So what's new? .. Well, Nepal ko politics solitics ma yestai ho... milnay koora garcha ani.. last moment ma ayeruh.. hamro Prachandey Dada lay '@#$! you.. bitch' bhaneruh aroo party lai middle finger dekhai-dincha.. haha!
Lady Karin of Burundi went to them UN ko HQ in NY and told her bosses 'Due to 3 idiots.. ahiley ko scenario ma only 3 options left!'
First maa, Prezzie rule.. second my Army ko rule and third ma Prachandey ko rule rey!
Then our Prezzie Dr. RBY said 'I am for democracy semocracy.. I don't want to be Saddam' .. our NA ko Chief Shaap, General CSG said, 'No.. I am just a simple boy from Tanahun.. I don't want to be a Shree Tin Maharaja' .. ani lastauh ma PKD said, 'I was just bluffing kya.. yo people's revolt sevolt.. yetti-kai tarsau-naw maatruh guff dey-ko'
Abuh .. Kathmandu .. Maoists haroo ko bhela aur training (Bhrikuti Mandap) ma.. 5,000 karyakarta ko agaadi.. Prachandey says ' Yes.. be prepared.. we are going for them final revolt-sevolt' rey!
Kay ho.. Prachandey Uncle pani jawanaa ma Boy Scouts ma bharti bhaako thiyo ki kya ho!
Then.. BRB (Baburam) says '@#$ You' and leaves them Bhrikuti Mandap ko hall rey! BRB was pissed at PKD because uslay lekhey-ko 'note of dissent' lai Baal nai diyenuh bhaney-raw!
Ani.. Mrs. BRB (Hisila Yami didi) storms them podium sodium and does a 'Kanye West' .. haha.. but of course PKD is no Taylor Swift .. yo sandhar-vaw ma chahi!
Hisila Didi .. then starts her 'MIA'-ko jastai rap sap.. she blasts 'Prachandey' for acting like Kim Jong-Il Dai from North Korea.. and leaves the hall with them BRB ko supporter!
Hahah.. Them other so-called political parties are having lotsa fun kyaaruh! Let them Maoists fight it out.. kill each other and break into like 23 small party sarty rey!
India is also closely monitoring them situation rey. Them RAW ka people haroo are busy going back and forth.. .them KTM to Delhi flight tuh sabai RAW ka agent haroo lay nai bharchan rey!
And since them Maoists are no more .. in them jungle.. PKD lay pani BRB ruh Hisila Didi lai .. pahila jasto detention ma raakh-naw mildainuh!
Hamro Nepal ka party haroo yestai hoon! Now, BRB is planning to form his own 'Maoist' party rey. Deuba is also going to break away from them Kangaroos again! And what about them UML? Hahah.. them jokers don't know what to do! Makune is happy where he is... but the rest of the gang are busy.. yes.. fighting with each other!
BRB is right.. he is always right kya! Dr. Saheb tells us 'We can't just do that revolt shit and get away with it!' ... We have to make India happy or else.. we die! And China is not the answer .. and will never be!
Yestai Taal ho bhaney.. Prachandey Uncle will be going bald soon or usko ali ali seto kapaal abuh puraai seto hooncha! May ma naya constiution tuh kay naya Prime-Monster pani hoodainuh!
Then what? ... Tyes pachi tyehi ho.. either Prezzie RBY has to take over and then we have a new election selection something .. or them Army Chief will have to take over and be our 'Musharraf' or something or .. Prachandey will have to say 'That's it.. we taking over!'
But lastuh ma gayeruh tyehi.. if you don't make them Desis happy then you really can't do shit kyaaruh!
For the last 60 years, our so-called leaders (Rajabadi to Prajatantra-baadi to Maobadi).. have all been busy kissing them 'Desi' arse ... and now them simple BJs (our leaders are good at it!) is not going to make them happy rey!.. Hahah.. So all our leaders should now be ready to take it up their arses hola abuh tuh.. if they want to take over Nepal!
Lady Karin of Burundi went to them UN ko HQ in NY and told her bosses 'Due to 3 idiots.. ahiley ko scenario ma only 3 options left!'
First maa, Prezzie rule.. second my Army ko rule and third ma Prachandey ko rule rey!
Then our Prezzie Dr. RBY said 'I am for democracy semocracy.. I don't want to be Saddam' .. our NA ko Chief Shaap, General CSG said, 'No.. I am just a simple boy from Tanahun.. I don't want to be a Shree Tin Maharaja' .. ani lastauh ma PKD said, 'I was just bluffing kya.. yo people's revolt sevolt.. yetti-kai tarsau-naw maatruh guff dey-ko'
Abuh .. Kathmandu .. Maoists haroo ko bhela aur training (Bhrikuti Mandap) ma.. 5,000 karyakarta ko agaadi.. Prachandey says ' Yes.. be prepared.. we are going for them final revolt-sevolt' rey!
Kay ho.. Prachandey Uncle pani jawanaa ma Boy Scouts ma bharti bhaako thiyo ki kya ho!
Then.. BRB (Baburam) says '@#$ You' and leaves them Bhrikuti Mandap ko hall rey! BRB was pissed at PKD because uslay lekhey-ko 'note of dissent' lai Baal nai diyenuh bhaney-raw!
Ani.. Mrs. BRB (Hisila Yami didi) storms them podium sodium and does a 'Kanye West' .. haha.. but of course PKD is no Taylor Swift .. yo sandhar-vaw ma chahi!
Hisila Didi .. then starts her 'MIA'-ko jastai rap sap.. she blasts 'Prachandey' for acting like Kim Jong-Il Dai from North Korea.. and leaves the hall with them BRB ko supporter!
Hahah.. Them other so-called political parties are having lotsa fun kyaaruh! Let them Maoists fight it out.. kill each other and break into like 23 small party sarty rey!
India is also closely monitoring them situation rey. Them RAW ka people haroo are busy going back and forth.. .them KTM to Delhi flight tuh sabai RAW ka agent haroo lay nai bharchan rey!
And since them Maoists are no more .. in them jungle.. PKD lay pani BRB ruh Hisila Didi lai .. pahila jasto detention ma raakh-naw mildainuh!
Hamro Nepal ka party haroo yestai hoon! Now, BRB is planning to form his own 'Maoist' party rey. Deuba is also going to break away from them Kangaroos again! And what about them UML? Hahah.. them jokers don't know what to do! Makune is happy where he is... but the rest of the gang are busy.. yes.. fighting with each other!
BRB is right.. he is always right kya! Dr. Saheb tells us 'We can't just do that revolt shit and get away with it!' ... We have to make India happy or else.. we die! And China is not the answer .. and will never be!
Yestai Taal ho bhaney.. Prachandey Uncle will be going bald soon or usko ali ali seto kapaal abuh puraai seto hooncha! May ma naya constiution tuh kay naya Prime-Monster pani hoodainuh!
Then what? ... Tyes pachi tyehi ho.. either Prezzie RBY has to take over and then we have a new election selection something .. or them Army Chief will have to take over and be our 'Musharraf' or something or .. Prachandey will have to say 'That's it.. we taking over!'
But lastuh ma gayeruh tyehi.. if you don't make them Desis happy then you really can't do shit kyaaruh!
For the last 60 years, our so-called leaders (Rajabadi to Prajatantra-baadi to Maobadi).. have all been busy kissing them 'Desi' arse ... and now them simple BJs (our leaders are good at it!) is not going to make them happy rey!.. Hahah.. So all our leaders should now be ready to take it up their arses hola abuh tuh.. if they want to take over Nepal!
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