamro Desh ma fursat na-bhaa-ko ... yee Don haroo ruh Neta haroo matrai holan?
Mero Chiya pani sakiyo.. Churot pani! I went to them counter sounter...
'Didi... Kati bhayo?'
'Chiya ani.. kati wata Churot?'
'Chiya maatruh.. Churot aaf-nai ho!'
'Ye.. hya tuh sabai Chiya ruh Churot maatruh ho'
'Lau.. 10 Rs dinoos'
... Lau tuh mero pani Guff sakiyo... Tyo FM Safe-M ko Guff saachai rahecha... 10 minute basiyo hola.... 20 cup Chiya ruh 19 wata churot bikri bhayo Sahuni ko! Jai Hos!
Ani.. btw, two kinds of people ko kooraa ma malai.. Hamro Dai, C.S. Lewis ko die-log yaad ayo ...
"There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done."
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